I thought the Xbone Dudebro conference wasn't surprising at all. Microsoftbro played it safe and catered to their main audience. If I was a dudebro shooter fan or sandbox action fan, maybe I'd be excited, but I don't play shooters, and I rarely play a sandbox action game. Yeah, they had some cutesy sidescroller and an indie montage (and who really give's a cock-pull about Conker) but for me, MSbro did what they always do: Exclude me on their exclusives.
Now to watch how Sony will convince me to buy a Wii U screw things up. At least I can finally use that worthless Live Events Viewer thing.