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  1. The Crotch

    IGN Going Up For Auction

    http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2012-10-16-ign-going-up-for-auction Buying a website for $650 million and selling it for an expected $100 million... That's a paddlin'.
  2. The Crotch

    RPG Thread XVI Supports Project Eternity's Kickstarter

    HAHAHA fuck trees. This thread is now about Obsidian's next RPG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC4w9GdFPrg "It’s not as if people stopped wanting games like Icewind Dale or Baldur’s Gate, it was more that BioWare moved on as a studio and Black Isle went away. I hear from people all the...
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    How Battlefront 3 - and Free Radical - died.

    Nice bit on Eurogamer about the troubled relationship between Free Radical (best known for the Timesplitters series) and its many publishers: Free Radical vs. the Monsters A few choice quotes from the article...
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    Critique this prose, please.

    He'd never been with a white girl before. He'd never wanted to before. Hell, he'd been with the same woman for more than five years now. But something... something had changed. Was it him? Was it her? He didn't know. He didn't want to know. Tonight, he just wanted her. It wasn't always like...
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    RPG Thread XV Will Hunt and Kill His Brothers and Absorb Their Essence

    http://www.baldursgate.com/
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    Breaking News: The Truth Behind "Solid Snake"!

    Everyone else is making stupid god damn threads, so I'll join the party. And maybe y'all will learn a thing or two before this is over. So. Snake. A lot of us having been wondering if he's For Reals. I've openly speculated that, just as rumblebear is a parody of American liberals, solid snake...
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    I like to say bad words in blog comments.

    Unfortunately, blog comments say "Fuck you!" right back at me, 'cause they keep rejecting my comments. Ran into this problem quite a while back, and I had a hell of a time figuring it out. I can only have four images in my response? I don't have any images in this post, you fucki- ... Oh...
  8. The Crotch

    emergency broadcast

    TO ANY ALLIED U U U U U APABLE OF RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE THIS MESSAGE THIS MESSAGE MESSAGE MESSAGEMESSAGE MESSAGE THIS MESSAGE New Antioch has fallen. The whole of the Lowlands is now openpenpenopen invasion from the west. All our fortifications have failed. If we are to have any chance, it is...
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    Collateral Murder

    http://www.collateralmurder.com/en/index.html It has just occurred to me that I do not post many threads here. In fact, unless there is a topic on which I can offer some specific insight in to, I generally just take potshots from the peanut gallery. I believe this is because in many cases, I...
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    Spoilers, Embedded Videos, and Missing Text

    Oh my! Right. Ran in to a problem with this post. Second spoiler tag has a video in it. I tried to get the video to start at 4:28, but I guess that doesn't work on embedded videos (that I can see). So I tried to edit in the words "Aw, the embedded video doesn't jump to the right point. It's...
  11. The Crotch

    The New Official Starcraft Game Arrangement Thread

    Holy balls, I'm back, and I'm on USWest. This, I think, calls for a new, non-ten-million-pages, Starcraft 1 thread. So. First up! USWest. That's what we used before, so... that still good with everyone? I guess iccup is an option, and that's what Droenix's playing on, but... I like Bnet...
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    Custom User Titles Changes?

    Did these things get shrunk on us? I tried to change mine away from my Cocksmas-themed title back to one of my old ones, but it didn't fit anymore. What's goin' on?
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    Latest Cag Blogs problem

    Y'know that little .gif that cycles through recent blog titles over in the upper right corner of the screen? The one that links you to the blog page if you click on it? I think it's borked. Most of the time when I click on it now, it just... disappears. I don't go to the blogs page, and I'm...
  14. The Crotch

    Pac-Man Vs France

    Some of you might remember Remi Gaillard from his Mario Kart video, wherein he attacked fellow motorists with banana peels and fled the cops with a star. Well, he's back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4
  15. The Crotch

    It's just too big! I don't think it'll fit!

    I speak, of course, of Strell. I mean. Um. I mean, "fuck". I, uh... not gay. Not gay. It's just - the "fuck" graphic is just a wee bit too large, and it fucks up the appearance of larger paragraphs, especially when it is used multiple times on multiple lines. See: any longer post of mine...
  16. The Crotch

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash Up - 7 from IGN

    So... do we still hate Ubisoft? I'm a little out of the loop.
  17. The Crotch

    X-Com: UFO Defense, Xcomutil, and Vista64

    I like X-Com. No, I love X-Com. I've loved it since I first played it... wow, July 2000. It was a little hard for my then-ten-year-old self, but fuck me if it wasn't addictive. So I've been meaning to start playing it again. For like, the billionth time. But I wanted to improve things a...
  18. The Crotch

    The DMK Chart Power Hour: Console Attach Rates Edition

    Thought some of ya's might be interested in this. Gamasutra just posted what is, apparently, an exclusive story on bar graphs. Included in that that story is a page on console attach rates: Note that these numbers are for the first 23 months after each console was released. So while the...
  19. The Crotch

    Star Wars: Old Republic Unveiled, The Crotch Weeps (Ew...), New Interview Up

    No thread on this Bolshevism yet? Hrmph. Anyway, I know this fits the PC section more, but fuck it, this is where I say it goes. The ball's in your court, sp00ge. Anyway, yeah, Bioware working on an MMORPG set 300 years after KotOR II. Most of us already knew that, but... eh. We have some...
  20. The Crotch

    Every Day is Double Post Day!

    Alternate titles considered: "Double Dipping the Chip", "The Double Penetration of CAG", and "This Thread is About Starcraft". Dunno if this has been talked about, but pretty much every post I make is considered a double-post. Now, this isn't really that big of a problem for me - just gives me...
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