I think I got a Bugs bunny cartoon jaw the minute I saw my name in a blog entry (which was a big enough shock to my system that I didn't even think about it possibly being an April Fools joke). My first thought was something along the lines of, "Oh great, I've been hacked. I knew I should have gotten the full version of Avast." My second thought was "If I am such a douchebag why aren't I banned?" I actually closed the tab then started pacing around my room wondering what I could do to clear my name, so I loaded up the site again and figured I'd just post in the comments section and try and clear my name. But I couldn't post there, so I closed my tab again, went and poured myself a glass of water, then remembered the date.
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But I'm a paranoid idiot so I spent the next ten minutes or so typing up a counter-reply calling CheapyD a douchebag and saying that he, in fact, "hoards hackers." I'm not even joking; I thought if some lanky dim-wit over the internet is going to take me down, I might as well turn around and take someone else down with me, i.e. the guy preaching my utter douchebaggery. That being said, here is said message in its entirety (funny enough, as soon as I finished typing it I saw a thread entitled "Good joke"):
[quote name='yarkitty123']First of all, let me start off by saying I have never - and I mean ever - done a trade on CAG. Let's get that straight. Second, that obviously means my account was hacked; there is bound to be another IP attached to my account, go ahead and check. Also, kind of odd how "I" am such a total douchebag and yet I am still not banned? Hoarding teh hackzors, eh CheapyD? You are such an idiot. You don't care about anyone's safety. I will hazard a guess that you aren't even that bald guy in that logo, but rather, a Bam Margera look-alike in a turban. Grind any male-rails lately, CheapySkate?
Now go ahead and investigate FOR REAL this time, note the other IP, and don't forget to compare said douchebag's trade communications with my writing. I'm sure they are entirely different. In summation: CheapyD loves hackers and he also wears a turban. Peanut butter CheapyD is an idiot jelly time.[/quote]