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[quote name='Kayden']I wanna beat my cock like it owes me money, but I'm too tired.[/QUOTE] Wow, that is tired.
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']If anyone happens to know the name of the pornographic film from which that Futurama slut is from, I would like to know. For research purposes. Of course.[/QUOTE] Her name is Kate the Hoof. She lives on a playground.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Which one? The one on 7 and Middlebelt?[/QUOTE]

Yeah. That place was the bomb.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Wow, that is tired.
Her name is Kate the Hoof. She lives on a playground.[/QUOTE]

Part of me wants to google image search her name, the other part of me says I'll end up on some beastiality website, foiled again by sub.
 
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Its TFN's gf! I knew i recognized her.....
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Yeah. That place was the bomb.

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Yeah, I miss that place.
Hell, I remember riding my bike the ten miles there on saturday morning with my best friend back when we were about 12.

Then the place shrunk. Then went away.

Oddly enough, my wife was talking to the owner of AtoZ in GC when she was buying my bday gifts and he was dishing on all my dirt from the past 20 tears...
 
Like Ben Afflec in Phantoms?

[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Yeah. That place was the bomb.
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Someone give me some good anime.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Part of me wants to google image search her name, the other part of me says I'll end up on some beastiality website, foiled again by sub.[/QUOTE] Suit yourself. :roll:
 
How come nerdy anime fans always date Asian women?

Shit is hysterical...

thekeybladewars>

Wake up TFN for me. We were supposed to destroy Stranglehold and skate. (with a period).

Kidding.

I gotta go, anyway.

Oh, and what's with the 6?
 
[quote name='Brak']

Oh, and what's with the 6?[/quote]

This was brought up last night in a conversation I had with him.

If her scale puts TFN at a 10....you are 60 percent of TFN.

You should go find the nearest cliff. Or bus.
 
Goddamn, if TFN is the score to beat, I gots this in the bag.

[quote name='marten']This was brought up last night in a conversation I had with him.

If her scale puts TFN at a 10....you are 60 percent of TFN.

You should go find the nearest cliff. Or bus.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Kayden']Goddamn, if TFN is the score to beat, I gots this in the bag.[/quote]

I have a feeling Cheapy might be a 13 in her book....which means you are fighting an uphill battle.
 
Small hill.

[quote name='marten']I have a feeling Cheapy might be a 13 in her book....which means you are fighting an uphill battle.[/quote]
 
Im sorry, but as far as putting someone on a scale from 1-10, I'm referring to their personality. And Brak....TFN told me to say any random number just to shut you up.

Like i've said before, numbers don't mean anything.

And Cheapy is a 13 :D

I have this thing for really funny, dorky, nerdy guys.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Shit. I just realized I no longer hold any arcade titles.[/QUOTE] Yours were all for shitty games anyway.


You should try to take the 3D Tetris one away from me. :lol:
 
Well, I'm foul mouthed, ill tempered and horny as sin in addition to tall, dorky and occasionally humorous. Wheres that put me?

[quote name='thekeybladewars']Im sorry, but as far as putting someone on a scale from 1-10, I'm referring to their personality. And Brak....TFN told me to say any random number just to shut you up.

Like i've said before, numbers don't mean anything.

And Cheapy is a 13 :D

I have this thing for really funny, dorky, nerdy guys.[/quote]
 
[quote name='thekeybladewars']Im sorry, but as far as putting someone on a scale from 1-10, I'm referring to their personality. And Brak....TFN told me to say any random number just to shut you up.

Like i've said before, numbers don't mean anything.

And Cheapy is a 13 :D

I have this thing for really funny, dorky, nerdy guys.[/QUOTE]

Brak's personality is like a roller coaster ride.........
 
[quote name='Kayden']Well, I'm foul mouthed, ill tempered and horny as sin in addition to tall, dorky and occasionally humorous. Wheres that put me?[/QUOTE] Are you still fat, too?
 
[quote name='Kayden']Well, I'm foul mouthed, ill tempered and horny as sin in addition to tall, dorky and occasionally humorous. Wheres that put me?[/quote]

5

Just because that's just about the average man.
 
[quote name='thekeybladewars']5

Just because that's just about the average man.[/QUOTE]

you're giving that man a 5, you must not know him well.
 
:bomb: Still? :bomb:

You best mean fucking Awesome Thickcock.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Are you still fat, too?[/quote]
:roll: There's no way Brak scores higher than me, and I'm anything but average. :bomb:

[quote name='thekeybladewars']5

Just because that's just about the average man.[/quote]
I don't know if you're praising me or mocking me.... :whistle2:k
[quote name='mr ryles']you're giving that man a 5, you must not know him well.[/quote]
We can fix that, TFN wont mind. ;)

[quote name='thekeybladewars']EXACTLY.[/quote]
 
^ Me too ... damn you![quote name='mr ryles']you're giving that man a 5, you must not know him well.[/QUOTE]He'll tell you he's an 8, and he can prove it.
Just reach into his pants.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']^ Me too ... damn you!
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you should buy one, then if I ever happen to be on the other side of the country we can share music!
 
I ordered one, when I remembered that I have (well, had, now) some money in my paypal.

Good thing I just sold my sansa to Hex. :lol:

And what the hell are you talking about? We aren't on opposite sides of the country. That would put me somewhere in West Virginia. :lol:

[quote name='Kayden']:bomb: Still? :bomb:[/QUOTE] Yes, still. Don't act like you aren't. :lol:

I've actually gained about 20 pounds in the last couple months. Not that you would even notice.
 
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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']He'll tell you he's an 8, and he can prove it.
Just reach into his pants.
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[quote name='Strell']Kayden's quote method sucks.

He deserves the 5.[/QUOTE]
Do you not remember the HP7 debacle?
Nigga gets like a 2, if that.
 
[quote name='thekeybladewars']If you are a CAG, I give you a 10. With exceptions for some I guess... Not all CAG's are 10's, you know.[/QUOTE]

like that damn tiredfornow guy what ever happened to him?
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Do you not remember the HP7 debacle?
Nigga gets like a 2, if that.[/QUOTE]

I had him on ignore at the time.

I didn't trust that Snidely Whiplash fucker.
 
WTF!? You lie. I hate you.


[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yes, still. Don't act like you aren't. :lol:

I've actually gained about 20 pounds in the last couple months. Not that you would even notice.[/quote]
 
[quote name='mr ryles']like that damn tiredfornow guy what ever happened to him?[/quote]

TFN is usually a 10.

Till he sleeps through something.

Then the decimal point shifts.

I believe I've had him pegged around 0.00000000000001 before.
 
[quote name='Kayden']:bomb: Still? :bomb:

You best mean fucking Awesome Thickcock.


:roll: There's no way Brak scores higher than me, and I'm anything but average. :bomb:


I don't know if you're praising me or mocking me.... :whistle2:k

We can fix that, TFN wont mind. ;)[/quote]

Sir, you are outta line! :shame: But that was a good laugh.
 
It's what I do best.

(Subby lies, I'm no fridge lifting tubs-a-lot)

[quote name='thekeybladewars']Sir, you are outta line! :shame: But that was a good laugh.[/quote]
 
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