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Granted, your "I wish it was last week" post was done last week but you'll fail to see that for another week.

I wish everyone in the house will stop bugging me.
 
[quote name='Critte']Granted, your "I wish it was last week" post was done last week but you'll fail to see that for another week.

I wish everyone in the house will stop bugging me.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but everyone OUTSIDE the house will start mugging you.

I wish I could bone Dixie from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
 
[quote name='SMMM']Granted, but everyone OUTSIDE the house will start mugging you.

I wish I could bone Dixie from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but Pee-Wee joins in...hot 3-sum action.

I wish cheapy could grow some hair.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Granted, but Pee-Wee joins in...hot 3-sum action.

I wish cheapy could grow some hair.[/quote]

Granted...but Cheapy's powers are much like a reverse Sampson. With his hair grown out, the only "deals" on this site are used N-Gage's for $159 plus shipping.


I wish the Mavericks would win the NBA championship
 
[quote name='Derwood43']Granted...but Cheapy's powers are much like a reverse Sampson. With his hair grown out, the only "deals" on this site are used N-Gage's for $159 plus shipping.


I wish the Mavericks would win the NBA championship[/quote]
Granted, but that doesn't happen until 2088--just five minutes before The Rapture.

I wish I were Bill Gates' heir.
 
[quote name='Dach']Granted, but that doesn't happen until 2088--just five minutes before The Rapture.

I wish I were Bill Gates' heir.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but a Class Action Lawsuit brought against Microsoft leaves him destitute, and the only things you inherit are his legal fees.

I wish I were Batman.
 
[quote name='Mouse']Granted, but a Class Action Lawsuit brought against Microsoft leaves him destitute, and the only things you inherit are his legal fees.

I wish I were Batman.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you have to sleep with Robin to keep him happy.

I wish I could play a real guitar
 
[quote name='mr ryles']Granted, but you have to sleep with Robin to keep him happy.

I wish I could play a real guitar[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you become famous and delve into the world of drugs and sex. Soon you die from too much coke while you have multiple STDs

I wish I had a Wawa hoagie and a cold beer right now.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Granted, but you become famous and delve into the world of drugs and sex. Soon you die from too much coke while you have multiple STDs

I wish I had a Wawa hoagie and a cold beer right now.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but being that it is the 187,409,986th wawa hoagie you have had, your arteries are slowly clogging leading to your inevitable and untimely death.

I wish my tax returns would get here.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']Granted, but being that it is the 187,409,986th wawa hoagie you have had, your arteries are slowly clogging leading to your inevitable and untimely death.

I wish my tax returns would get here.[/quote]

Granted, but you get audited, and get a paper cut opening the letter, and bleed on you white couch.

I wish I didn't have to write this essay about film noir.
 
[quote name='smalien1']Granted, but you get audited, and get a paper cut opening the letter, and bleed on you white couch.

I wish I didn't have to write this essay about film noir.[/quote]

Granted. But your teacher's a hot chick who would have given you the time of your life if you had written the paper.

I wish I had my own genie.
 
[quote name='Dach']Granted. But your teacher's a hot chick who would have given you the time of your life if you had written the paper.

I wish I had my own genie.[/quote]Granted, but the genie is of the annoying Robin Williams variety, so you murder him, only to be caught and sentence to 50 years in a federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

I wish everyone on CAG loved me
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Granted, but the genie is of the annoying Robin Williams variety, so you murder him, only to be caught and sentence to 50 years in a federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

I wish everyone on CAG loved me[/QUOTE]

Granted, but then you have to deal with love from people like onewingedangel

I wish I had a pet penguin.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Granted, but then you have to deal with love from people like onewingedangel

I wish I had a pet penguin.[/quote]

Granted but it adopts you as its own penguin child and attempts to vomit chum into your mouth everytime you lay down or fall asleep.

I wish that there would be a Simpsons and Seinfeld channel and all it would do would air those two shows.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Granted but it adopts you as its own penguin child and attempts to vomit chum into your mouth everytime you lay down or fall asleep.

I wish that there would be a Simpsons and Seinfeld channel and all it would do would air those two shows.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but it would be hosted by Rosie O'Donnell

I wish I had one of those drink dispenser helmets that would be filled with mountain dew.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']Granted, but it would be hosted by Rosie O'Donnell

I wish I had one of those drink dispenser helmets that would be filled with mountain dew.[/quote]Granted, but what you think is Mountain Dew is actually transvestite urine.

I wish I had a lifetimes supply of Arbys
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Granted, but what you think is Mountain Dew is actually transvestite urine.

I wish I had a lifetimes supply of Arbys[/QUOTE]

Granted, but all you get is a lifetime supply of the water cups.

I wish I spoke every language known.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']

I wish I spoke every language known.[/quote]

Granted but your voice sounds just like Edith Bunker's

I wish I could get a rub and a tug from Evangeline Lilly
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Granted but your voice sounds just like Edith Bunker's

I wish I could get a rub and a tug from Evangeline Lilly[/QUOTE]

granted, but she only rubs and tugs on your pinky toe.

I wish the "Burger King" was my dad.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']granted, but she only rubs and tugs on your pinky toe.

[/quote]
Somehow that wouldnt be that bad to me, but I digress .. carry on with the game :)
 
[quote name='mr ryles']granted, but she only rubs and tugs on your pinky toe.

I wish the "Burger King" was my dad.[/QUOTE]


Granted, but he's too busy giving others food to feed you.

I wish I had a major role in a non-Uwe Boll film
 
[quote name='mr ryles']granted, but she only rubs and tugs on your pinky toe.

I wish the "Burger King" was my dad.[/quote]

Granted, but while you are asleep, he hides in your sheets. The next morning you wake up next to him and scream in horror.

Unless....you are into that sort of thing.

I wish I had x-ray vision.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Granted, but while you are asleep, he hides in your sheets. The next morning you wake up next to him and scream in horror.

Unless....you are into that sort of thing.

I wish I had x-ray vision.[/quote]

Granted but it only works on English football teams.

I wish I had access to more pictures of your ex-girlfriend. :)
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I wish I had access to more pictures of your ex-girlfriend. :)[/quote]Granted, but she has every STD on the planet.

I wish I could surf the intarweb with my mind.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then you'll end up getting spyware in your head which turns you into a talking ad for viagra.

I wish to get a Wii this week.[/quote]
Granted but so do millions of other people.

I wish for a BJ right now.
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']I wish for a BJ right now.[/QUOTE]

She'll hack your thingie off. Then you can't pee which will lead to your death.

I wish my graphics card I ordered from Newegg was here already.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']She'll hack your thingie off.

I wish my graphics card I ordered from Newegg was here already.[/quote]

Granted but the wetbacks will accidentaly send it to China.

I wish for Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']I wish for Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops[/quote]

Granted, but it's an N-gage exclusive now.

I wish the Chargers had beaten the Patriots 2 weeks ago.
 
[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']Granted, but it's an N-gage exclusive now.

I wish the Chargers had beaten the Patriots 2 weeks ago.[/quote]

Granted, and they even beat the colts, but then on their flight over to Miami, the plane goes down.

I wish I could talk to animals.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Granted, and they even beat the colts, but then on their flight over to Miami, the plane goes down.

I wish I could talk to animals.[/QUOTE]

Only then you can hear them wish death and even worser things on you.

I wish I could be in a Family Guy episode.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Only then you can hear them wish death and even worser things on you.

I wish I could be in a Family Guy episode.[/quote]

Granted but you would be near Stewie and he would try to touch you in bad places.

I wish my PSP was white.
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']Granted but you would be near Stewie and he would try to touch you in bad places.

I wish my PSP was white.[/QUOTE]

Then people would consider you to be racist.

I wish I could be on 24.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Then people would consider you to be racist.

I wish I could be on 24.[/quote]

Then Jack Baeur would kill you with his hotness
:drool:

I wish for animal crackers in my soup.
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']Then Jack Baeur would kill you with his hotness
:drool:

I wish for animal crackers in my soup.[/QUOTE]

The lion would jump out of the soup and eat your head off.

I wish I could win the lottery.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']The lion would jump out of the soup and eat your head off.

I wish I could win the lottery.[/quote]

Granted but all your taxes are belong to U.S.

I wish for slut with a blue PSP.


I've been in the Playstation Pornable mode today.
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']Granted but all your taxes are belong to U.S.

I wish for slut with a blue PSP.[/QUOTE]

The slut however has HIV.

I wish I could be on Smallville.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']The slut however has HIV.

I wish I could be on Smallville.[/QUOTE]


Granted you'll be on smallville as a transsexual whore that Superman must kill by covering in jam, and letting carnivorous bugs eat at your flesh.


I wish I had a car.
 
[quote name='CitizenB']I wish I had a car.[/QUOTE]

The car would turn itself on just as you get in front of it and run you over several times turning you into a pancake.

I wish I could fly.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']
I wish I could fly.[/quote]As Daedalus said to Icarus, "Sounds good, Son."



I wish this hot tea didn't cool down so quickly.
 
[quote name='guinaevere']I wish this hot tea didn't cool down so quickly.[/QUOTE]

But then you would burn your mouth by trying to drink HOT tea.

I wish I had the guts to ask this one girl out that I like.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then you would burn your mouth by trying to drink HOT tea.

I wish I had the guts to ask this one girl out that I like.[/quote]
Granted, but then you start creating threads like this and this and end up getting banned.

I wish people wouldn't get so worked up and over-dramatic about the stupidest shit.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Granted, but then you start creating threads like this and this and end up getting banned.

I wish people wouldn't get so worked up and over-dramatic about the stupidest shit.[/quote]

Granted but the suicide rate would sky rocket because no one would have a life

I wish Madonna wasn't not a Virgin and wasn't touched for the very first time
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']Granted but the suicide rate would sky rocket because no one would have a life

I wish Madonna wasn't not a Virgin and wasn't touched for the very first time[/QUOTE]
Granted but she fucked a tortoise instead

I wish for world peace
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted but she fucked a tortoise instead

I wish for world peace[/QUOTE]

Granted but it only comes after a huge world war, only two people survived. So they decide to be cool with each other.


I don't have any wish so I wish for a wish.
 
[quote name='CitizenB']Granted but it only comes after a huge world war, only two people survived. So they decide to be cool with each other.


I don't have any wish so I wish for a wish.[/quote]

Granted but LSD will damage your brain.

I wish I had some extra blotter paper.
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']Granted but LSD will damage your brain.

I wish I had some extra blotter paper.[/quote]

Granted, but you've just run out of toilet paper and your desperate so ..

I wish Perfect Strangers the complete series would come out on dvd
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Granted, but you've just run out of toilet paper and your desperate so ..

I wish Perfect Strangers the complete series would come out on dvd[/quote]

Granted, but you must watch it.

I wish to be a secret character in the new Super Smash game.
 
[quote name='Lieutenant Dan']Granted, but you must watch it.

I wish to be a secret character in the new Super Smash game.[/QUOTE]
Granted, you are now jigglypuff.

I wish I could quit you.
 
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