Conan O'Brien? More like Conan OTT Brien!

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yes he does deserve his own Lego.
 
[quote name='dr mario kart']Its cause I got the phat connections up in this hizzouse. And stuff.[/quote]

so Nintendo hooked you up? Is it becasue you are the Dr. of Mario Kart?
 
Well, the invites went to a guy we know that has madhouse speed run records. But I'll be tossin my name around the water cooler. I have some contest cards I made back in the day.

"That guy, I hear he's good at Mario Kart".
 
[quote name='trunks982']I dont understand those OTT threads. what does it really mean? i never bother reading those ott stuff. plz explain[/QUOTE]

From CAGWiki:

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Off-Topic section respectively, is generally a thread
about anything you want to post about. If you feel
you need to tell everyone about your new pimple, 
don't create a new thread: just post it in there. 
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There you go. :)
 
Conan O'Brien seems to be hosting the Emmy's next week. May be reason enough to check it out. I'd have checked out the Teen Choice awards for Dane Cook, but the thousands of screaming girls ruined it and I'd rather watch some Prison Break instead before the new season tomorrow.
 
WHY IS HE STILL PITCHING?!?! My God, I gotta be up in 6 hours and I just got home an hour ago, I can't stand all this. Win already you damn Sox, WIN.
 
Christ, if Crisp had gotten injured, I would have cried...shit, I should really be posting this in the MLB thread.

Anyway, my German Shepherd puppy is still a bastard, but he's getting better.


fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckYOU!
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna steal this from gamefaqs:

"because you touch yourself at night?"
 
I fucking hate Conan O'Brien. He, along with Will Ferrel and Jimmy Fallon, are some of the few people who actually manage to make me stop laughing. I flip through channels, land on Conan, and am instantly saddened by the utter suck before me.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I fucking hate Conan O'Brien. He, along with Will Ferrel and Jimmy Fallon, are some of the few people who actually manage to make me stop laughing. I flip through channels, land on Conan, and am instantly saddened by the utter suck before me.[/QUOTE]Interesting if true.
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']I swear, I personally find baseball boring...though I have considered at least renting a baseball game...[/QUOTE]

I was big on baseball in my youth days until I realized the game is just completely boring. I mean, sitting in the outfield for 9 innings and you're not even guaranteed play? (And when you do it's for like 10 seconds) And then batting 3 or 4 times in a game?

I'd rather play tennis, where I'm actually being entertained the whole time.
 
[quote name='Moxio']I was big on baseball in my youth days until I realized the game is just completely boring. I mean, sitting in the outfield for 9 innings and you're not even guaranteed play? (And when you do it's for like 10 seconds) And then batting 3 or 4 times in a game?

I'd rather play tennis, where I'm actually being entertained the whole time.[/quote]

Same here. The only real sports game I've played in the past couple of years is Top Spin.

I used to play little league when I was a kid. When I got older, I stoped caring. Kinda like how when you're a kid McDs is da bomb, but once you get older, you'll take the sit down restaurant with a burger that makes McDs look like shit on a bun...
 
[quote name='jmcc']Interesting if true.[/quote]

I am dead serious. I will be laughing about something, and through some unholy act Conan will appear before me, and silence fills the room. Not a single laugh is had from that show.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I am dead serious. I will be laughing about something, and through some unholy act Conan will appear before me, and silence fills the room. Not a single laugh is had from that show.[/quote]

Suprisingly, he was funnier 5-10 years ago...
 
Uh-oh, that's not cool. I would whole-heartedly agree with Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon, but I love Conan...or loved. I haven't seen his show in quite a long time, but he used to blow Letterman and Leno out of the water. I loved that show.

But the HumanSnatcher comment makes me think that I missed a decline in recent years. I hope you're all just crazy. :)
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I fucking hate Conan O'Brien. He, along with Will Ferrel and Jimmy Fallon, are some of the few people who actually manage to make me stop laughing. I flip through channels, land on Conan, and am instantly saddened by the utter suck before me.[/quote]
That's the way I feel about Seinfeld.

[quote name='Moxio']I've never been interested by these night shows, and fail to understand why anyone is.[/quote]
They don't watch because they find them incredibly stupid. ;) It's not that hard to get.
 
Anyone like South Park?

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Getting through security at the Cancun Airport was deciptively simple. Took like five minutes to get through security until they hand-frisked, scanned, and searched the carry-ons of every passenger before boarding the plane.

Damn weather.
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']Ryles, I use IRC from time to time

And GuyWithGun, he wasn't as corny as he is now...[/QUOTE]

I just haven't used mirc for years and decided to give it a whirl again. sadly to say I can't remember how to use it at all, adn there are a few albums I was looking to get.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I just haven't used mirc for years and decided to give it a whirl again. sadly to say I can't remember how to use it at all, adn there are a few albums I was looking to get.[/QUOTE]

Albums? IRC? LOLZ.
 
[quote name='Moxio']I've never been interested by these night shows, and fail to understand why anyone is.[/QUOTE]

Two reasons IMO.

Old people don't pay for cable and fall asleep watching network tv. This is where the ratings come from.

2nd reason is that people are getting ready for bed, and/or in bed and want something simple to watch before bed. Something that they can turn off at anytime and not really miss anything.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Two reasons IMO.

Old people don't pay for cable and fall asleep watching network tv. This is where the ratings come from.

2nd reason is that people are getting ready for bed, and/or in bed and want something simple to watch before bed. Something that they can turn off at anytime and not really miss anything.[/QUOTE]

Hm... I dunno. I mean, I'd rather pop in a DVD of one of my favorite TV show and watch an episode or two.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I just haven't used mirc for years and decided to give it a whirl again. sadly to say I can't remember how to use it at all, adn there are a few albums I was looking to get.[/quote]

Its not that hard. If it weren't so late and I wasn't so tired, I'd say give me an IM or we hop on a server and I walk you thru it...
 
[quote name='Moxio']Hm... I dunno. I mean, I'd rather pop in a DVD of one of my favorite TV show and watch an episode or two.[/quote]
And some people like to watch late night talk shows. People have different tastes about what is entertaining. It's easy to understand to me.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']And some people like to watch late night talk shows. People have different tastes about what is entertaining. It's easy to understand to me.[/QUOTE]

Heh. I guess with varying tastes comes varying attitudes about those tastes.
 
Damn over 5 hours and no post...wow...

Anyhow, sometimes Conan has some good bands. I know my partner was psyched as all hell when they had the New York Dolls on. He was the same way when the episode was re aired about a week later when they recycle over different showings later at night
 
Conan was awesome in his early years. Then Smigel got involved and a chunk of humor was lost from the show. Then NBC announced Conan would be taking over for Leno. So since then Conan has been trying to scale back his remaining humor so he can be the total bitchass the earlier timeslot needs. You can't go from Leno to early period funny Conan, you see. The audience would get too confused.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Conan was awesome in his early years. Then Smigel got involved and a chunk of humor was lost from the show. Then NBC announced Conan would be taking over for Leno. So since then Conan has been trying to scale back his remaining humor so he can be the total bitchass the earlier timeslot needs. You can't go from Leno to early period funny Conan, you see. The audience would get too confused.[/quote]

Tell me about it. My only fear with Conan taking over is that the cheesy and cheap ass skits or whatever you want to call them will spill over into The Tonight Show. Making it seem like a total cheese fest.

And to the other HDTV owners here: Is it me, or did you not see the total unattractiveness of Conan till you saw him in hi-def??? I mean the dude is married, kinda makes you wonder what she sees in him. I guess she keeps him around for the real sharp humor that his cousin Dennis Leary dishes out lol
 
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