Yay, talked my way out of two tickets

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So before anyone says anything about how speeding is bad or whatever, I'd just like to point out that I'm one of those annoying people that all the older people hate. I speed (really speed), I tailgate if someone decides to change into the passing lane and drive slower than the speed limit (why the heck are you going to change into the leftmost lane to drive 45?????), I'm currently ricing out my car, etc. :cool: I'm one of those dumb kids on the freeway, hehe.

So last Sunday, I was driving back from Portland (decided to start an 11 hour drive at 9 PM...) and a little south of Portland, my radar detector starts going off. It's an X band, which are usually falses, but since the 4 lane freeway was completely open around me, I started to slow down anyway. Of course, since there were no other cars around, I was basically screwed when I saw the cop sitting there; I was going around 95 in a 50 mph zone and only slowed down to around 80 before the cop caught me. He clocked me at 83. Since I have a dark tint and this was at night, I knew he couldn't see me through the back. I grabbed my radar detector and threw it underneath my seat. Then when I rolled down the window, I made up some story about how I never speed because I know how dangerous it is, how I'm not used to this car so I didn't know it would speed up so quickly, how I'm so sorry, and I put my head in my hands and pretended to cry (no tears came out). The officer ended up trying to console me saying things like, "It's okay, I'm just going to give you a warning. Calm down, take a deep breath before going back out on the road okay?" :lol: I'm not that good at fake crying since I can't force the tears to come out but it got me out of a $242 ticket. Stupid Oregon was filled with cops that night/morning because it was Memorial Day; why the heck are there so many officers out in areas with no exits and no lights? Once I hit California, I saw no one at all and drive around 100 home, hehe.

So earlier today, I didn't notice a cop was eyeing my car and I got pulled over for my dark tint. This isn't that big of a deal to me because it's just a fix-it ticket but hey, I'm a poor college student and $80 is a lot of money to me. When he asked me about my windows, I said the first thing that I could think of: that the car belonged to my younger brother, that I didn't know the tint was illegal, and that I was gonna kick his ass when I got home. I told him that I'd definately get the tint removed and apologized because I didn't know anything about cars. The logical thing he should have done is write me a fix it ticket anyway because if I was really being honest, I would have the tint removed and I wouldn't have to pay anything but nope, he let me go.

I definately like being an Asian girl. And since I just posted this, I'm going to get a ticket the next time I'm in my car, just watch.
 
Yeah, those pic-...I mean, uh, wow! How'd you manage that?

Edit: I win

[quote name='jmcc']10:1 this thread ends in someone requesting your pic again.[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']Yeah, those pictures aren't going to post themselves.[/QUOTE]You're not following procedure at all! It's supposed to dance around a bit before someone brings up flashing cleavage to get out of tickets, which leads to the pic request. Stop breaking the chain of events!
 
People who drive like fucking morons do not deserve to drive. You are lucky you are a fucking idiot driver thats female or you would have those tickets in your hands right now.




Slow down before you kill somebody.
 
Reality's Fringe;1939164 said:
Sounds about right:
Female+Breasts+Male Cop=Warning.

If I had big fucking titties, I probably would have gotten a warning too. :cry:
No need to get so down. You can always wear a gymnastics unitard and hope to get out of tickets from female officers by having your batch on display.
 
The only way I could talk my way out of two ticket would be is if they were for a movie or concert I actually wanted to see. :(
 
my boss the other week was bitching why she got a ticket and not another teacher... i was tempted to say outloud "Well duh, the other teacher is 10 times hotter then you and your nothing but a fat tub of lard!"
 
[quote name='JSweeney']The only way I could talk my way out of two ticket would be is if they were for a movie or concert I actually wanted to see. :([/QUOTE]

Same.
 
I've talked my way out of 3 tickets, all by being honest. Every time I honestly didn't realize I was speeding and just explained to the officer what happened. I try to drive the speed limit or no more than 5 miles over anyway. It's just not worth it.

And yes, I'm one of those drivers that when you tailgate me, I slow down. So go ahead, do it - I'm in no hurry anyway. :lol:
 
You should be thankful nothing happened. My friend just got his car totaled 2 weeks ago when someone crashed into it. Luckily we were in a resturant and the car was parked.
 
The reason why so many people die in car crashes is because there's so many people who drive like idiots.
 
I'm shocked that there's all this negativity towards Vietgurl over her driving. She's breaking stereotypes here, people. She's like a minority version of Rosa Parks.
 
well here in Fairfax county, i got a ticket while passing on shoulder just about 50 feet from the actual turn because all the fuck heads were taking too long to move so i can actually make that right turn.

I dipped out, saw some cars on the shoulder, and some cop cars, and quickly dipped back in(didn't even make a full entrance into the shoulder) but the cop saw me. :( Hoping that the cop didn't see me I passed by and saw a cop pointing around and then he pointed to me and pulled me over :( 10 minutes later after I gave them my ID..... bam, a 30 ticket with a 55 dollar processing fee :(

This was on fairfax county parkway at the intersection of franklin farm shopping center. So everyone else who speeds threw gets off easy but oh no... i dip into the shoulder and I GET A fuckEN 85 dollar ticket and my insurance goes up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I hate FCPD...
 
[quote name='jmcc']I'm shocked that there's all this negativity towards Vietgurl over her driving. She's breaking stereotypes here, people. She's like a minority version of Rosa Parks.[/QUOTE]

I am as well. I don't know anyone who doesn't fly while on a long road trip. I know my mom and I were probably going just as fast as she was while going to Jersey.

Also I have no problem with her driving. If people learned to stop going slow in the fast lane there would be no problem. As someone who saw people driving side by side on the highway for two years my paitence for people going slow in the fast lane is nil.
 
I am an asshole driver. Someone cut me off the other day and I pulled up next to them and acted like I was going to sideswipe them. They slammed on the brakes and I just got in front of them and kept going.
Someone flipped me off once because I didn't wait and let them in during rush hour traffic. I didn't speed up or anything, I just didnt slow down and as I passed the car, some lady flips me off. I just looked at her and the expression on my face didnt change a bit. 2 minutes later she pulled up next to me in dead stop traffic and would not even glance in my direction. I opened up my door and you could see her get visably nervous and I just dumped out a cup of water I had and closed it back. Good times...
 
I hope I never drive around any of you people.

And if I do, I demand your license plate say "CAG" on it.

Because I'll save more bullets that way.
 
if you're sure you cursed yourself and you're going to get a ticket next time, make it worth it. get caught doing 125 through a school zone while 2nd graders are out having recess.
 
[quote name='jmcc']No need to get so down. You can always wear a gymnastics unitard and hope to get out of tickets from female officers by having your batch on display.[/QUOTE]
Everyone knows that female police officers are lesbians.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']I am as well. I don't know anyone who doesn't fly while on a long road trip. I know my mom and I were probably going just as fast as she was while going to Jersey.

Also I have no problem with her driving. If people learned to stop going slow in the fast lane there would be no problem. As someone who saw people driving side by side on the highway for two years my paitence for people going slow in the fast lane is nil.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I feel your frustration but I don't drive like a maniac. I keep it at 70 in a 65, sometimes a little bit faster. Cops usually don't give a fuck about the 5 mile over but someone on here was talking about a spot where you CAN get ticketed for that. fucking assholes.
Evil lemme tell you about a bullshit experience I had the basic jist of which I think was someone either trying to get into MY turn lane in the intersection, at the end or shortly thereafter just changing lanes not paying attention. Needless to say I drove up next to them mouthing the words, "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" or something like that and looking a bit like a maniac I suppose but what happened? Well one of these rich yacht motherfuckers was on the cell phone. GOD I hate blase rich assholes. They don't even know they're house slaves, idiots.
 
I can't believe both cops didn't look up your license plate to confirm that the car didn't belong to you.
 
I know this has nothing to do with this thread but. I was with my mom one time and she got pulled over by a female cop and she tried the "oh please don't give me a ticket" it didn't work. My mom said to the female cop if I had a penis I would of gotten away with it. The cop gave my mom a dirty look and told her to be on her way or go to jail.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I am an asshole driver. Someone cut me off the other day and I pulled up next to them and acted like I was going to sideswipe them. They slammed on the brakes and I just got in front of them and kept going.
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wow thats the dumbest thing I have heard on this board in awhile, congrats
 
[quote name='sevdustflyer']So let me get this straight...you're a woman and you're asian and you're a bad driver?

Yep, seems about right.[/QUOTE]

I thought that Asian women were bad drivers because they drove UNDER the speed limit...because I have friends who have gotten tickets for driving too slowly on the freeway :lol:
 
I hate speeders like the OP, they don't get busted for going insanely fast, yet I get busted for going 35 in a 25. I was coasting through town at 11pm, in a town of around 300. There was no one around and all of a sudden I see the fucking lights. He tells me they have had complaints of speeders so they need to start pulling people over. fucking cops should have something better to do.
 
[quote name='Moxio']YO QUIERO NAKID PIX!! :hot:[/QUOTE]
We need to tag all threads with lots of sexual innuendo with a *BONER ALERT* in the title, on threads such as the how to work out my ass thread.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I opened up my door and you could see her get visably nervous and I just dumped out a cup of water I had and closed it back. Good times...[/QUOTE]

I was thinking "Man, you're a jerk" and then I read that and laughed out loud.

Also, OP, what kind of car do you have?

Also also, you guys suck. I did one of those merges where you merge onto the interstate and go over all 3 lanes? However, I did it right in front of a cop, even though I had my blinker on, doing it all legally, and I cut him off cause he was flying. Pissed him off. He stops me. SCREAMS at me. 200 dollar ticket. I'm fighting it with my two witnesses in the car.
 
[quote name='vietgurl']I thought that Asian women were bad drivers because they drove UNDER the speed limit...because I have friends who have gotten tickets for driving too slowly on the freeway :lol:[/QUOTE]That was my point. A fast driving Asian woman? You're tearing down walls of stereotype.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I'm shocked that there's all this negativity towards Vietgurl over her driving. She's breaking stereotypes here, people. She's like a minority version of Rosa Parks.[/quote]

WTF?? :rofl:

I thought a minority version of Rosa Parks is Rosa Parks? I had no idea I was no longer a minority. :D
 
Damn you lost major cool points with the ricing out my car comment. If you have a fast car you don't always have to drive fastor all that other stupid shit; but if you have to put on some fake walmart flame stickers to give you an extra 10 HP go ahead you silly son of a bitch. The tinted windows deal is silly; you are supposed to be seen. If you had a cool car like mine you would want all clear windows so everyone would stare.

Also I will like to say I am also the kind of driver that gets upset at stupid ass drivers. The stupid shit they do make me nuts when I am driving.
 
[quote name='vietgurl']So before anyone says anything about how speeding is bad or whatever, I'd just like to point out that I'm one of those annoying people that all the older people hate. I speed (really speed), I tailgate if someone decides to change into the passing lane and drive slower than the speed limit (why the heck are you going to change into the leftmost lane to drive 45?????), I'm currently ricing out my car, etc. :cool: I'm one of those dumb kids on the freeway, hehe.

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I definately like being an Asian girl. And since I just posted this, I'm going to get a ticket the next time I'm in my car, just watch.[/quote]

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If you keep driving like that something bad is going to happen...it just takes one accident. Driving 90 in a 50 mph speed zone?? That's just crazy...
 
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