Whoo-hoo, listening now, just got the contest instructions... Man, Cheapy, this thing was up late tonight (3:30 AM for me). The sun will be up before I get to bed...
OK, I say the Wombat is better - nothing to do with our very own Wombat, but simply because I went to Australia on my honeymoon . Now, we didn't actually see a Wombat, but we did have a Bandicoot running around our feet at an outdoor restaurant in the Queensland rainforest. Anyway, so, yeah, Wombat...
I'm going to have to go with a lion, specifically a male lion. Why? Because male lions get to sleep all day while the females raise the cubs *and* do the hunting. That's why the lion is "The King of the Jungle" (even though technically they live in savannahs not jungles )
Lions are better because they got the roar, the quickness and strength. Plus they got simba. Wombats are cool too but i never heard of a wombat til' i went on CAG.
Wombats are herbirvores according to wikipedia, so they won't attempt to eat me. Wombats are also supposed to be incredibly tough. So wombats are better than lions.
This has got to be a trick question, so I'm going with Wombat. Besides, Lions can't burrow in the ground when they're scared. Who needs bone crushing jaws, razor sharp teeth, and powerful retractable claws anyway?
The lion is better, because it is content sitting in the African plains soaking in the mid-day sun knowing his own value and ranking as the king of the African jungle. The lion does not have to resort to looking for reaffirmation of his own self-worth, like the Wombat, by shamelessly and backhandedly looking for ways to garner accolades and compliments to no doubt buoy his waning view of his own self with the marsupial's impending march to his inevitable demise. (Happy Birthday! )
I would side with the Wombat. They sound like the perfect gamer, easily burrowing underground closing themselves from the outside world and pooping cubic turds in their little burrow.
I don't know about a wombat, but Wombat could beat a lion. He could talk about journalism and microtransactions until the poor beast keels over in exaustion ;-)