Worst place/time you ever got gas....you kno wat i mean!

One time I went to Costco and I bought a big batch of dried apricots.

I ate the whole thing and then suddenly, I start having these machine gun farts. I kept shooting out farts out in rapid sucession. I couldnt control myself. I was stuck in the room (in my mom's house, I was visiting for Xmas).

It was terrible because I felt like a prisoner by my farts
 
at one point,i had really bad gas cause of some meds i was taking. i always let out silent ones,but i had been sitting all the way across the living room and i let out a silent one that went across the room where my little sister and her b/f were. they could smell it even with the fan pointing my way.

but for my worst moment,i think that it was when i was laying on my futon with my g/f and we were making out. out of no where i rip a huge one out that i didn't even know that was coming. needless to say,she got up and came over to my computer for a long time.
 
When I was 17, I was hanging out with these two cute girls at a friend's house, and I bent over and ripped a huge stinky fart and they left the room for ten minutes. I was kicking myself at first, but fortunately, they flashed me later that night (among other things), which was awesome.
 
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