I would run over to to him, gently break the news that hell froze over, that would then be followed by a peg to the nuts, that would then be followed by a teabag, which would then be followed with a pie to the face. I will then put a football helmet on, start doing jazz hands, and obnoxiously yell in a melody like tone "REAAAALITY CHEEEECK". Then I would put the video of me doing this on youtube, so that he would be internally embarrassed and never to be taken seriously by his minions or anyone ever again. I am sure this would get some tears out. =)