Corrupt a wish message board game

[quote name='thegarageband']Granted. So I got you some Arby's.

I wish Adult swim would have it's own channel.[/quote]

Granted, but it would air nothing but Perfect Hair Forever and Saved By the Bell

I wish I had my own house
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']Granted, but they all look like Brian Peppers

I wish I could pry myself away from this site for a full day.[/quote]

Granted. You discovered gay rodeo.

I wish CAG got it's own store, full of nostalgia and old-school pwnage.
 
I wish CAG got it's own store, full of nostalgia and old-school pwnage.[/QUOTE]

Granted it would all be over priced

I wish I could lick cheeto powder off of naked women
 
Granted. They're all morbidly fat and haven't shaved in years.

I wish someone would step in and stop this addictive thread. Think of the children, oh won't somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!:hot:
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted. They're all morbidly fat and haven't shaved in years.

I wish someone would step in and stop this addictive thread. Think of the children, oh won't somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!:hot:[/QUOTE]

granted, but when the mod goes to lock it he falls out his chair and impales himself on a wooden stick.

I wish the chipped tooth thread was back and active.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']granted, but when the mod goes to lock it he falls out his chair and impales himself on a wooden stick.

I wish the chipped tooth thread was back and active.[/QUOTE]

Granted that your body parts would then fall off and you would die.

I wish I didn't eat so much while i was at home.
 
[quote name='bowmanarmy']Granted that your body parts would then fall off and you would die.

I wish I didn't eat so much while i was at home.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but then you become so skinny you break in half.

I wish I had a pet duck who fought crime with me
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Granted, but then you become so skinny you break in half.

I wish I had a pet duck who fought crime with me[/QUOTE]
Granted, but he's Howard the Duck.

I wish the internet had no ads
 
[quote name='slvrdrgn123']granted, but pictures of a camel replaces every single ad on the net

i wish i was funny[/quote]
granted but only your mom thinks you're funny.

I wish this smilie was used more :arrow:
 
[quote name='DT778']granted but only your mom thinks you're funny.

I wish this smilie was used more :arrow:[/quote]

Granted but it shall only be used to point at topless dragonlordfrodo pictures.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Granted but it shall only be used to point at topless dragonlordfrodo pictures.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
Granted but you get fired and become a hobo.

I wish they added more content to the PSP version of Katamari Damacy
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted but you get fired and become a hobo.

I wish they added more content to the PSP version of Katamari Damacy[/quote]

Granted. The levels all now have millions of tiny 4x4 polygonal cubes...your mission? To roll them all up :bouncy:

I wish fat people would die by their own vices, like this:
:fridge:
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted. The levels all now have millions of tiny 4x4 polygonal cubes...your mission? To roll them all up :bouncy:

I wish fat people would die by their own vices, like this:
:fridge:[/quote]
Granted. But with graveyards becoming over crowded, the corpses of fat people line the streets spreading plague and pestilence.

I wish Coke and Pepsi would merge and make the ultimate soda.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But with graveyards becoming over crowded, the corpses of fat people line the streets spreading plague and pestilence.

I wish Coke and Pepsi would merge and make the ultimate soda.[/quote]

Granted. Here's a can of New Coke :whistle2:|

I wish people weren't this weird :http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/

:puke:
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted. Here's a can of New Coke :whistle2:|

I wish people weren't this weird :http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/

:puke:[/quote]

Granted... all people are now normal, so normal infact that everyone plays sports rather than videogames. The only videogame company to survive the looming crash will be EA sports.:twisted:

I wish to find a new good candy bar.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Granted... all people are now normal, so normal infact that everyone plays sports rather than videogames. The only videogame company to survive the looming crash will be EA sports.:twisted:

I wish to find a new good candy bar.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but it contains lard.

I wish I had a puberty.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted, but it contains lard.

I wish I had a puberty.[/quote]

Granted, but you HAVE TO GO THROUGH fuckING PUBERTY


I wish I owned a franchise of a Dairy Queen.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted, but it contains lard.

I wish I had a puberty.[/quote]

Granted, but your pube wiring goes wrong and they all end up on your face.

I wish Charlie Brown wasn't so gay.
 
Granted, but its revealed that Mario and Luigi are closet lovers and the whole princess thing was a cover up.

I wish that their was a sequel to pulp fiction.
 
[quote name='Enternal']Granted, but its revealed that Mario and Luigi are closet lovers and the whole princess thing was a cover up.

I wish that their was a sequel to pulp fiction.[/quote]
Granted, but it's directed by Uwe Boll.

I wish I had some Moon Shoes.
 
[quote name='Genocidal']Granted, but it's directed by Uwe Boll.

I wish I had some Moon Shoes.[/quote]

Granted, but now you have to do the moon walk...have fun with jacko :)

I wish there were no 1337 haXX0rs that PWNS TEH n00bs! :lol:
 
[quote name='hatim813']Granted, but now you have to do the moon walk...have fun with jacko :)

I wish there were no 1337 haXX0rs that PWNS TEH n00bs! :lol:[/QUOTE]

Granted, but TEH n00bs! bred too much and infested a now n00b-tastic planet.

I wish ___________ .
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted, but TEH n00bs! bred too much and infested a now n00b-tastic planet.

I wish ___________ .[/QUOTE]
Granted, but ______________.

I wish I could think of a wish of my own.
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted, but ______________.

I wish I could think of a wish of my own.[/QUOTE]

Granted: your new wish is you wish no one loved you.

I wish I was a hot secksed movie actor.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted: your new wish is you wish no one loved you.

I wish I was a hot secksed movie actor.[/quote] Granted, but in order to continue being hot secksed you have to devour one human embryo every six months.

I wish I had one leg shorter than the other.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted, but in order to continue being hot secksed you have to devour one human embryo every six months.

I wish I had one leg shorter than the other.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you have the burden of thirteen children worth of child support and a wife who nags 24/7.

I wish I had a friend.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted, but you have the burden of thirteen children worth of child support and a wife who nags 24/7.

I wish I had a friend.[/quote]
Granted, but your friend is me.

I wish Simpsons would either get off the air or start making better episodes.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted, but your friend is me.

I wish Simpsons would either get off the air or start making better episodes.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but a new show replaces Simpsons: a show about paint.

I wish it wasn't so hot and thus my computer wasn't overheating.
 
[quote name='Genocidal']Granted, but it's now absolute zero.

I wish for something bad.[/QUOTE]

Granted: your entire family dies in front of you.

I wish I had a chair
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted: your entire family dies in front of you.

I wish I had a chair[/quote]

Granted, but it has one uneven leg, so it's always doing that annoying wobbly thing.

I wish tomorrow was Friday.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Granted, but it has one uneven leg, so it's always doing that annoying wobbly thing.

I wish tomorrow was Friday.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you had a date with Jessica Simpson on Thursday, so it is immediately voided, never to happen again.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.
 
granted, but now you have various sleep disorders and are now only awake during small intervals through-out the day to find that you missed out on a deal, or you feel asleep on the toilet mid-wipe having poo dried to your crack.

I wish that Sega would reveal a new next-gen console this year that they have been secretly working on.
 
[quote name='Enternal']granted, but now you have various sleep disorders and are now only awake during small intervals through-out the day to find that you missed out on a deal, or you feel asleep on the toilet mid-wipe having poo dried to your crack.

I wish that Sega would reveal a new next-gen console this year that they have been secretly working on.[/quote]

Granted, but it'll be so horrible that Sega will be forced to wipe their very existence from all memory.

I wish I had more Winterfresh gum.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Granted, but it'll be so horrible that Sega will be forced to wipe their very existence from all memory.

I wish I had more Winterfresh gum.[/QUOTE]

Granted but its ABC and covered in Glass and hypodermic needles.

I wish that I had a bigger tv.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Granted but its ABC and covered in Glass and hypodermic needles.

I wish that I had a bigger tv.[/QUOTE]


Granted, but its B&W, puts off a lot of heat and only has an RF signal imput.

I wish I had episode 1,2,3 of starwars was much better.
 
[quote name='Enternal']Granted, but its B&W, puts off a lot of heat and only has an RF signal imput.

I wish I had episode 1,2,3 of starwars was much better.[/QUOTE]

Granted, too bad I dunno what the fuck you just said.

I wish I had a bounty on my head.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, too bad I dunno what the fuck you just said.

I wish I had a bounty on my head.[/QUOTE]

Granted but its for $1,000,000 and you in the middle of a bounty hunter convention.

I wish I could beat Elder Scrolls 4 in one hour.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Granted but its for $1,000,000 and you in the middle of a bounty hunter convention.

I wish I could beat Elder Scrolls 4 in one hour.[/quote]
Granted, but you become so great at video games, that they no longer hold any entertainment value for you.

I wish someone would come up with a wish for me so I could just corrupt others wishes.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']
I wish someone would come up with a wish for me so I could just corrupt others wishes.[/QUOTE]

Your wish for all STDS and crack habit comes true. :D


just helping you out.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Granted, but you become so great at video games, that they no longer hold any entertainment value for you.

I wish someone would come up with a wish for me so I could just corrupt others wishes.[/quote]

Granted, but it sucks and you are laughed at for it.

I wish I knew why GuyWithGun doesn't post in the OTT anymore.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Your wish for all STDS and crack habit comes true. :D


just helping you out.[/quote]
:lol:

Haha, yeah, thanks. I had a feeling that wish was coming soon.

K, I'll won't cop out then...


I wish that every time I turn on the television, something worth watching will be on.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']:lol:

Haha, yeah, thanks. I had a feeling that wish was coming soon.

K, I'll won't cop out then...


I wish that every time I turn on the television, something worth watching will be on.[/QUOTE]

Granted you would be blind and deaf.

I wish people didn't drink or do drugs ever and world peace would reign
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']:lol:

Haha, yeah, thanks. I had a feeling that wish was coming soon.

K, I'll won't cop out then...


I wish that every time I turn on the television, something worth watching will be on.[/QUOTE]

Sure, but that something is Gay Sailor Sex Bonanza!

I wish I had air conditioning.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Granted, but it sucks and you are laughed at for it.

I wish I knew why GuyWithGun doesn't post in the OTT anymore.[/quote]
Granted, my computer has been sucking and I've been getting less of a chance to actually follow what's going on in the OTT's. Regrettably so.

Oh wait, ummm, granted, but then your mom has more free time in the evenings so she bothers you all the freakin' time. OH!

Or how about, granted, but that information is so awesome that it blows your freakin' mind.


I wish I could revert to my wish posted just above this one.
 
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