Me:
How's Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Does he live with you?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
Does he have a girlfriend?
God:
I don't think he has many possessions.
Me:
Is he broke?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Is Alison your wife?
God:
It could...