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[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']some gay men like wearing women's clothes/underwear. i wouldn't add that one to the list too quickly.[/quote]
Neither of us are crossdressers, though. And in that case, it'd be a guy buying it for himself, rather than tagging along as a girl spends her dewd's money.

Sorry, I'll stop. :lol:
 
This is why we should dump people over the age of 39 into the tar pits. That's what they did in the time of the Dinosaurs, and look how things turned out for them! Humans could only dream of ruling the earth half as long as they did.
 
I need one more motherfuckin' COG Tag on Gears of War, and I can't find it.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']my brandnew, 3 month old 2007 Mazda6 got hit by a 74-year old woman who was parking her car and didn't notice that she parked her car IN MY BUMPER. [/rant] most of you have heard this rant *several* times. oh yea, she told the police that she didn't hit me, i backed into her when i tried to get out of the parking space, even though i'm the one who called the police after she left the scene of the accident.[/quote]

but what ended up happening? I actually felt bad for how stupid the old man was that I told him it was okay and left.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Profiling is wrong.

Old people can't drive.[/quote]
I'll tell that to my parole officer.

[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I think I'm rapidly becoming the disappointment of the family... a year removed from college and aside from a sweet contract job for Chrysler for a couple months, and a lame ass brief stint doing sales for Quicken Loans, I've got nothing to show for it. Maybe I should've gone the route of 90% of the rest of the family and became a teacher.

Then there's my idiot brother, who dropped out of high school, and now makes $60K+/yr opening resteraunts.

And then there's my cousin, Matt, who owns this whole company! http://brickwalk.com/ My mom went to visit him this weekend, and apparently he's living in a multi-million dollar house over-looking the San Francisco Bay area.

Seriously, where did I go wrong? I know... it all started when I got online one day and decided I was a horse. :fridge: :dunce:

Go ahead and laugh... I'll be your second monkey![/quote]
Nah, no need to laugh that that. It's only one low spot. Hardly the signs of being a failure.

[quote name='Hex']Exactly. :3

Oh, and Shrike- I don't have to go shopping for womens clothes, either. ;)

Agree'd heartily with the old people can't drive statement also.[/quote]
Not that you'd admit to buying them, anyway. :roll:

[quote name='Zenithian Legend']This is why we should dump people over the age of 39 into the tar pits. That's what they did in the time of the Dinosaurs, and look how things turned out for them! Humans could only dream of ruling the earth half as long as they did.[/quote]
Three years and into the tar pits I go. Duly noted.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i was close. 23% vs. 25%[/quote]

Oh I wasn't criticizing your estimate, just commenting on how much he loses. :lol:
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']but what ended up happening? I actually felt bad for how stupid the old man was that I told him it was okay and left.[/quote]
the police said it was a matter of "he said-she said" and that since the damage was under $1000 they weren't required to do an official investigation and that i should just eat the cost of repairing my bumper since the damage was minor and that it was lower than most insurance deductibles.

from what i've found, many seriously elderly people (interpret that not as "old" but as in senile and/or loss of hearing and/or vision) have had several incounters with the authorities because of that type of incident. my great grandmother FINALLY had her license taken away by the state of CA in 2000 because she had outstanding tickets for failing to stop at stopsigns, red lights and generally disobeying safety/laws. my uncle is in his 70's and even though he has dementia and is half blind still has a license because his son is a police lieutenant in thier town, even after several accidents and several injuries to himself, my aunt and other people (my aunt doesnt have a license)\

so my point was, he was counting on you to let him go because he's old and you felt sorry for him. this way he can continue driving and not "lose his freedom".
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Oh I wasn't criticizing your estimate, just commenting on how much he loses. :lol:[/quote]

i know ;) i was just surprised that i was so close.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You want cancer? :whistle2:?
[/quote]

Beats working.

[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Not so much.[/quote]

Hey, she tatoos, a nice ass and plays with a blowtorch. How is that not hot?
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']the police said it was a matter of "he said-she said" and that since the damage was under $1000 they weren't required to do an official investigation and that i should just eat the cost of repairing my bumper since the damage was minor and that it was lower than most insurance deductibles.

from what i've found, many seriously elderly people (interpret that not as "old" but as in senile and/or loss of hearing and/or vision) have had several incounters with the authorities because of that type of incident. my great grandmother FINALLY had her license taken away by the state of CA in 2000 because she had outstanding tickets for failing to stop at stopsigns, red lights and generally disobeying safety/laws. my uncle is in his 70's and even though he has dementia and is half blind still has a license because his son is a police lieutenant in thier town, even after several accidents and several injuries to himself, my aunt and other people (my aunt doesnt have a license)\

so my point was, he was counting on you to let him go because he's old and you felt sorry for him. this way he can continue driving and not "lose his freedom".[/quote]

If it were up to me, once you turn 65, you get a driving test every three years to verify that you actually can. Any fuckups, and away goes the license. I've seen and almost been involved in collisions involving elderly people, and while yeah, it sucks that grandma isn't allowed to drive anymore, it's better than people being hit by her. If she drives well and passes her test, though, then fine.

And damn, I remember the pictures, Chika. Shit sucked. :/
 
[quote name='Hex']If it were up to me, once you turn 65, you get a driving test every three years to verify that you actually can. Any fuckups, and away goes the license. I've seen and almost been involved in collisions involving elderly people, and while yeah, it sucks that grandma isn't allowed to drive anymore, it's better than people being hit by her. If she drives well and passes her test, though, then fine.

And damn, I remember the pictures, Chika. Shit sucked. :/[/quote]

i think *EVERYONE* should have a road test every 5 years and a written exam every 2 or so. forget elderly people. people in general are shitty drivers and half of them shouldn't be driving. driving is a *privilege* not a right goddammit.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i think *EVERYONE* should have a road test every 5 years and a written exam every 2 or so. forget elderly people. people in general are shitty drivers and half of them shouldn't be driving. driving is a *privilege* not a right goddammit.[/quote]
:lol: That's what I forgot to add, I definitely agree. When I asked the old woman who administered my 18-year test last year if I had to come back and take any more tests, she suprised me and said said no, just apply for one when I turn 21. :roll: But I definitely agree wit' you on the privilege part.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Hey, she tatoos, a nice ass and plays with a blowtorch. How is that not hot?[/quote]

she's a bit on the overly thin side and isn't extremely attractive but she's atleast got a decent personality. not exactly gnaw your arm off the next morning but not exactly what you'd be hoping to wake up next to.
 
Tiredfornow, rest assured that if your gf reads this site at all - even once a month or so - she will find any questionable comment you make and bitch you out for it.

I know from experience.

Even the tiny things that are completely nonsensical. I imagine if mine saw the comments I tend to make toward Tiff, she'd think he was a girl and that I was hitting on her. Upon revealing Tiff is a manbeefman, she might go into conniptions.

Something similar with my comments toward dcfox a while ago. :p I still like to think her investigation only rattled her more when I told her dc was, too, a mancaketron.

Aye I sound pessimistic, but seriously. I don't know what it is about women that they think they need to compete with every other woman out there in the entire goddamn world, but they do. And they also think their mates should have no outlet to bitch and rant. Or, rather, that if said mate does and they manage to find it, then you went out of line.

Which is a ludicrous proposition, I must say. I would like to think lion and xchika are smart enough to know that if they saw the other bitching in the OTT about them, they'd know it was just a place to blow off steam.

Re: women on the Food Network:

Bill Maher> New Rule: Women on the Food Network need to stop orgasming whenever they eat something. Rachel Ray says she can make 30 minute meals, but I'm done in 15 minutes!

Finally, Jack White? I am a man. I lack the female organs such as ovaries.

But I am quite willing to bear your children.

Quite willing.
 
[quote name='Strell']Tiredfornow, rest assured that if your gf reads this site at all - even once a month or so - she will find any questionable comment you make and bitch you out for it.

I know from experience.

Even the tiny things that are completely nonsensical. I imagine if mine saw the comments I tend to make toward Tiff, she'd think he was a girl and that I was hitting on her. Upon revealing Tiff is a manbeefman, she might go into conniptions.

Something similar with my comments toward dcfox a while ago. :p I still like to think her investigation only rattled her more when I told her dc was, too, a mancaketron.

Aye I sound pessimistic, but seriously. I don't know what it is about women that they think they need to compete with every other woman out there in the entire goddamn world, but they do. And they also think their mates should have no outlet to bitch and rant. Or, rather, that if said mate does and they manage to find it, then you went out of line.

Which is a ludicrous proposition, I must say. I would like to think lion and xchika are smart enough to know that if they saw the other bitching in the OTT about them, they'd know it was just a place to blow off steam.

Re: women on the Food Network:

Bill Maher> New Rule: Women on the Food Network need to stop orgasming whenever they eat something. Rachel Ray says she can make 30 minute meals, but I'm done in 15 minutes!

Finally, Jack White? I am a man. I lack the female organs such as ovaries.

But I am quite willing to bear your children.

Quite willing.[/quote]

Wait you weren't hitting on me? Aww, fuck. :cry:
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I think I'm rapidly becoming the disappointment of the family... a year removed from college and aside from a sweet contract job for Chrysler for a couple months, and a lame ass brief stint doing sales for Quicken Loans, I've got nothing to show for it. Maybe I should've gone the route of 90% of the rest of the family and became a teacher.

Then there's my idiot brother, who dropped out of high school, and now makes $60K+/yr opening resteraunts.

And then there's my cousin, Matt, who owns this whole company! http://brickwalk.com/ My mom went to visit him this weekend, and apparently he's living in a multi-million dollar house over-looking the San Francisco Bay area.

Seriously, where did I go wrong? I know... it all started when I got online one day and decided I was a horse. :fridge: :dunce:

Go ahead and laugh... I'll be your second monkey![/QUOTE]
Just give it time - a year after college isn't nearly prolonged enough to write yourself off as a complete failure.

Besides - Michigan's economy sucks right now. Losing a job at an auto company isn't exactly an isolated incident right now, unfortunately, and finding any work here is hard as hell...which I know because my dad's been looking for a job for months and still hasn't found anything.

Time to get food - Arby's sounds good, and I believe that ice cream is ridiculously cheap at Baskin-Robbins as well. More CAG and more Paper Mario later tonight, I guess. :)
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']she's a bit on the overly thin side and isn't extremely attractive but she's atleast got a decent personality. not exactly gnaw your arm off the next morning but not exactly what you'd be hoping to wake up next to.[/QUOTE] Yeah, definitely jealous. ;)
 
I know so many people who are idiots and lucked into fantastic jobs that pay six figures. And then they're all upity like they worked hard for it or soemthing.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Just give it time - a year after college isn't nearly prolonged enough to write yourself off as a complete failure.

Besides - Michigan's economy sucks right now. Losing a job at an auto company isn't exactly an isolated incident right now, unfortunately, and finding any work here is hard as hell...which I know because my dad's been looking for a job for months and still hasn't found anything.

Time to get food - Arby's sounds good, and I believe that ice cream is ridiculously cheap at Baskin-Robbins as well. More CAG and more Paper Mario later tonight, I guess. :)[/QUOTE]

Arby's has thease new toasted subs which are pretty good, kind of expensive, but good. Try the Italian classic.
 
[quote name='Hex']If it were up to me, once you turn 65, you get a driving test every three years to verify that you actually can. Any fuckups, and away goes the license. I've seen and almost been involved in collisions involving elderly people, and while yeah, it sucks that grandma isn't allowed to drive anymore, it's better than people being hit by her. If she drives well and passes her test, though, then fine.

And damn, I remember the pictures, Chika. Shit sucked. :/[/quote]

Every other year at least, for everyone. You should actually have to take a test to get your new tabs. You should also need to have valid proof of citizenship when you take the test.

Illegals don't take the tests and drive? They get busted without tabs and deported. The go to the DMV to get tabs? No green card, their address is taken down and they're led to beleive it's coming in the mail -> Deported.
 
[quote name='Strell']Tiredfornow, rest assured that if your gf reads this site at all - even once a month or so - she will find any questionable comment you make and bitch you out for it.

I know from experience.

Even the tiny things that are completely nonsensical. I imagine if mine saw the comments I tend to make toward Tiff, she'd think he was a girl and that I was hitting on her. Upon revealing Tiff is a manbeefman, she might go into conniptions.[/quote]

GEE STRELL, THANKS FOR PREPARING ME ON THE MANY BITCHINGS TO COME :D
I'm willing to bet she'll be wearing a butt plug from the second she reads this after chika's stick it in her pooper reply.;)
 
Tiredfornow's gf, just let it slide.

In and out.

Repeatedly.

And relax.

Sound advice for your relationship and the inevitable anal sex.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']she's a bit on the overly thin side and isn't extremely attractive but she's atleast got a decent personality. not exactly gnaw your arm off the next morning but not exactly what you'd be hoping to wake up next to.[/quote]

Thats something I wouldn't expect from a woman... Generally intargurls are hypercritical of people that are judgemental of women. Is she the hotest thing ever? No, but really, uber hot girls are just a pain in the ass. They want you to prove that you know she's hot and you're 'lucky' to be stuck with her. fuck that. 9s and 10s are for one night stands until they hit 30 and realize that no one will ever want them because they were a stuck up cunt because their 20 year old DD let them get away with it. No one wants a former hotty thats a cunt.

I'd rather have a 7-8 that acted like a decent person than a 9-10 that acted like they knew everyone thought they were a 9-10.

I work with a girl like that actually... really good looking, but she always complains about her dating life and how she can't seem to hold on to a guy. I just want to sit her down and tell her why. First, she's hot. So off the bat, most 'nice' guys wont aproach her. Secondly, any nice guys she commonly associates with can't stand her because she's selfish, immature, obnoxious and a general pain in the ass to deal with. This leaves her with the smooth talking pricks that are only putting up with her long enough to cum in her mouth and run out the door.

Ass- 10
Titties- 9.5
Personality - DQ
 
[quote name='Strell']Tiredfornow's gf, just let it slide.

In and out.

Repeatedly.

And relax.

Sound advice for your relationship and the inevitable anal sex.[/quote]

hahah, we've tried the inevitable and it wasn't too favorable on her side.. so never again.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Awww .. look how adorable she is:

[/quote] She is cute. Not sure what's with all that hate.
 
RACHEL RAY WORKS IN MY KITCHEN, HERE IS A PICTURE OF HER IN ACTION:



Oh yeah baby. Look at them buttons. Makes me want to push 'em.
 
God damn it strell...your pic is to big.....making me scroll over half a cm to get to the control button.

19 LCD flat panel just isnt cutting it anymore...I want a biggers monitor.
 
[quote name='Soodmeg']God damn it strell...your pic is to big.....making me scroll over half a cm to get to the control button.

19 LCD flat panel just isnt cutting it anymore...I want a biggers monitor.[/quote]

19"? What the hell do you have the resolution set to? 5x10?
 
[quote name='Kayden']19"? What the hell do you have the resolution set to? 5x10?[/quote]


When he first posted it it was much bigger than it is now.
 
[quote name='Soodmeg']God damn it strell...your pic is to big.....making me scroll over half a cm to get to the control button.

19 LCD flat panel just isnt cutting it anymore...I want a biggers monitor.[/quote]
Doesn't look that big to me. :whistle2:s
 
Good thing I'm not a mod .. I'd be ban crazy

raidenjack, Pharell1, and 3kingdoms would be gone. Not cause they've done anything wrong but cause they eat paint chips.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Good thing I'm not a mod .. I'd be ban crazy

raidenjack, Pharell1, and 3kingdoms would be gone. Not cause they've done anything wrong but cause they eat paint chips.[/quote]

I have to second that about myself. I'd mass ban idiots.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Good thing I'm not a mod .. I'd be ban crazy

raidenjack, Pharell1, and 3kingdoms would be gone. Not cause they've done anything wrong but cause they eat paint chips.[/quote] [quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I have to second that about myself. I'd mass ban idiots.[/quote]
Don't worry, some of us are accused of that, anyway.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Good thing I'm not a mod .. I'd be ban crazy

raidenjack, Pharell1, and 3kingdoms would be gone. Not cause they've done anything wrong but cause they eat paint chips.[/quote]

You have good taste.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Thats something I wouldn't expect from a woman... Generally intargurls are hypercritical of people that are judgemental of women.[/QUOTE] It's simple. She's actually quite jealous. :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Don't worry, some of us are accused of that, anyway.[/quote]

Accused of what, cleaning up the morons? I'm all for it! Starting with myself of course ;)
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Accused of what, cleaning up the morons? I'm all for it! Starting with myself of course ;)[/quote]
No, being ban-happy. Sometimes, it's easier to deal with banning first and cleaning up afterwards.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']No, being ban-happy. Sometimes, it's easier to deal with banning first and cleaning up afterwards.[/quote]

I'd rather have mass bannings then have an increasing influx of nitwits who don't know what they're doing, pissing people off, and overall causing the degredation of this site. Who cares what people think? YOU'RE MODS FOR fucks SAKE! All you're doing is following orders!
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I'd rather have mass bannings then have an increasing influx of nitwits who don't know what they're doing, pissing people off, and overall causing the degredation of this site. Who cares what people think? YOU'RE MODS FOR fucks SAKE! All you're doing is following orders![/quote]
That's the fine line, when is it acceptable to ban someone. A point for lots of debate in some circles.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Which mod holds the title of most bans? Is there a record of that or do you guys just don't bother?[/quote]There isn't a "record" of that, though I'm sure it's me. I could probably go figure it out, though there's no real point.
 
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