You GOTT to wonder whOTT could have been BOTT with all thOTT money we spent on Iraq

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[quote name='PlumeNoir']Amazingly, just asking does work. But it is a power I use sparingly.

Also, I haven't been single for 5 years - women treat me better now that I have the "strench of woman" all over me. (Wow, that came out bad.) When I was single, I was forever a wingman for someone else. Now that I am taken, I do get the vibe from other women...the one that they have unconsciously: "He has a woman. So, he must be a keeper." And then it brews inside them: "What does she have that I don't? I bet I could steal him from her."

Plus, it doesn't hurt that I just don't care and am not trying to pick up another woman; I'm not trying to impress, and that goes a long way...[/QUOTE]
All worthwhile advice to keep in mind. I should hit you and Shrike up the next time I need any help - you older CAGs seem to have most of this stuff down by now. :D

Thinking about it, I've only had one or two situations since high school where I've been interested in a girl who wasn't in a relationship at the time. It's been due to bad timing and bad luck on my part almost exclusively, but so far, I'm not sure if any of my failures are actually my fault.

I have no idea why the hell I'm thinking about this so much tonight. Can I blame you and be done with it? ;)

[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Just got done dominating in mario kart double dash[/QUOTE]
Playing that game with four people in a dorm room was one of the better memories from the past year of college. Those lightning bolts and spiny shells are cheap as all hell, but I'm sure we spent more time on Double Dash than we did with Smash Brothers or any of the other multiplayer Cube games I had.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']And with Pancake here, the dying OTT has become the Michigan Hangout...[/QUOTE]
Where are JSweeney and SpottedNigel when you need them? :)

At one point, I had most of the CAGs from Michigan down to memory, but that list has faded from my mind while I was posting once every month or so while I was busy with college. Who else in the off-topic forums is from Michigan?
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Where are JSweeney and SpottedNigel when you need them? :)

At one point, I had most of the CAGs from Michigan down to memory, but that list has faded from my mind while I was posting once every month or so while I was busy with college. Who else in the off-topic forums is from Michigan?[/QUOTE]

Brak is in Michigan.
 
[quote name='Strell']Brak is in Michigan.[/QUOTE]
Zenethian Legend is too, come to think of it.

Where's Hex from? I could've sworn he was from somewhere in the Midwest, but I can't recall where.

In any case, it's time to sleep. Realizing that it's past 2AM and I've spent a good two hours posting here is a bit of an odd feeling, though not a new one.

Rest in peace, OTT, for you'll surely be gone when I awaken.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']All worthwhile advice to keep in mind. I should hit you and Shrike up the next time I need any help - you older CAGs seem to have most of this stuff down by now. :D

Thinking about it, I've only had one or two situations since high school where I've been interested in a girl who wasn't in a relationship at the time. It's been due to bad timing and bad luck on my part almost exclusively, but so far, I'm not sure if any of my failures are actually my fault.

I have no idea why the hell I'm thinking about this so much tonight. Can I blame you and be done with it? ;) [/quote]

Sure, I'll take the blame.

As I said, I wouldn't say I'm a ladies man by any means, but I can hold my own. Most of what I know comes from all the mistakes I made and some then-good opportunities that I managed to fuck up in spectactular ways.

Example: I once had a girl who came crawling back to me after she dumped me for, get this, my ex showing up at a club we were at - something I had no control over and knew nothing about beforehand. I liked her a lot, but my pride and ego were hurt, so we had coffee and, long story short (which is a shame, because the conversation leading up to it was pretty good - I've always wanted to use it for dialog in a story) when she asked me if I regretted the breakup, I said yes. I knew where she was going, and when her eyes lit up, I added:
"Furthermore, I regret ever having dated you, had I known how it'd end."

That was the figurative punch to her stomach, with enough of a weasel-out line that I left myself an opening if I wanted to claim she misunderstood what I had REALLY meant.

Although, sometimes - being a dick works.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']Is this the start of another multiball frenzy?[/QUOTE]

MULTIBALL!

MULTIBALL!

MULTIBALL!

*release giant tarantula*
 
I'm so confused. Three new OTTs? This is worse than trying to reconcile the triune nature of Christian god.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I'm so confused. Three new OTTs? This is worse than trying to reconcile the triune nature of Christian god.[/QUOTE]

say what?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It means you should probably just cut your penis off now. You're never going to use it anyway. ;)[/quote]

:(


Haha, this probably doesn't make sense now that the original post is buried back there.
 
[quote name='Graystone']say what?[/QUOTE]
On Coors advertising

“Tap the Rockies was mid-‘90s, and we really focused on young adult drinkers and active sports kind of stuff. We went into the beer man, the guy in the stadium selling beer. Total disaster. The basic logic started off okay. It was full of product attribute information, but it didn’t speak to young adults. We went so far out to a mature audience that it was boring. The young adults couldn’t relate.”

Old beer commercial.. people were playing volleyball in the rocky mountains n stuff..
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']On Coors advertising

“Tap the Rockies was mid-‘90s, and we really focused on young adult drinkers and active sports kind of stuff. We went into the beer man, the guy in the stadium selling beer. Total disaster. The basic logic started off okay. It was full of product attribute information, but it didn’t speak to young adults. We went so far out to a mature audience that it was boring. The young adults couldn’t relate.”

Old beer commercial.. people were playing volleyball in the rocky mountains n stuff..[/QUOTE]

say what?





No I joke I joke. Everyone thats online right now should make an OTT. That would be epic.
 
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