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[quote name='Brak']Wow. I just had a prostate exam, and it felt like the doctor shoved a lead pipe up my butt.

And I'll never get used to another man touching my penis and balls.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='LinkinPrime']How old are you Brakiosaurus? I dread the day that I'll have schedule an appt for one of those.[/QUOTE]
24.
 
[quote name='Brak']24.[/quote]

I thought the recommended age was 30 for prostate exams...do they run in your family or something? Or is it because of the pooping troubles?
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']I thought the recommended age was 30 for prostate exams...do they run in your family or something?[/QUOTE]
Do prostates run in my family?
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']I meant to say prostate cancer.[/QUOTE]
No. I somehow got a prostate infection.
 
Hey, Linkin. Why don't you want the doctor putting his fingers in your butt?
 
[quote name='Brak']Hey, Linkin. Why don't you want the doctor putting his fingers in your butt?[/quote]

:dunce: Because I'm sure it will be a very unpleasant unwanted experience.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']:dunce: Because I'm sure it will be a very unpleasant unwanted experience.[/QUOTE]

Not as unpleasant as untreatable prostate cancer, you fool.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Was that the first time you had your anal cavity breached, Brak?[/QUOTE]
Yeah.

Well, there was one other time, years ago, when I had appendicitis.
 
[quote name='st0neface']"W-w-w-what if the doctor sticks his f-f-finger in my butt, and...I like it?"[/quote]"Doctor, you've ruined me!"
 
[quote name='Brak']Correct.[/quote]

Dude, I'm not the one that ended up with a "mysterious" infection in my asshole. Maybe you should have your boys wear rubbers next time ;).
 
"The prostate is located within the asshole." - DoctorPrime
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']:dunce: Because I'm sure it will be a very unpleasant unwanted experience.[/quote]

Want to talk about unpleasant?

Last year, me and my dad went to a specialist (a woman) to check up on my lymphoma deal. So she lets me know about the lymph node thing in my neck but asks me if there's any other weird bumps on my body. I said nope. She said have I touched my balls recently to see if there was anything weird. I said not recently. She asks me if I want her to feel them for me...

My dad's in the room and he says go ahead. So I'm standing there with nothing on except a hospital gown as she's caressing my balls as my dad's watching.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']Want to talk about unpleasant?

Last year, me and my dad went to a specialist (a woman) to check up on my lymphoma deal. So she lets me know about the lymph node thing in my neck but asks me if there's any other weird bumps on my body. I said nope. She said have I touched my balls recently to see if there was anything weird. I said not recently. She asks me if I want her to feel them for me...

My dad's in the room and he says go ahead. So I'm standing there with nothing on except a hospital gown as she's caressing my balls as my dad's watching.[/QUOTE]
Did you desperately start thinking about baseball?
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Was she hot?[/quote]

Not bad, she was around mid to late 40's.

And yes, I was thinking of anything possible not to get a boner.
 
[quote name='munch']Is the PoP anything like the first one? I loved that one, but couldn't stand the second. I never gave the third a shot.[/QUOTE]

Warrior Within > Sands of Time
The combat killed Sands of Time -- at least there was some variety and combos in the combat in Warrior Within.

[quote name='st0neface']I think I'm gonna rent it for a weekend until it drops to $20ish. [/QUOTE]

I haven't gotten very far in it, but it hands out cheese like candy in the first 20 minutes. The wall running doesn't feel right though. :S

[quote name='Eviltude']It's all those dirty needles you put in your butt.[/QUOTE]

Needles? Is that a euphemism for dicks?
 
[quote name='lordwow']"Do you like jerk off while the doctor's finger is in your ass?" - Darthpuma[/quote]:lol:
 
[quote name='MusicNoteLess']Sn4tch is pretty good so far.[/QUOTE]

How have you not seen Snatch?! Or is that Sn_tch.... I mean Sn4tch. Since you're 1337 and all. :)

[quote name='Brak']"The prostate is located within the asshole." - DoctorPrime[/QUOTE]

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chika: what do you think about pizzahut for dinner? i dont care if i have to suck on it until it turns into mush, but goddamm i want pizza

Frosty: i've got something you can suck on until it turns to mush.

chika: i knew that was cuming :eyeroll:

chika: you really wanna put your dingaling in my mouth with the funk that's going on in there right now?

Frosty: you realize i can't get past the first half of that sentence, right? I blank out at "my dingaling in your mouth". then it goes to charlie brown's teacher "wha-wha-wha-wah" so if that's what you're asking, then yes.
 
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