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[quote name='tiredfornow']hello OTT,
is having female friends while having a girlfriend a big deal? my girlfriends been bitching since friday about searching through my phone and that I'm cheating on her with a friend who lives a long ways away and a friend who's had a BF for longer than I've been with my GF. I just want to be trusted and she doesn't understand that I guess. :cry::cry::cry:[/quote]Having any friends while having a gf is cause for offense, because then you spend too much time with them and not enough with her.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']stick it in her pooper and tell her to stfu[/quote]

simple solution I guess, thanks a lot! it's actually a valid solution too coming from another female :D
 
[quote name='Predator21281']Having any friends while having a gf is cause for offense, because then you spend too much time with them and not enough with her.[/quote]

Ha-ha, breeders.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']simple solution I guess, thanks a lot! it's actually a valid solution too coming from another female :D[/quote]

seriously though, if she's that possessive and jealous, is she worth it? i mean, lionhart has friends. some of whom ARE female. he talks to them regularly. what's the big deal? do you give her reason to be jealous? if not, then tell her to stfu of gtfo (and stick it in her pooper as a parting gift).
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']seriously though, if she's that possessive and jealous, is she worth it? i mean, lionhart has friends. some of whom ARE female. he talks to them regularly. what's the big deal? do you give her reason to be jealous? if not, then tell her to stfu of gtfo (and stick it in her pooper as a parting gift).[/quote]
How can you let him do that?! HE'S CHEATING ON YOU HE CAN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. >:O

That's the number one rule of being a girlfriend. ;)
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']hello OTT,
is having female friends while having a girlfriend a big deal? my girlfriends been bitching since friday about searching through my phone and that I'm cheating on her with a friend who lives a long ways away and a friend who's had a BF for longer than I've been with my GF. I just want to be trusted and she doesn't understand that I guess. :cry::cry::cry:[/quote]Why does she think you're cheating on her with a female friend? :whistle2:s Especially a female friend who's a long ways away. :whistle2:s :whistle2:s Who already has a BF that she's had longer than you've had your GF. :whistle2:s :whistle2:s :whistle2:s

[quote name='Hex']How can you let him do that?! HE'S CHEATING ON YOU HE CAN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. >:O

That's the number one rule of being a girlfriend. ;)[/quote]
Those of you with the same gender mate preference, we'll talk to you at another time. This is heterosexual talk going on here. ;)
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']seriously though, if she's that possessive and jealous, is she worth it? i mean, lionhart has friends. some of whom ARE female. he talks to them regularly. what's the big deal? do you give her reason to be jealous? if not, then tell her to stfu of gtfo (and stick it in her pooper as a parting gift).[/quote]
I dont give her reason to be jealous, out of the four years we've been dating... this past week has been the only annoying time out of it all. I believe she's worth it though, or maybe I could be wrong and just wanted to date a pretty girl all through high school?.. I don't think so though.

[quote name='shrike4242'] Those of you with the same gender mate preference, we'll talk to you at another time. This is heterosexual talk going on here. ;)[/quote] hahaha :p
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Those of you with the same gender mate preference, we'll talk to you at another time. This is heterosexual talk going on here. ;)[/quote]

LOL :rofl: tiff got pwned!
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I dont give her reason to be jealous, out of the four years we've been dating... this past week has been the only annoying time out of it all. I believe she's worth it though, or maybe I could be wrong and just wanted to date a pretty girl all through high school?.. I don't think so though.

hahaha :p[/quote]
then tell her to stfu and that she's being unreasonable, but in a ways that wont throw her into an insane rage necessitating your castration.

*edit* i do think it's very telling that you said "you wanted to date a pretty girl in highschool" even if only as devil's advocate. you didn't say a nice, loving, awesome, sweet, trusting, trustworthy, respectable (etc) girlfriend.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I dont give her reason to be jealous, out of the four years we've been dating... this past week has been the only annoying time out of it all. I believe she's worth it though, or maybe I could be wrong and just wanted to date a pretty girl all through high school?.. I don't think so though.[/quote]So, why exactly is she jealous of your friend? You haven't explained that to the old folks in the room.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']She looks like the chick from Mythbusters[/QUOTE]

Thats what I thought to.


It went from hot to cold here, and for some damned reason I can't bring myself to sell any of my old games that I don't play anymore.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Those of you with the same gender mate preference, we'll talk to you at another time. This is heterosexual talk going on here. ;)[/quote]
Oh no, we're gonna discuss nao. >:]

-No jealousy
-No limit on friends/gender of friends
-Won't keep you from watching sports/playing games/violent movies/action movies
-No chick flicks
-Is just as interested as cars/guns/games/whatever hobbies
-Won't object to pooper-sticking
-No risk of pregnancy

It's like dating your best friend. ;) I don't mean to put down women, women are great, but you have to admit, some the stereotypical crap hetero relationships go through kinda sucks.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']ROFL[/QUOTE]

20) We’re Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

22) Is It Vietnam Yet?

23) Bush Doesn’t Care About White People, Either

:lol:
 
Having female friends shouldn't be an issue unless your gf is a psycho bitch.


Oh. Yeah. Sucks to be you. :lol:
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i'm hotter than rachel ray and i can cook better, how is that jealous? she straight out admits that she's not a chef or even a cook, she's a tv host that cooks.

the other dumb cunt is fcuking obnoxious and her voice grates on every nerve in my body. that, and i think she looks like someone already beat her with a lead pipe. her face is distorted in a fetal alcohol syndrome-esque way.[/QUOTE] Yeah, you're totally jealous. ;)
 
[quote name='Hex']blah blah blah women are great, but you have to admit, some the stereotypical crap hetero relationships go through kinda sucks.[/quote]

not if you find a normal decent one instead of some dumb crazy 'yatch. yes, we do exist.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Having female friends shouldn't be an issue unless your gf is a psycho bitch.


Oh. Yeah. Sucks to be you. :lol:
Yeah, you're totally jealous. ;)[/quote]


you're a pedophile. there.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i'm hotter than rachel ray and i can cook better, how is that jealous? she straight out admits that she's not a chef or even a cook, she's a tv host that cooks.

the other dumb cunt is fcuking obnoxious and her voice grates on every nerve in my body. that, and i think she looks like someone already beat her with a lead pipe. her face is distorted in a fetal alcohol syndrome-esque way.[/QUOTE]

I think pretty much everyone who's not her fan calls here a dumb cunt. She makes fucking "the kids are home from baseball practice food" I love when Anthony Bourdain rips into her.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I like how the dog is permanently affixed to the doghouse on the cabinet. :)[/quote]

that highly disturbs me
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']you're a pedophile. there.[/QUOTE] That was never accurate (15-16 is hardly a "child" :lol: ), and it's even less true now.

Kari is probably the most attractive woman on TV these days.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']then tell her to stfu and that she's being unreasonable, but in a ways that wont throw her into an insane rage necessitating your castration.

*edit* i do think it's very telling that you said "you wanted to date a pretty girl in highschool" even if only as devil's advocate. you didn't say a nice, loving, awesome, sweet, trusting, trustworthy, respectable (etc) girlfriend.[/quote]


aw man, I was kidding about just wanting to date a pretty girl in high school, her being hot was just a plus. though I admit I sat next to her in speech class due to her good looks, then I talked to her and realized she wasn't braindead.. and liked to play video games too. :D


and shrike, she's jealous of my two friends because........ -drum roll-....... they're female!.. and her parents don't allow her to text on her plan.......... so she's pissed about me texting them which is just like talking on aim, phone, whatever........... you old folk do know what texting is, right?
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']that highly disturbs me[/QUOTE]
Disturbing...how? As in "this is a dog walking game but the dog isn't in any kind of position to walk" disturbing? Honestly, that's all that struck me as odd about it. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='Graystone']I think pretty much everyone who's not her fan calls here a dumb cunt. She makes fucking "the kids are home from baseball practice food" I love when Anthony Bourdain rips into her.[/quote]
OMG his blog is pure genius! did you see the entry where he prophecised the end of the food network because the executives are making the real chefs do rediculous things (he considers the "real" chefs to be bobby flay, emeril, mario, paula dean and kat cora) like "throwdown with bobby flay" where bobby gets pwned 3 out of 4 times and how all of this attention going to the dumb bitches is causing true culinary fans to riot
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']you old folk do know what texting is, right?[/QUOTE]
PROTIP: Next time, use the "Morse code" or "telegram" analogies for more points with old fogey moderators!
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']not if you find a normal decent one instead of some dumb crazy 'yatch. yes, we do exist.[/quote]
Well that's the thing- Ya'll're definitely in the minority. Considering all that you hear from male CAGs (and on a lesser note, experienced myself), girls that aren't self centered and dead set on dominating the relationship are few and far between.

Granted being a fag isn't all sunshine and happiness. We still get homophobia, aren't granted visitation rights at hospitals, etc. Nothing like hearing your father ask when you're going to settle down with a nice Christian girl and give him some goddamn grandchildren. A hetero couple holding hands on the street'll get an 'awww' but two guys get a 'goddamn fagg0ts'.
 
Unwrapped with marc summers is probably the best thing on the food network.

EDIT: I just remembered she's a member of this site and will probably read all of this then bitch me out even more for complaining on the interwebs instead of to her, LOL oh well. :[
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']That was never accurate (15-16 is hardly a "child" :lol: ), and it's even less true now.

Kari is probably the most attractive woman on TV these days.[/quote]

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[quote name='tiredfornow']Unwrapped with marc summers is probably the best thing on the food network.[/quote]

Seconded. Summers is awesome, although he was much cooler on Double Dare back in the day.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']EDIT: I just remembered she's a member of this site and will probably read all of this then bitch me out even more for complaining on the interwebs instead of to her, LOL oh well. :[[/QUOTE] :lol:
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']
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:roll:
 
[quote name='Hex']Well that's the thing- Ya'll're definitely in the minority. Considering all that you hear from male CAGs (and on a lesser note, experienced myself), girls that aren't self centered and dead set on dominating the relationship are few and far between.

Granted being a fag isn't all sunshine and happiness. We still get homophobia, aren't granted visitation rights at hospitals, etc. Nothing like hearing your father ask when you're going to settle down with a nice Christian girl and give him some goddamn grandchildren. A hetero couple holding hands on the street'll get an 'awww' but two guys get a 'goddamn fagg0ts'.[/quote]

well, in defense of some females, you *do* have to take into consideration the typical "guy" let alone the gamer. in highschool at least, many are so glad to have real, human female attention directed at them, they date the girl just to touch a (again) real, human female boob then bitch about the girl treating them like shit to their sympathetic guy friends
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']EDIT: I just remembered she's a member of this site and will probably read all of this then bitch me out even more for complaining on the interwebs instead of to her, LOL oh well. :[[/quote]
LMAO YOU'RE fuckED! :rofl:


sorry. sersiously though, i'd go buy some flowers. or jewelry. or both.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']well, in defense of some females, you *do* have to take into consideration the typical "guy" let alone the gamer. in highschool at least, many are so glad to have real, human female attention directed at them, they date the girl just to touch a (again) real, human female boob then bitch about the girl treating them like shit to their sympathetic guy friends[/quote]

Of course, and guys should spend time with their GF rather than always going out to drink with their buddies. There could be a solution if the girl enjoyed going out and drinking with her mayun's friends, but typically, and I emphasize typically, guys and girls have two different social groups.

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"Did I put on clean underpants this marnin'?"
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']OMG his blog is pure genius! did you see the entry where he prophecised the end of the food network because the executives are making the real chefs do rediculous things (he considers the "real" chefs to be bobby flay, emeril, mario, paula dean and kat cora) like "throwdown with bobby flay" where bobby gets pwned 3 out of 4 times and how all of this attention going to the dumb bitches is causing true culinary fans to riot[/quote]

Flay has 5 wins over 22 shows. One tie.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']LMAO YOU'RE FCUKED! :rofl:


sorry. sersiously though, i'd go buy some flowers. or jewelry. or both.[/QUOTE] Yeah, being a stereotypical psycho bitch, those things would probably matter to her. :roll:
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']LMAO YOU'RE FCUKED! :rofl:


sorry. sersiously though, i'd go buy some flowers. or jewelry. or both.[/quote]

jewelry made out of flowers? mann whatever, I'm never posting ever again! :[

[quote name='Hex']Of course, and guys should spend time with their GF rather than always going out to drink with their buddies. There could be a solution if the girl enjoyed going out and drinking with her mayun's friends, but typically, and I emphasize typically, guys and girls have two different social groups.[/quote]
she doesn't like any of my friends too, so she's never EVER gone out with me and my friends. but yeah you're totally right, typically guys and girls have two different social groups.
 
[quote name='Hex']Oh no, we're gonna discuss nao. >:]

-No jealousy
-No limit on friends/gender of friends
-Won't keep you from watching sports/playing games/violent movies/action movies
-No chick flicks
-Is just as interested as cars/guns/games/whatever hobbies
-Won't object to pooper-sticking
-No risk of pregnancy

It's like dating your best friend. ;) I don't mean to put down women, women are great, but you have to admit, some the stereotypical crap hetero relationships go through kinda sucks.[/quote]
I wouldn't go tossing those generalizations around, young horse. :roll: They're generalizations after all. :D
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']jewelry made out of flowers? mann whatever, I'm never posting ever again! :[[/quote]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I wouldn't go tossing those generalizations around, young horse. :roll: They're generalizations after all. :D[/quote]

Profiling is wrong.

Old people can't drive.
 
[quote name='Hex']Of course, and guys should spend time with their GF rather than always going out to drink with their buddies. There could be a solution if the girl enjoyed going out and drinking with her mayun's friends, but typically, and I emphasize typically, guys and girls have two different social groups.[/quote]

true. that's probably why lionhart and i are able to spend so much time together without needing a shovel. we both enjoy the same (or similar) types of tasty beverages and we both enjoy the same type of company. granted, our company is mostly his friends these days (all but 1 friend live too far away to see regularly), but i like his friends and i'm always up for going drinking with them, be it to the local brewery's pub of the mexican restaurant with 20 types of tequila and as many flavors of margarita.

[quote name='Hex']

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"Did I put on clean underpants this marnin'?"[/quote]

nossir, that was yesterday.
 
I think I'm rapidly becoming the disappointment of the family... a year removed from college and aside from a sweet contract job for Chrysler for a couple months, and a lame ass brief stint doing sales for Quicken Loans, I've got nothing to show for it. Maybe I should've gone the route of 90% of the rest of the family and became a teacher.

Then there's my idiot brother, who dropped out of high school, and now makes $60K+/yr opening resteraunts.

And then there's my cousin, Matt, who owns this whole company! http://brickwalk.com/ My mom went to visit him this weekend, and apparently he's living in a multi-million dollar house over-looking the San Francisco Bay area.

Seriously, where did I go wrong? I know... it all started when I got online one day and decided I was a horse. :fridge: :dunce:

Go ahead and laugh... I'll be your second monkey!
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Profiling is wrong.

Old people can't drive.[/quote]

QFT, about a month ago I was in the right turning lane early in the morning, and some old guy was looking directly at me, and he put his blinker on and turned his wheel and drove right into the front bumper of my car at an angle, the whole time I'm honking at him and waving my hands like 'WTF ARE YOU DOING IM SITTING HERE'.. and he's staring at me the whole time.. I got out and asked WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.. and his response was 'i didnt hit you did i?' when his bumper was stuck with mine. stay off the road shrike.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']true. that's probably why lionhart and i are able to spend so much time together without needing a shovel. we both enjoy the same (or similar) types of tasty beverages and we both enjoy the same type of company. granted, our company is mostly his friends these days (all but 1 friend live too far away to see regularly), but i like his friends and i'm always up for going drinking with them, be it to the local brewery's pub of the mexican restaurant with 20 types of tequila and as many flavors of margarita.[/quote]

Exactly. :3

Oh, and Shrike- I don't have to go shopping for womens clothes, either. ;)

Agree'd heartily with the old people can't drive statement also.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']QFT, about a month ago I was in the right turning lane early in the morning, and some old guy was looking directly at me, and he put his blinker on and turned his wheel and drove right into the front bumper of my car at an angle, the whole time I'm honking at him and waving my hands like 'WTF ARE YOU DOING IM SITTING HERE'.. and he's staring at me the whole time.. I got out and asked WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.. and his response was 'i didnt hit you did i?' when his bumper was stuck with mine. stay off the road shrike.[/quote]
my brandnew, 3 month old 2007 Mazda6 got hit by a 74-year old woman who was parking her car and didn't notice that she parked her car IN MY BUMPER. [/rant] most of you have heard this rant *several* times. oh yea, she told the police that she didn't hit me, i backed into her when i tried to get out of the parking space, even though i'm the one who called the police after she left the scene of the accident.
 
[quote name='Hex']Exactly. :3

Oh, and Shrike- I don't have to go shopping for womens clothes, either. ;)

Agree'd heartily with the old people can't drive statement also.[/quote]

some gay men like wearing women's clothes/underwear. i wouldn't add that one to the list too quickly.
 
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