You got knocked the shaq-fu out!

Normally, I love our military. But this shakes my faith:

(8 June 1983, North Carolina) The Army base at Fort Bragg has seen its share of military "accidents," including the following, a true story and an object lesson often recounted on explosive device ranges to teach soldiers a basic safety lesson: LEAVE A DUD ROUND WHERE IT LIES. At the LAW (Light Anti-Tank Weapon) range, soldiers are afforded the rare privilege of firing a real LAW round, although the test rounds are smaller, and not armed with the full explosive power of the actual LAWs. They have an orange chalk warhead, and resemble a model rocket.

One day, the designated Range Safety Officer, Sergeant Lowe, was assigned the job of setting up the moving target with the assistance of a 3-man detail. "The installation of the target on the carrier was hampered by the absence of proper tools," so they improvised, and used a steel tent peg as a hammer to nail the target to the carrier.

While walking on the firing range, Sgt. Lowe spotted and picked up a M72A2 66mm LAW dud round that had not exploded upon impact with the target. The other men in the detail warned him to leave it on the ground, and let the EOD (Explosive Ordnance Detachment) handle it. Sgt Lowe replied, "Its just an old dud," and, to illustrate the innocuous nature of the round, began to strike it with the steel tent peg.

The second strike tripped the pressure-sensitive piezoelectric detonator, causing the round to explode. The explosion tore off Sgt. Lowe's left arm, parts of his right hand, and inflicted fatal wounds to his lungs and abdominal area.

Instead of the EOD, a medical evacuation aircraft was dispatched from the hospital, and an Army Forensics Team arrived to literally scoop up the remains of the former "Range Safety Officer."

Always remember, leave a dud round where it lies!

 
There as also one where an officer picked up two M203 grenades (the ones that are shot from launchers on M16s). He then put one in each hand, spread his arms, and slammed the grenades together. They exploded.
 
Last one, I couldn't resist:

(11 February 2001, New Jersey) Two drunks were goofing around, when one challenged the other to shoot him with cigarette butts "to see what it would feel like." His friend obligingly loaded an antique rifle with cigarette butts, placing black powder behind the butts to make sure they left the barrel of the gun. He then shot his friend from a distance of seven feet. The projectiles penetrated the ribcage of the thirty-one-year-old who had issued the challenge, and he died of three cigarette butts to the heart.
 
The pile driver from the roof was just stupid and funny, hes head left an imprint on the grass. And the two guys fighting in the back yard wasn't really funny, but was a pretty one sided fight.
 
Its a shame these people don't die more often, or atleast render themselves unable to have children.
 
Does anyone have a clip of Izzy Alcantara of the Pawtucket Red Sox charging the mound in a AAA baseball game? He got hit by a pitch and then kicked the catcher square in the chest before charging the mound.

Also, I remember seeing someone charge Chan Ho Park several years ago and he attempted some type of spin kick on them, but I doubt there are clips of this anywhere.
 
I remember Izzy. I don't think I have it though.

The one I want to see again is of this basketball player knocking the fuck out of a referee. The guy knocked him cold and got a lifetime ban from the league because of it. I think it was in Argentina and the clip I used to have was with Kevin Frazier and at the time he was with Fox Sports. I had it a couple of years ago.
 
anybody seen the video where the kid tries to ramp his skateboard or bike on a concrete wall thats curved like a halfpipe, but instead he misses it, hits his face on the concrete and his friends zoom in on the ground and theres like teeth everywhere
 
[quote name='Cracka']anybody seen the video where the kid tries to ramp his skateboard or bike on a concrete wall thats curved like a halfpipe, but instead he misses it, hits his face on the concrete and his friends zoom in on the ground and theres like teeth everywhere[/QUOTE]
No, but if you find it, please post it.
 
[quote name='Cracka']anybody seen the video where the kid tries to ramp his skateboard or bike on a concrete wall thats curved like a halfpipe, but instead he misses it, hits his face on the concrete and his friends zoom in on the ground and theres like teeth everywhere[/QUOTE]

sounds sweet.
 
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