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I got caught, my plan was to leave the chair and try take out the ref to use the chair later int he match, but Doback had other ideas.

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The so called champ, dale doback must think he's pretty clever; telling the playboy to take a seat just minutes before blasting me with a steel chair.  Doback knew that I had him where i wanted him & was just seconds away from pinning him for the 1-2-3.  Hitting me with that foreign object was an act of pure cowardice, which is why  I am petitioning the CAGWF front office right now to stip dale doback of the CAGWF title, and come out here and place the championship belt around the playboy's sexy waist.  Everyone can clearly see that i was wronged, and this must be made right!

 
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The so called champ, dale doback must think he's pretty clever; telling the playboy to take a seat just minutes before blasting me with a steel chair.
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Haha, glad you caught that one. ;) I have to admit, I did have a private chuckle to myself about that one.

(Character) Well, you went through all the trouble of bringing that chair into the ring. It seemed like you were tired. I'm sure it's never happened to you before. But they do make a pill for that, Playboy.

 
*Character*

Ladies and Gentlemen, I know you have all been anxiously awaiting the in ring debut of my client in the world of CAGWF. Due to circumstances out of our control, this has not been possible as of yet. However, I have here footage from one of my client's matches from wCw, where his father and grandfather before him both made their marks. This match is between Lemon and Scott Hall of the nWo Wolfpac. Unlike the previous match we showed you all, Lemon does not hold back here and you can witness the Money Maker, Lemon Drop, and even the ultra rare and banned in 48 countries hold, the legendary Tears of a Clown, on display. We hope you enjoy this match and look forward to finally competing here in the CAGWF very, very soon. Thank you for your time.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnlvK7h02Dw[/youtube]

 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L47HkurH_W4[/youtube]

Lemon vs. Sandman in the CAGWF arena. I'm off today if anyone is down for a match. Otherwise, I work until next Tuesday.

 
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I hope Alan picks this up today!
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Did he? It would be awesome if he joined.

By the way, if anyone wants to do some exhibition matches or just fuck around on the game at some point today, send me a PM. I know that the pWo will most likely be playing NHL 12.
 
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New card is now up! Left Josh Parr and Damen Gonzalez off because I know Parr is "injured" and Gonzalez has been a ghost. If either of those things changes, let me know.

 
(Character) All right, Mr. Playboy. You want to play with chairs? Let's play with chairs. But we're going to do it in the cage. I'm giving you another shot at the one they call Dale. But it's going to be on my terms. Hell in a Cell...falls count anywhere. If you're man enough...

Doback out!

 
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(Character) All right, Mr. Playboy. You want to play with chairs? Let's play with chairs. But we're going to do it in the cage. I'm giving you another shot at the one they call Dale. But it's going to be on my terms. Hell in a Cell...falls count anywhere. If you're man enough...

Doback out!
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(Character) Oh you know damn well the Playboy is man enough. Man enough to walk into hell & take that CAGWF title. You talk a pretty big game for someone who is 0-1 in title defenses. Once that cell door closes, there will be not way for pwo to come in or for you to get out. Last time you stepped into that ring with the Playboy you had to resort to intentionally getting yourself disqualified, this time there will be no disqualifications. Don't forget to bring those hoes of yours to ringside so that they can bask in the glory of greatness & I'll show them what a real man...and a real champion looks like.

 
I will be available all day tomorrow (Wednesday). I don't have Perry Stevens gamer tag I think so get at me ASAP please. Thank you.
 
(Character) While I'm not at 100% I'm ready for action. No BS injury will keep me out of action. 

In all seriousness my 360 is pretty much shot. It'll turn on and I can use it, but it's not in a complete case and well it's very much a hope it stays on long enough to finish whatever I'm playing condition. I have only done sessions of around 20 minutes or less as I start seeing side effects of the heat problem. Unfortunately the funds for a replacement will be alluding me for a little bit because I paid ahead on my car. Damn being responsible screwing me over again!

 
And here's the title match

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJncAimQqr4[/youtube]

Also, my apologies to bfauble for being late for this match. My wife and I were catching up on True Blood and I didn't realize how late it was. Of course, then when I get on, the WWE 13 servers were being a dick anyway and made it take even longer for us to get the match set up, lol. Glad we were able to get it in though.

 
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Is moojuice Petey Stevens?

*Character*

Ladies and Gentlemen, my name as you know is Paul Heyman. It has been a month or so now that my client and I have arrived here in the CAGWF. In that time, my client has earned somewhat of a reputation. People are afraid to step into the ring with The Masked Lemon. We saw it in what was supposed to be my client's in-ring debut against Damen Gonzalez. We saw it again with Josh Parr just last week. Why, do you ask, is everyone so scared to wrestle my newest client?

Allow me to tell you all a story. A story of an 17 year old kid struggling to step out of his father's shadow. A boy forced to train for 16 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year to become the world's greatest submission wrestler. A boy beaten, battered, and left for dead on a daily basis by a man you all hail as a legend and icon in this business. On his 18th birthday, March 9th, 1996, this boy became a man, and a murderer. A cold blooded killer. A monster. This man was beaten in the ring yet again by his merciless father, but today would be different. Today the Masked Lemon wasn't going to let go. He wasn't going to stop.

He locked the Tears of a Clown in on his own father, the man who brought him into this world, and he did not let go. His father struggled, and fought and clawed to find escape, but there is no escaping the Tears of a Clown. In a matter of seconds, my client squeezed the life out of his father and tossed him to the ring to lay breathless in a pool of his own blood.

Since that day, my client has taken two vows. One a simple vow of silence, the second to never again use the move which made him the man you see before you today. The man that every single wrestler behind that curtain is too afraid to compete against for fear of their own lives.

Petey Stevens, I offer you a bit of advice. Forfeit. Forfeit like every other wrestler before you has already done. For if you do step into the ring with my client, I cannot promise you will leave that ring alive. I pray that you never have to experience the Tears of a Clown.

Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for your time.

 
Derek Huff pinned Gail Pennyfeather. I hit my finisher 3 times, but the ref kept waving his arms instead of counting the pin. I couldn't even get a 1 count. In retrospect, I should have gone for the submission.

The Huff wrestled a great match, but I am pretty sure the ref was paid off by the pWo.
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up, remain silent & recognize that standing before you is the personification of greatness!  I told you all that I was walking out of that Cell with the CAGWF title & that is exactly what I did.  I was through the cell, off the cell, through a table but I refused to stay down.  The Playboy is everything the CAGWF needs in a champion, everything your children need as a role model, everything you want to be and everything your wives desire.  

 
Character: I hear the masked lemon is using his hobbit friend to call me out, well I'm here and am going to make you cry for daddy. Not only will break you body, but I will break your silence in the form of shrieks and cries as you will not leave the ring the same person you entered as. Lemon Juice this is not the time to talk about your problems, no one is going to care when you are laying on the mat after I drop you with the Petey Slam my chance to become champion will become even closer.

 
*Character*

On behalf of my client, the greatest submission wrestler in the history of professional wrestling, we dare you, Petey Stevens, to accept our submission match challenge tomorrow at Sunday Brunch. You have two options sir: Forfeit the match like all who have been challenged before, or feel the life drain out of your scrawny little body as you succumb to the Tears of a Clown.

Petey Stevens, the choice is yours. Thank you for your time.

 
I'm online right now waiting for petey. I was told he'd be around before 2 eastern. If anyone else wants a match in the meantime hit me up on live.
 
Masked lemon loses to Peter Stevens via submission.

 good match and I look forward to my next opponent.

Edit: I was in a bad mood about something else and apoligize before even reading anything past this post. It was a good match and I lost fair and square.

 
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Petey beats the Masked Lemon by way of the Petey Stretch. It was a good game.

Character: See right here, lemon juice is on the ground after attempting to instill fear in me nights before. What he has learned today is that Petey Stevens is like a runaway train, he can't be stopped, won't be stopped. That title is going to be mine and not even a submission specialist can take me down. I simply hope anyone scheduled to wrestle me next will say their goodbyes before. (Drops Mic)

 
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It was a decent match, but I was not happy with receiving several of the same running bulldog move in a row. I don't want to call someone out for spamming, but it was frustrating.
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Sorry I didn't know why it was doing that, that move isn't even in my move set except for weight detection, which is weird because I picked you up at least twice. After I did it the third time, I gave up and decided to not even try to grapple you.

 
It's all good. I didn't do enough damage to get you far enough with the lemon lock and I never got a chance to get the tears in. Besides, I have it on good authority that the ref was paid off by the pWo...

 
Name: Dale Gribble
Age: 47
Height: ??? (I don't know/remember seeing this in the game)
Weight: ??? (I don't know/remember seeing this in the game)
Hometown: Arlen, TX

Shi-shi-sshhaawww!!!!

Dale Gribble is here to exterminate everyone like he exterminates rodents.

 
It's not really the "helping put them together" that's the issue...since I'm just using a standard format and not making special graphics or anything. I'm working on it now, but in a way, I feel like I'm just mixing names around. There's only a couple people in here who have bothered to create any kind of rivalry or call out opponents for future matches. Kinda just throwing names at a wall, otherwise.

 
Ok, new card is up. Only one really "interesting" scenario that I could think of since we finally have an odd number of participants and I know several people have been wanting to try this out. What better way to do it than with a new comer, haha.

 
(Character) You miss one card and you get sent to the bottom of the card curtain jerking. That's fine, motivates me even more to get back to the top, and take a few more swipes at the PWO. Dismantling each member of the PWO is my only goal going forward.

 
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(Character) Well if it wasn't obvious before...its clearly obvious now that the CAGWF powers that be have a strong bias towards the PWO.  No sooner than the Playboy gets his name engraved on his championship belt & he already has to defend it against one of those white turd licking jackoffs.  On top of that, apparently there is a 'hand picked' special guest referee for the match.  The playboy is going to make it real simiple for you gribble, you have two jobs to do in this match...first stay out of the playboy's way; second, once the Playboy is done destroying that  half-wit brennan huff you count the 1-2-3.  

 
*Character*

Ladies and Gentlemen, as you already know, my name is Paul Heyman. I would like at this time to read to you, the CAGWF Universe, the latest statement from my client, The Masked Lemon. It reads as follows:

Gail Pennyfeather, this Sunday you step into the ring with me for the first time. Know one thing Gail, victory will not be easy. I am here to show that I am the greatest submission wrestler the world has ever seen. I will kick your pink punk bitch ass and you will lie in a pool of your own blood, sweat, and whatever nasty oils you pour over yourself.

pWo, I know you paid the ref off last week to give that chump a win over me. Your time is coming. You all will feel the Tears of a Clown. I'm going to put my testicles on more than your drum kits...

CAGWF Universe, your next World Heavyweight Champion has arrived. Thank you for your time.

 
Gail Pennyfeather issued the following press release via his Swedish interpreter just moments ago:


"One thing I have learned during my time in the CAGWF is that The Masked Lemon loves to talk. But you know what? For all this jive talk about submission skills, I haven't seen him make anyone tap out. I've already won several matches here via submission. Gail Pennyfeather makes men tap out for fear of what he might do to them if they lose consciousness while locked in the rear naked choke or the Anaconda Malt Liquor Vise.

No matter what you try to throw at me in our match, Lemon, I'm going to beat you. And after I win, I'm going to have a bunch of, shall we say, old friends over, and we're going to have ourselves a good old-fashioned lemon party!"
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I was woefully unprepared for The Urban Legend. I completely overlooked my opponent and had my ass handed to me from the get go. The only offense I was able to get in was when The Urban Legend had his back turned to me while playing it up to the crowd, even with that I wasn't able to get a win in.

 
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