Worst injury ever

I got blister from MGS when trying to get the Meryl ending. The only serious injury i've had is a broken hand from punching a dumbster over one of me exes. Plus I drive a manual so i had to learn how to shift with my left hand
 
I had a friend who broke his femur in half. When he was at the hospital, they asked him how much it hurt and he said about an 8. The doctor then told him that breaking the femur is probably the most painful injury that a person can get. So it sucks for him that he wasted the one time in his life that he could have said 10 and not looked like a pussy.
 
I've never broke anything but I have a few injuries;

1. 2 weeks ago I was shitfaced on the back of a golf cart where the bags sit and my buddy took a turn and I flew off and landed directly on the back of my head. We were on the way to a party down the street and so I had to go while bleeding and sit at the party. I ended up sitting with my head in my hands (I bet everyone thought I was too drunk) fighting off all the people who wouldn't let me go to sleep because they thought I had a concussion. Funny thing is, that is all I wanted to do (go to sleep).

2. In 8th grade I went down a slide on rollerblades because my buddy did it flawlessly right before me. Needless to say, my trip didn't go so well. Right when the slide bows out to be flat my blades went out from underneath me and I hit my tailbone (coccyx) right on the slide. I specifically remember going to a foriegn language festival language 4 months later and it still hurting as much as it did the day it happened. LESSON- Coccyx bruises take a long time to heal.
 
besides being poked in my right eye with a iron rod ( the kind used in concrete work) i dont think ive been seriously injured... but i think i broke two of my toes but i never went to the doctor... oh and my bro got shot or somethin...
 
[quote name='Scorch']

I also had surgery for three hernias.[/QUOTE]

How? Just a bit curious. I lift somewhat of a lot and dread that one day I may get it.
 
[quote name='ZR0 Limit']the worst injury ever would result in you dying. that's some food for thought.[/QUOTE]

That's not true. What about something that left you in horrible, horrible, horrible pain for 50 years? I'd take a painless death above that.
 
[quote name='Rich']An ingrown toenail.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I've had a couple of those damn things. Got my big toenail cut entirely off, but it kept growing back into the cut. The third time, I had to use a fingernail file to work the skin under the nail along the sides to ensure that it didn't grow back into the cut. :|
 
[quote name='trytej']Nothing bad has ever happened to me. [/QUOTE]

That was me until I punched the stairs at our house. I got way too pissed off at my sister, so I right hooked, downward, onto the stairs. I'm not sure what it did, but it seemed to push my pinky bones back a bit as the knuckle is a centimeter farther behind the others. Hurt like hell until the next day, but no ill effects except I can't move my pinky around quite as much as the other.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']That was me until I punched the stairs at our house. I got way too pissed off at my sister, so I right hooked, downward, onto the stairs. I'm not sure what it did, but it seemed to push my pinky bones back a bit as the knuckle is a centimeter farther behind the others. Hurt like hell until the next day, but no ill effects except I can't move my pinky around quite as much as the other.[/QUOTE]



That is called boxers knuckle I think
 
Probably when I broke my finger, it wasn't that bad (I mean it still hurt, but not too terribly) but it sure looked awful, fingers aren't designed to bend that direction.
 
When my older brother kicked me in the face, my eye was open and his nail cut my eye or something, it was disgusting to look at.
 
[quote name='Odenat']That is called boxers knuckle I think[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Article']The unique function of the boxer's hand requires persistent, forceful punching in a constantly clenched fist posture, therefore, the metacarpophalangeal joints are continually exposed to blunt trauma and highly vulnerable to injury. This injury is traditionally termed boxer's knuckle. Although a myriad of metacarpophalangeal joint derangement is apt to result from isolated or repetitive blows inflicted and absorbed by the hand, the most serious and disabling type of boxer's knuckle is extensor hood disruption. Based on experience with 27 surgical cases, this article describes characteristic extensor hood pathology and operative techniques that have afforded a consistently favorable outcome.[/QUOTE]

Sounds about right.
 
I've thankfully never broken anything, but I did receive two dislocated/bulging discs in my back on a fucked up bump during pro wrestling training a few years ago which still causes me pain to this day.

Also, when I was about 9, I tripped over a rake running full speed and half the skin on my knee was hanging off.
 
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