[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']My sister has an entirely new set of friends on pretty much a yearly basis. Including her "best" friends. There are only a few that have lasted more than a couple years, but she lives no where near any of them. :lol:[/QUOTE]
You probably have this incredibly extensive Quagmire-level dossier on each girl, right?
My younger sister works at Camp Ozark every summer, and inevitably afterward, she gets phone calls, text messages, Facebook posts, and e-mails from each and every last goddamn person she met at camp. This runs the gamut from counselors to administration to campers. It never goddamn ends.
This is in
addition to the endless drone of

ers she meets at college.
In my facebook account, I just changed my name to "Annie's Brother," citing that "you probably know me better as that than as my name."
She didn't really like that.
Additionally, she doesn't understand why the hell I don't care to visit her at college. It's because the one time I did, she got nonstop calls from people. Non-

ing stop. I am not even joking. And then we ended up running errands for her to meet some of these people. Thank god the reason for the trip was the Lewis Black/Mitch Hedburg/Dave Attel tour.
Also, the one time she's visited me at my apartment, she was on Facebook half the time.
Hooray.