Yet Another Non-"Sphincter Wrinkle" OTT

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[quote name='whoknows']Quick question...how do you plant onions?[/QUOTE]
slowly... then quickly... then slow again... oh wait I'm thinking about something else.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']In the ground.[/QUOTE]

Like this???:

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[quote name='AngellicLulu']I understand TSD... I didn't mean to attack you. It was a combination of things. As I said in here, I was irritated but it was mainly what others had said and a PM I got. It's over... I'm past it.[/QUOTE]

Sounds good. I was reading this OTT for a little bit and saw that you were past it, but a few others kept bringing it back up. That influenced me enough to post in here and make it known to everyone else in this thread that I wasn't just trying to be an ass. So now with that settled, how 'bout everyone of you OTT lovers get back to your talking about nothing. :lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']slowly... then quickly... then slow again... oh wait I'm thinking about something else.[/QUOTE]

Mmmmm, stop thinking about the same things as me, Lulu. :oops:
 
So a guy walks into a bar and notices a horse by the bar. Guy asks the bartender:

"What's with the horse?"

"Well, there's a $100 prize for making the horse laugh."

So the guy goes over and whispers something in its ear. The horse is LOLing away. The bartender gives him the money and the guy walks out. Five years pass and the guy is back in the bar. The horse is still there so he asks the bartender:

"What's up with the horse? I won last time so what's the point?"

"Heh, well this time it's a bit different. Now you have to make it cry without hurting it. If you win, the prize is $500"

So the guy goes around to the other side of the horse that the bartender can only see his head. The guy whispers in the horse's ear again and then a moment later, the horse starts crying like a little baby. The bartender, giving the guy his money, befuddled as before, can't resist asking:

"So how did you win both times? I gotta know."

"Heh, ok, I'll tell ya. The first time I told the horse I had a bigger cock then he does. The second time I showed him."
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I said in not on you daffy bastard of science. :roll:[/QUOTE]

Wait a minute...so they arent going to grow?
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Why is it, in my never ending quest to try and keep the peace on CAG, I always attract the idiots with questions? :cry:[/QUOTE]
You should see some of the IMs I get, and I'm not even moderator/staff...
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Mmmmm, stop thinking about the same things as me, Lulu. :oops:[/QUOTE]

SHRIKE LOVES LULU! SHRIKE LOVES LULU!

Shrike and Lulu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!! AHAHA IM SO COOL FOR TYPING IN CAPS.

Now I'm done. :cry:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You should see some of the IMs I get, and I'm not even moderator/staff...[/QUOTE]
Wasn't it help1 that im'd you when cag was down and you had fun with him? :lol:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You should see some of the IMs I get, and I'm not even moderator/staff...[/QUOTE]

You're psuedo-staff-by-association? :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='Moxio']SHRIKE LOVES LULU! SHRIKE LOVES LULU!

Shrike and Lulu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!! AHAHA IM SO COOL FOR TYPING IN CAPS.

Now I'm done. :cry:[/QUOTE]

Oh, bullshit, you're done. :roll:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Oh, bullshit, you're done. :roll:[/QUOTE]

AHAHAHAHA what you afraid?! GET ME, SHRIKE! COME ON!

*whistles* :cry:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Wasn't it help1 that im'd you when cag was down and you had fun with him? :lol:[/QUOTE]
Yup, and there were others...I usually post the best-of-the-worst. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's not as good as Baby Powder ... that gets it done with one pic. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Are you sassin me? DID YOU WANT A FRESH ONE!?

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[quote name='Zenithian Legend']So, a Horse, a Rabbi, and a Priest are sitting next to each other on an airplane...[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Yup, and there were others...I usually post the best-of-the-worst. ;)[/QUOTE]


ALRIGHT, so I made a mistake, doesn't a Horse deserve a second chance!?!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
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I don't seem to remember that smurf ...[/QUOTE]

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I'll just save the mods the time of editing me and say nothing... :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
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I don't seem to remember that smurf ...[/QUOTE]
Speaking of smurfs, my Classics prof is going to be showing an episode of it tomorrow in class.
 
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I'll just save the mods the time of editing me and say nothing... :lol:[/QUOTE]

I believe his name was "Darkie Smurf". Does that about cover it? :lol:
 
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