Your Best "Yo Momma" Diss

[sgs89]

Yo momma so cheap she be on CAG.

 

[JohnnyDrama]

Yo momma has three tongues, she talks like this, like this, like this

 

[GuilewasNK]

Your momma is so fat her blood type is gravy.

 

[alongx]

[quote name='AlbinoNinja']Idiot says "yo momma joke"

Response: My mom is 51 and has had 4 kids. If you really want her, and you make her happy, I am not going to question the two of you. Honestly though, even you can do better.

one of my favorites... just because I thought of it myself[/QUOTE]

The standard rebuke for a "yo momma" joke is a deadpan "My mother is dead."

 

[JEKKI]

yo momma is so Jewish, that she rented the japanese version of The Grudge so that she could get her Juon

 

[VanillaGorilla]

[quote name='crushtopher']Yo momma is so nasty, you put in a cucumber and pull out a pickle.
[/quote]That, my good sir, is disgusting.

 

[jPoD]

Yo momma is so easily amused, she's seen every yo momma episode. And LIKES them!

BTW, Jav wins for Pharcyde.

 

[Graystone]

Your momma is so fat, that makes me love her even more...


Well I guess that wasn't a joke at all now was it.

 

[GuilewasNK]

Your momma's so fat she got on Jenny Craig and killed her.

 

[Dogpatch]

Bring back so many memories of riding the bus to school.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sits in the tub, all the water comes out.
Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over a helicopter would land on her back.

Wish I could remember some better ones.