For anyone that cares, the game has a 65 on Metacritic. So maybe it's not complete crap after all. Not sure. But with a name like "Spyborgs" you just gotta wonder.
The price is right, in any case. Plus I think this in-game vid just sold me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Oxi2OZOIc
That...