You GOTT to wonder whOTT could have been BOTT with all thOTT money we spent on Iraq

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[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Do we still make in before the lock posts?[/quote]

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[quote name='Demolition Man']Lock this up mods... NOW![/QUOTE]
My image posting abilities suck tonight, between getting redirect pics and getting posts of nothingness. :whistle2:(
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']I got nothing as well. Guess that makes us even? Or not?[/quote]

I don't know. I have a total of about 6 hrs of sleep over the past two days, and tomorrow, I gotta 12 hr shift (not including 4 hrs of round trip commute) as one of our servers is being upgraded.

Why am I not in bed? Good question...
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']I got nothing as well. Guess that makes us even? Or not?[/quote]

What else is new.....episode 3 anyone?
 
[quote name='Graystone']Nope its from family guy[/QUOTE]
Psh. Everyone knows that Timmy the Tooth ranks above Family Guy when it comes to identifying pop culture references.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Psh. Everyone knows that Timmy the Tooth ranks above Family Guy when it comes to identifying pop culture references.[/QUOTE]

fuck you sea cow.















:D
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']That makes me think of this...

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God, I hated those videos.[/quote]

I just think Schoolhouse Rock, myself...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']I just think Schoolhouse Rock, myself...[/QUOTE]
Now THAT was quality TV...and thanks to the fact that ABC ran it up until 2000-ish with the Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show, I've seen most of them. Good stuff. :D

It makes me sad to realize that the Looney Tunes aren't even on basic cable anymore - ABC hasn't run the cartoons for at least five years now, and Cartoon Network has shafted them off to Boomerang, which I'm pretty sure isn't carried in most markets. Kids today don't know what they're missing...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Is this going to be like that one recent OTT where we all raced to get it to 1000?[/QUOTE]
Apparently not. I don't think there's enough of us here, though I'm full of caffeine and I'm not going to bed for a while yet. I'll do my best, though posting in all three OTTs isn't helping the cause much.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Apparently not. I don't think there's enough of us here, though I'm full of caffeine and I'm not going to bed for a while yet. I'll do my best, though posting in all three OTTs isn't helping the cause much.[/quote]

Well, not onyl do we not have enough people, we don't have enough boobs, either.

I'm going to bed in a minute myself, so this thread is dead to me.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Well, not onyl do we not have enough people, we don't have enough boobs, either.

I'm going to bed in a minute myself, so this thread is dead to me.[/QUOTE]
Where's chica when you need her? :cry:

We need more girls in the OTT again, though I'm not sure where to go about finding something like that. I'm pretty sure that it's not something we can make happen - we might just be destined to wait...
 
Well we lost DoK to jPod shitfuckery.

I can't remember if jezebelseven was an OTTer, but I know she's busy with other stuff last time she was around.

Pixie seems to be very intermittent.

Guinaevere someone said was also busy at the moment.

xxEmoZonexx was emo. Spluh.

Not sure who I left out.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Where's chica when you need her? :cry:

We need more girls in the OTT again, though I'm not sure where to go about finding something like that. I'm pretty sure that it's not something we can make happen - we might just be destined to wait...[/quote]

I thought the same thing about Chika - she's usually good for stirring things up. I never see DeadofKnight in the OTT anymore, either...

My wife has been on more, but she is not feeling well right now and has been sleeping on the couch, so that rules her out.
 
AngelicLulu has been gone for some time, and minx hasn't been around for ages, though her OTT visits were usually relatively brief.

We need to find hobbies that girls actually participate in. :cry:
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']AngelicLulu has been gone for some time, and minx hasn't been around for ages, though her OTT visits were usually relatively brief.

We need to find hobbies that girls actually participate in. :cry:[/QUOTE]

Well...

...

I'm a hobby girls participate in.

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[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']AngelicLulu has been gone for some time, and minx hasn't been around for ages, though her OTT visits were usually relatively brief.

We need to find hobbies that girls actually participate in. :cry:[/quote]

The site started as a site devoted to smart (video game) shopping.

From what I understand, girls like to shop. So really, we need to promote the site. fuck new hobbies, we've got girl hobbies! And we have Strell, I guess...
 
[quote name='Strell']Well...

...

I'm a hobby girls participate in.

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Dude, I woke up today and there were three chicks (including my wife, who was awake) sleeping in my living room.

Oh yeah...they didn't make me their hobby.

Strell: 1
PlumeNoir: 0

(But I have topless pics and vids of two of the three...that has to count for something, I guess...)
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir'](But I have topless pics and vids of two of the three...that has to count for something, I guess...)[/QUOTE]
Depends on the situation, I guess. The only girl I've got topless pics of is engaged to another guy in Germany, so that's not particularly helpful to me. :cry:

I'm still convinced that she would have been the one for me if she hadn't been engaged when I met her. If I'd gotten to her first, things would've worked out so differently...

I can't let this OTT end with emo-ish ramblings, though, so here are some clowns:
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[quote name='PlumeNoir']
(But I have topless pics and vids of two of the three...that has to count for something, I guess...)[/quote]

share?
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']No, it was more like dickbags such as Kayden always shitting on my posts in the OTT.[/QUOTE]
Ah, but we shit on their posts in return. They get their comeuppance most of the time. :)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Depends on the situation, I guess. The only girl I've got topless pics of is engaged to another guy in Germany, so that's not particularly helpful to me. :cry:

I'm still convinced that she would have been the one for me if she hadn't been engaged when I met her. If I'd gotten to her first, things would've worked out so differently...
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Ah yes...the one that is at a different point than you - we all have those. I feel your pain, brother.

As far as the photos, my buddy complements me for my ability to get topless pics of nearly any woman I know. Hell, I even had a waitress at a Denny's I hung out at a lot hand me one of her without me asking. (The reward of tipping well, I guess.) And it's not some hidden camera or duping them - most of the time I just ask: "Let me take a pic of your tits" and it usually works.

When I used to do a cable access show with my buddy, we came up with the idea for a bit called "What to do with a nude woman" and it'd be all about doing dumb things, like reading a story to us or playing a video game. We even showed that Strip Poker was pointless at that point. Well, I was friends with a dominatrix, so I just asked her, "Hey, will you be nude on our show?" and she said "Sure!" (Even though we edited out naughty parts with black boxes, the bit was still a hit.)

Now, I am far from a ladies man, but if you need perv, I'm the go-to guy.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']No, it was more like dickbags such as Kayden always shitting on my posts in the OTT.[/QUOTE]

I just remember you giving that as the official reason in some post.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']No, it was more like dickbags such as Kayden always shitting on my posts in the OTT.[/quote]

Speak of the devil! Sorry DoK, I didn't know there was crap going on - I figured you just got bored and moved on to other worthwhile topics...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']And it's not some hidden camera or duping them - most of the time I just ask: "Let me take a pic of your tits" and it usually works.[/QUOTE]
That works? :shock:

In any case, I probably don't need to worry about this yet. I've got enough time ahead of me where I'll find someone and it'll work out in the end. It's just a bit frustrating now to think that I'm surrounded by a good ten to fifteen thousand girls and I've been single (at least officially) this entire time. Then again, picking a major that has more than a handful of girls in it probably would've helped some. :)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']That works? :shock:

In any case, I probably don't need to worry about this yet. I've got enough time ahead of me where I'll find someone and it'll work out in the end. It's just a bit frustrating now to think that I'm surrounded by a good ten to fifteen thousand girls and I've been single (at least officially) this entire time. Then again, picking a major that has more than a handful of girls in it probably would've helped some. :)[/quote]

Amazingly, just asking does work. But it is a power I use sparingly.

Also, I haven't been single for 5 years - women treat me better now that I have the "strench of woman" all over me. (Wow, that came out bad.) When I was single, I was forever a wingman for someone else. Now that I am taken, I do get the vibe from other women...the one that they have unconsciously: "He has a woman. So, he must be a keeper." And then it brews inside them: "What does she have that I don't? I bet I could steal him from her."

Plus, it doesn't hurt that I just don't care and am not trying to pick up another woman; I'm not trying to impress, and that goes a long way...
 
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