Woman becomes sex addict after falling off Wii Fit

[keithp]

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London, Apr 14 (ANI): Amanda Flowers, a catering worker in Manchester, needs 10 sex sessions a day - courtesy a fall from her Wii Fit board which turned her into a sex addict.

Even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on, reports The Daily Star.

She said: "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, said: "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me." (ANI)

I can hear all the guys pushing women off of Wii Fit boards now....

 

[TC]

Now I know why men are buying this thing.

 

[detectiveconan16]

Sure... Every body's a sexadditct these days.

 

[Brownjohn]

I hope my wife falls off the wii fit soon.

 

[JolietJake]

This is just a marketing ploy by Nintendo.

 

[Monty 4.0]

Maybe she can get a room in sex rehab with Tiger Woods and that white trash motorcycle guy.

 

[Jesus_S_Preston]

Pics would make or break this story

 

[tcrash247]

Now she can keep up with a normal guy.

 

[Mospeada_21]

damn, she's the newest x-men from UK!

 

[fatherofcaitlyn]

[quote name='keithp']I can hear all the guys pushing women off of Wii Fit boards now....[/QUOTE]

As a married man of almost 9 years, I won't be one of those guys.

 

[lokizz]

so if your chick is a freak/slut should you push her off that tony hawk skateboard peripheral? man every damn time you think youve seen it all another news story pops up that makes you go wow. guess theyll be removing these from senior centers.

 

[Danimal]

So wait, you're saying that at some point I apparently fell off a Wii Fit board?

 

[dopa345]

BS.

And that's my professional medical opinion.

 

[TheCapn010]

Usually this only happens to people who get struck by lightning or push too hard on the crapper.

And that is my amateur Discovery Channel opinion.

 

[bickle]

Correction: A sex addict with poor balance.

 

[crunchb3rry]

Kinda unrelated, but there's a new XBLA independent game that lets you turn your controller into a dildo.

"Dude, your controller smells like old tuna."
"Yeah, my mom was playing earlier."

 

[GuilewasNK]

Heaven help her if she finds a bee hive.

 

[Poshbishounen]

I have a feeling Reggie had something to do with this...

 

[Segasonic01]

The fall had nothing to do with it. A wizard alein casted his spell on her.

 

[addicted2games]

Nothing wrong at all with being a sex addict, right?

 

[georox]

[quote name='Segasonic01']The fall had nothing to do with it. A wizard alein casted his spell on her.[/QUOTE]

You mean a wizard named Allen.

 

[urmomlikesme]

Wow no wonder those Wii fits are always OOS lol

 

[shieryda]

"A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve."

Which nerve would that be? Dudes should go around and start punching their ladies in said nerve. Then, no woman should be able to use the excuse "Not tonight. I have a headache/I'm tired/the kids aren't asleep yet."

 

[SpeedyG]

My god I thought it was horrible when my girlfriend wants it like 5 times a day.

 

[shieryda]

[quote name='SpeedyG']My god I thought it was horrible when my girlfriend wants it like 5 times a day.[/QUOTE]

Lucky.

 

[SpeedyG]

[quote name='shieryda']Lucky.[/QUOTE]
Nooooo.... it's never a quick thing so I end up having to just sit her down and say "Babe, I've got things to do"
And that many times a day EVERY day?? I'm not 21 anymore, can't quit keep that schedule

 

[Anexanhume]

I read this elsewhere and someone pointed out it's likely a hoax. First, the plot sounds like it's from a porno. Second, read the name a couple of times to yourself (Amanda Flowers... A MAN DE FLOWERS).