Yet Another Non-"Sphincter Wrinkle" OTT

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[quote name='CaseyRyback']I was just messing with ya:D .

to make it up, in his behalf, with age comes experience:bouncy:[/QUOTE]

Damn skippy right. ;)
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Speaking of which, did they ever make a microscope powerful enough to determine whether or not you actually have one?[/QUOTE]

No, it's tied up at your place. ;)
 
I guess this goes here....

Last night, I went to a pizza place/bar called Papa Joe's with my friends Kelly and Lunchbox.

After speaking to Kelly at length and reading the MySpace profiles of the girls we were with after we left Papa Joe's (Ashley and Stephanie, both 17, and Melissa, Steph's 19 year old sister), apparently things went even better than I remembered.

We were hanging out at a park drinking some peppermint schnapps. My tolerance is way down since I don't drink often these days, and around the same time I began drinking the schnapps, the half pitcher of beer I chugged before leaving Papa Joe's kicked in fully, on top of the 9-10 glasses I had consumed before. Kelly and I were drunk, Lunchbox was sober because he was driving, and the girls eventually get pretty buzzed. We drank and talked some, and apparently, I hooked up with Melissa, although I only remember bits and pieces.

I've developed an affinity for latinas since moving out here, and I am really digging Melissa, so I hope this wasn't just a one night thing.

Melissa is the one on the right:

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[quote name='dcfox']One of my favorite entrance themes was the Motor Head version of Triple H's theme.[/QUOTE]

That one, Stone Colds Alliance theme, and Edges are all awesome. That and Takers, one of my favorites of all time.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']That one, Stone Colds Alliance theme, and Edges are all awesome. That and Takers, one of my favorites of all time.[/QUOTE]

Wrestling fans. :roll:

So, I just finished Elfen Lied, and it was good. Now I have to watch the new eps of Bleach and Naruto, and the last two eps of The Shield. Such a busy schedule ...
 
Wow, people are talking about wrestling outside of the wrestling thread?

I, too, love Edge's theme. Randy Orton's is pretty cool, too. Others I like are Christian's, Cena's, Carlito's, Trish's, Lita's, and The Hurrican/Rosey's.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Wrestling fans. :roll:

So, I just finished Elfen Lied, and it was good. Now I have to watch the new eps of Bleach and Naruto, and the last two eps of The Shield. Such a busy schedule ...[/QUOTE]


How do you do it all? It must be hard work :p
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Wrestling fans. :roll:

So, I just finished Elfen Lied, and it was good. Now I have to watch the new eps of Bleach and Naruto, and the last two eps of The Shield. Such a busy schedule ...[/QUOTE]
Shield fans. :roll:

I'm still stuck at 135 on Naruto and on 9 of Bleach, I need some free time to catch up. :D
 
[quote name='whoknows']How do you do it all? It must be hard work :p[/QUOTE]

Sometimes I wonder. It's a real sacrifice. Work, sleep, meals ... sometimes they all have to take the back seat to what's really important. ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']That one, Stone Colds Alliance theme, and Edges are all awesome. That and Takers, one of my favorites of all time.[/QUOTE]
I agree, Edge and Taker's theme are pretty good. Though for the longest time I use to hate seeing Taker come out because he had that stupid Limp Bizkit song as his theme. Also, was Alliance the one done by Disturbed? If it was, that one was pretty good too.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']well at least you hooked up with the 19 year old... no jail-time there.[/QUOTE]


I'm done with the jailbait now. I'm almost 21.

Also, to clarify, when I said we "hooked up", I didn't mean we went all the way. I don't want it to sound like she's a slut at all.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Sometimes I wonder. It's a real sacrifice. Work, sleep, meals ... sometimes they all have to take the back seat to what's really important. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]
I feel your pain.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Sometimes I wonder. It's a real sacrifice. Work, sleep, meals ... sometimes they all have to take the back seat to what's really important. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol:
I tried that once.

But I constantly get bothered by people (mainly dad) "put some clothes on", "take out the trash", "get up and do something", "go mow the lawn", "there a rat crawling on your head", "the house is on fire"....such a nuisance my dad is.
 
[quote name='whoknows']:lol:
I tried that once.

But I constantly get bothered by people (mainly dad) "put some clothes on", "take out the trash", "get up and do something", "go mow the lawn", "there a rat crawling on your head", "the house is on fire"....such a nuisance my dad is.[/QUOTE]
:looks around: glad I have an apartment away from my parents.
 
[quote name='Matt Young']I'm done with the jailbait now. I'm almost 21.

[/QUOTE]
It's obvious you haven't been spending alot of time in the OTT if you still have that attitude ;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']:looks around: glad I have an apartment away from my parents.[/QUOTE]


You just have to gloat dont you :whistle2:(
 
[quote name='whoknows']You just have to gloat dont you :whistle2:([/QUOTE]
... yes, I'll gloat some more... I live with three guys and they do all the chores and cooking. ^^
 
[quote name='Matt Young']Wow, people are talking about wrestling outside of the wrestling thread?

I, too, love Edge's theme. Randy Orton's is pretty cool, too. Others I like are Christian's, Cena's, Carlito's, Trish's, Lita's, and The Hurrican/Rosey's.[/QUOTE]

I'm dling Ric Flairs, RKO, Takers, and Eddie G's new one.

[quote name='dcfox']I agree, Edge and Taker's theme are pretty good. Though for the longest time I use to hate seeing Taker come out because he had that stupid Limp Bizkit song as his theme. Also, was Alliance the one done by Disturbed? If it was, that one was pretty good too.[/QUOTE]

Not that one. That one's damn good though. His alliance theme was an instrumental.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']:looks around: glad I have an apartment away from my parents.[/QUOTE]

now if you'd just get rid of the other baggage ;-)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']... yes, I'll gloat some more... I live with three guys and they do all the chores and cooking. ^^[/QUOTE]


I dont like you anymore, you used to be my best friend :cry:

Then again...I wounldnt really want to live with 3 guys :lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']... yes, I'll gloat some more... I live with three guys and they do all the chores and cooking. ^^[/QUOTE]
You live with three guys, I'm so jealous :)
 
[quote name='whoknows']I dont like you anymore, you used to be my best friend :cry:

Then again...I wounldnt really want to live with 3 guys :lol:[/QUOTE]
really? I lived with girls before... I hated it... they once kidnapped me and took me to a porn store to loosen up. It was scary.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']really? I lived with girls before... I hated it... they once kidnapped me and took me to a porn store to loosen up. It was scary.[/QUOTE]

Those mean, filthy girls... 8-[ you, uh, got their numbers?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']really? I lived with girls before... I hated it... they once kidnapped me and took me to a porn store to loosen up. It was scary.[/QUOTE]


You can be my best friend again. :D
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Those mean, filthy girls... 8-[ you, uh, got their numbers?[/QUOTE]
I had never been to a porn store... and I was still upholding my pure innocent persona, it was really weird and scary.
I am happy to report none of the boys have taken me to a porn store... even though I'm tempted to go back and get the purple fuzzy handcuffs I saw...
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Shrike! Get off your lazy ass! You've got work to do![/QUOTE]

What work are you talking about, bouncy balls?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I had never been to a porn store... and I was still upholding my pure innocent persona, it was really weird and scary.
I am happy to report none of the boys have taken me to a porn store... even though I'm tempted to go back and get the purple fuzzy handcuffs I saw...[/QUOTE]

All you need to do is ask. ;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I had never been to a porn store... and I was still upholding my pure innocent persona, it was really weird and scary.
I am happy to report none of the boys have taken me to a porn store... even though I'm tempted to go back and get the purple fuzzy handcuffs I saw...[/QUOTE]

Were the handcuffs also soft?

Soft and fuzzy is an ubeatable combination
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I had never been to a porn store... and I was still upholding my pure innocent persona, it was really weird and scary.
I am happy to report none of the boys have taken me to a porn store... even though I'm tempted to go back and get the purple fuzzy handcuffs I saw...[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='AngellicLulu']I had never been to a porn store... and I was still upholding my pure innocent persona, it was really weird and scary.
I am happy to report none of the boys have taken me to a porn store... even though I'm tempted to go back and get the purple fuzzy handcuffs I saw...[/QUOTE]
I hate my porn shop. The place always reeks of incense and all their dvds are overpriced . . . or so I hear 8-[
 
[quote name='whoknows']Were the handcuffs also soft?

Soft and fuzzy is an ubeatable combination[/QUOTE]
yep... nice and soft... I bet they'd be much more comfortable than the leather belt- I mean yes, soft.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']yep... nice and soft... I bet they'd be much more comfortable than the leather belt- I mean yes, soft.[/QUOTE]

The belt can irritate the skin...not that I would know 8-[
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Bard, you got that Sphincter Wrinkle OTT ready? You better or you're gonna lose another chance.[/QUOTE]

I'm on my way!!
 
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