A couple of years ago, I was working at Walmart. I was really good friends with this guy--he was gay too. Well he was seeing this guy, who was his friend :lol: and I had my eyes on the new cashier. He was straight but I wasn't taking that as an answer. I said to Bobby (co-worker) "I need that. He is so gay. Don't listen to these lies".
I had just broken up with a douche, and one night that douche came in to harass me and I was pissed. The cashier's name was Shaun (LOL Sorry, Sean) and he had walked over and was like "Whats wrong with Tom?!" Bobby goes "Ah, his ex just came in and bothered him :
oints to ex::" Shaun goes "..Toms gay?" Bobby says "LOL uh duh we all are" and SHAUN goes "...::scratches chin::
really? " and walks away.
Bobby tells me. We scream like little girls.
We plan to all hang out that evening.
The 4 of us :shock:
So we end up in Will's car(Bobbys friend, lol) and Shaun was mackin it hardcore and he FINALLY admitted he was bi and I needed no other cue---I went what was rightfully mine. We had parked somewhere shady and there was a car full of $$$s doing $$$ stuff.
Until the cop came. :shock:
And was like "!?!?!?"
And he was
SMOKIN
And he was like.."Are you guys
ING?!?"
And Im like "LOL WELL DUH..U WANT IN?"
And he looked around
*BAM*
......N THE BITCH DROPPED HIS PANTS AND I HAD SOME FUN
The end
How's that for a surprise turn of events?
Oh and BTW, Shaun was the manager of wal-marts daughters boyfriend...