Corrupt a wish message board game

[quote name='bowmanarmy']Granted you would be blind and deaf.

I wish people didn't drink or do drugs ever and world peace would reign[/quote]
Granted, but all movies, video games, and music will suck from now on because all inspiration for violence and drugged out trippy shit will be gone.

[quote name='Moxio'] Sure, but that something is Gay Sailor Sex Bonanza!

I wish I had air conditioning.[/quote]
Granted, but it won't turn off, and your little sailor shrivels into nothingness when you bring chicks over.


I wish Circuit City would have a $5 sale again with awesome games, and those damned e-bay vultures didn't snag everything up before I got there.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']

I wish Circuit City would have a $5 sale again with awesome games, and those damned e-bay vultures didn't snag everything up before I got there.[/quote]
Granted, but when you get home you find out that someone stole all your consoles. And having spent all your money on games you can't afford to buy new consoles.

I wish I could make beautiful love to the local newswoman.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted, but when you get home you find out that someone stole all your consoles. And having spent all your money on games you can't afford to buy new consoles.

I wish I could make beautiful love to the local newswoman.[/QUOTE]

Sure, but she's an Orc with an attitude. -50 DKP

I wish I could play WoW.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but she's an Orc with an attitude. -50 DKP

I wish I could play WoW.[/quote]Granted, but you have to wear a helmet.

I wish my friends would un-exile me.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but she's an Orc with an attitude. -50 DKP

I wish I could play WoW.[/quote]
Granted, but then you get caught by your roommates masturbating to that purple dancing chick thing, and it gets posted all over the internets.


I wish Genocidal didn't come up with a better one than I did. :D
 
[quote name='Genocidal']Granted, but you have to wear a helmet.

I wish my friends would un-exile me.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you have to wear a helmet.

I wish I had a helmet.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted, but you have to wear a helmet.

I wish I had a helmet.[/quote]
Granted, but it's too small for your head causing you to use a giant bottle of hand lotion you keep next to your bed to put it on.


I wish I had a very high paying job where I had no responsibilities.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Granted, but it's too small for your head causing you to use a giant bottle of hand lotion you keep next to your bed to put it on.


I wish I had a very high paying job where I had no responsibilities.[/QUOTE]

Granted, you had that job. Then you lost it.

I wish I was animated.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, you had that job. Then you lost it.

I wish I was animated.[/quote]

Granted but when you move your body parts distach and you can do any cool moves or PG13 and above actions, sort of like animes on FOX

I wish I was rich.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, you had that job. Then you lost it.

I wish I was animated.[/quote] Granted, but you're stuck in one of those tentacle rape anime's...and you're not the tentacles.


I wish I had hot neighbors that sunbathed nude on their front lawn.


[quote name='Dark_Magus']Granted but when you move your body parts distach and you can do any cool moves or PG13 and above actions, sort of like animes on FOX

I wish I was rich.[/quote]
Granted, but you are also creamy, and get eaten by Star Jones.
 
[quote name='Dark_Magus']Granted but when you move your body parts distach and you can do any cool moves or PG13 and above actions, sort of like animes on FOX

I wish I was rich.[/QUOTE]

You just gave me super powers, that isn't exactly corruption >_>
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Granted, but you're stuck in one of those tentacle rape anime's...and you're not the tentacles.


I wish I had hot neighbors that sunbathed nude on their front lawn.



Granted, but you are also creamy, and get eaten by Starr Jackson.[/QUOTE]

Sure, but by "hot" they were sunburned and they were 60 year old males with mustaches and hairy privates. Oh, and they worked at a disgusting insurance office that was very bad for your health because it had them in it and no one would dare go in there. Therefore they made some money which made you poorer and thus you were poor. Their mnustaches were really thick pubey kinds and rivaled beaner-'staches. They also had hairy legs and hairy chests and had small shrivelly peepees. Oh and they had your wife / girlfriend / sister on a leash as a personal sex slave.

I wish I hadn't typed that.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but by "hot" they were sunburned and they were 60 year old males with mustaches and hairy privates. Oh, and they worked at a disgusting insurance office that was very bad for your health because it had them in it and no one would dare go in there. Therefore they made some money which made you poorer and thus you were poor. Their mnustaches were really thick pubey kinds and rivaled beaner-'staches. They also had hairy legs and hairy chests and had small shrivelly peepees. Oh and they had your wife / girlfriend / sister on a leash as a personal sex slave.

I wish I hadn't typed that.[/quote]
Granted, but then we'd all live long fulfilling lives without that image in our head.

...wait...

Sorry, I can't think of a bad thing that would happen if you hadn't typed that. ;) Disregard this post, someone else's turn. :D
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']You just gave me super powers, that isn't exactly corruption >_>[/quote]

Oops sorry typo, I meant distach as in choppy movements and i meant to type can't
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but by "hot" they were sunburned and they were 60 year old males with mustaches and hairy privates. Oh, and they worked at a disgusting insurance office that was very bad for your health because it had them in it and no one would dare go in there. Therefore they made some money which made you poorer and thus you were poor. Their mnustaches were really thick pubey kinds and rivaled beaner-'staches. They also had hairy legs and hairy chests and had small shrivelly peepees. Oh and they had your wife / girlfriend / sister on a leash as a personal sex slave.

I wish I hadn't typed that.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you have facial herpes.

I wish this thread would get a bump.
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted, but you have facial herpes.

I wish this thread would get a bump.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but then another worthless thread will be bumped to the top of the CAG Lifestyle and Off Topic Forum.

I wish there wasn't a Vs. forum on CAG. It's retarded.
 
[quote name='munch']Granted, but then another worthless thread will be bumped to the top of the CAG Lifestyle and Off Topic Forum.

I wish there wasn't a Vs. forum on CAG. It's retarded.[/quote] granted but then they start posting that crap every chance they get in the other forums

I wish fanboys had a forum in the cag basement.
 
Granted but after each post, they "bring out the gimp", and you have the rubber ball in your mouth.

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish, I wish, I wish...
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Granted but after each post, they "bring out the gimp", and you have the rubber ball in your mouth.

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish, I wish, I wish...[/QUOTE]

Granted, but then you would have realized that someone has already made a Skee-lo reference in this thread (that would be me) and you can't do that twice!

I wish I didn't have to write my Master's thesis right now so I can go play Phoenix Wright.
 
[quote name='munch']I wish I didn't have to write my Master's thesis right now so I can go play Phoenix Wright.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you have to live on an assistantship wage for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to put together a syllabus.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Granted, but you have to live on an assistantship wage for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to put together a syllabus.[/QUOTE]

Granted, now you have to put together a regular bus. If not done in 10 minutes, you explode.


I wish I had a lightsaber.
 
granted, but while practicing with it you slice off your own wang.


i wish someone would sell me a copy of xenosaga ll from the circuit city sale at a reasonable price.
 
[quote name='LaraCroftsLeftBoob']granted, but while practicing with it you slice off your own wang.


i wish someone would sell me a copy of xenosaga ll from the circuit city sale at a reasonable price.[/quote]

Granted, upon buying xenosag 2 you play it all the way through and suffer a fate worse than death.

I wish it wasn't so fucking hot here.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Granted, upon buying xenosag 2 you play it all the way through and suffer a fate worse than death.

I wish it wasn't so fucking hot here.[/QUOTE]
Granted, it's negative 200 degrees there now. (hint: you're dead)

I wish I wish I had a fish
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted, it's negative 200 degrees there now. (hint: you're dead)

I wish I wish I had a fish[/quote]

Granted. You fall in love with your goldfish. On your honeymoon, it gives you genital warts. Two weeks later, you divorce and failing to sign a prenup, you lose it all.

I wish today was 7-11...free slurpees at 7-11!:D
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted. You fall in love with your goldfish. On your honeymoon, it gives you genital warts. Two weeks later, you divorce and failing to sign a prenup, you lose it all.

I wish today was 7-11...free slurpees at 7-11!:D[/quote]

Granted, but the slurpees induce horrible vomiting and diarrhea fits.

I wish today was tomorrow.
 
Granted, but it's always tomorrow, and time hurtles forward until the end of the universe.

I wish Raw didn't suck so much tonight.
 
[quote name='Genocidal']Granted, but it's always tomorrow, and time hurtles forward until the end of the universe.

I wish Raw didn't suck so much tonight.[/QUOTE]

Granted, it's now totally awesome. Except your cable just went out.

I wish I wasn't so fat :(
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, it's now totally awesome. Except your cable just went out.

I wish I wasn't so fat :([/quote]

Granted but you now are 100 lbs underweight and die because your weak bones collapse underneath you.

I wish that i was an awesome skateboarder.
 
[quote name='jakescape53']Granted but you now are 100 lbs underweight and die because your weak bones collapse underneath you.

I wish that i was an awesome skateboarder.[/quote]
granted but your ugly like a mother fucker.

I wish the next person who post would go fuck him/herself with a rusty shovel and couldn't use the letter a.
 
[quote name='DT778']granted but your ugly like a mother fucker.

I wish the next person who post would go fuck him/herself with a rusty shovel and couldn't use the letter a.[/quote]

Your Wish is blessed, but now my response will sound like it is spoken from foreigners. My butt does feel pretty itchy now though.

Now, it is extremely difficult to use this kind of tongue, but hey, you wished it.

I wish I'm not too slow to post this, giving someone else the opportunity to corrupt this wish, since I took forever writing it!
 
[quote name='hatim813']Your Wish is blessed, but now my response will sound like it is spoken from foreigners. My butt does feel pretty itchy now though.

Now, it is extremely difficult to use this kind of tongue, but hey, you wished it.

I wish I'm not too slow to post this, giving someone else the opportunity to corrupt this wish, since I took forever writing it![/quote]

Granted, but it went by so fast it was essentially ignored.

I wish it would stop raining in PA.
 
[quote name='Number83']Granted, but it went by so fast it was essentially ignored.

I wish it would stop raining in PA.[/quote]

Granted, but now you've got wild deer all over your lawn.

I wish it would stop raining in NY!
 
[quote name='Genocidal']Granted, but now there's a giant blizzard.

I wish I had better breakfast food here to eat.[/quote]

Granted, but she's running late due to the weather.

I wish the power would go out in my building.
 
[quote name='Number83']Granted, but she's running late due to the weather.

I wish the power would go out in my building.[/QUOTE]

Sure, but the backup generator kicks in.

I wish I had a jalapeno+cheese pizzor.
 
[quote name='hatim813']Your Wish is blessed, but now my response will sound like it is spoken from foreigners. My butt does feel pretty itchy now though.

Now, it is extremely difficult to use this kind of tongue, but hey, you wished it.

I wish I'm not too slow to post this, giving someone else the opportunity to corrupt this wish, since I took forever writing it![/quote]
:applause: awesome.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but the backup generator kicks in.

I wish I had a jalapeno+cheese pizzor.[/QUOTE]

Granted but it must be obtained by diving to the deepest part of the sea and no one in the world has an oxygen tank.

I wish I had a better computer chair.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Granted but it must be obtained by diving to the deepest part of the sea and no one in the world has an oxygen tank.

I wish I had a better computer chair.[/QUOTE]

Granted: you get DragonLordFrodo's old metallic chair which he sits naked on.

I wish I could bitch nipple lick like DLF. :lol:
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted: you get DragonLordFrodo's old metallic chair which he sits naked on.

I wish I could bitch nipple lick like DLF. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Granted...aint like their is anything I can add to make that worst. What okay he just jacked off and ran a marathon. See still not that much worse. Yes I did use the word aint.

I wish I could have a nice SLR digital camera.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Granted...aint like their is anything I can add to make that worst. What okay he just jacked off and ran a marathon. See still not that much worse. Yes I did use the word aint.

I wish I could have a nice SLR digital camera.[/QUOTE]

Sure, but it's broken.

I wish for everlasting happiness.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but it's broken.

I wish for everlasting happiness.[/quote]

Granted, but now everyone is Ned Flanders (that's right, chicks with beards and long schlongs :puke:).

I wish Back to the Future didn't have so many plot holes.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, but now everyone is Ned Flanders (that's right, chicks with beards and long schlongs :puke:).

I wish Back to the Future didn't have so many plot holes.[/QUOTE]

Granted, the movie is erased from existance.

I wish Back to the Future was a movie again, I liked it.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, the movie is erased from existance.

I wish Back to the Future was a movie again, I liked it.[/QUOTE]

Granted but your copy is on betamax.

I wish the next PGR3 download is free.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Granted but your copy is on betamax.

I wish the next PGR3 download is free.[/QUOTE]

Sure, but it's a download of the bitch tit nipple lick video! X_X;;

I wish DLF posted in his blog again.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but it's a download of the bitch tit nipple lick video! X_X;;

I wish DLF posted in his blog again.[/quote]
granted but your mom caught you masterbating to it. again.

I wish the simpsons brought back lional hutz.
 
[quote name='DT778']granted but your mom caught you masterbating to it. again.

I wish the simpsons brought back lional hutz.[/QUOTE]


Granted, but he's now voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

I wish monsters weren't under my bed.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, but he's now voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

I wish monsters weren't under my bed.[/QUOTE]

granted, but they are now in your bed with you. slowly eating you feet first.

i wish masturbating in public wasn't frowned upon.
 
granted but now you've got to watch old grandmas and preteen boys jerk off which ultimately makes it impossible for you to masturbate.

i wish i could find a decent hamburger, for fuck's sake.
 
^^^Granted, but as take your last bite you realize there isn'a cow in the area for 5,000 miles.

I wish that COBOL was the new .net!
 
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