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[quote name='LinkinPrime']I need a day off. I don't have the time right now though, our company's year end is in June so everything is quite hectic around the office.[/QUOTE]

I don't get Saturdays off. I get Wednesday and Sunday.
 
I got all pissed this morning because we were out of bread and my fat lazy ass didn't want to get dressed and go to the store. Then I remembered I have a bread maker. 5 ingredients and 3 minutes later, bread is being made. And I dont have to put on pants.
 
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[quote name='seanr1221']Brak, why haven't you played RDR?[/QUOTE]
Gonna start it now, my son.
 
My horse just got smoked by a train.

I was hunting, and the dumb fucker was loitering on the tracks. He just sat there as the train barreled down on him.

#-o/:lol:
 
[quote name='manthing']My horse just got smoked by a train.

I was hunting, and the dumb fucker was loitering on the tracks. He just sat there as the train barreled down on him.

#-o/:lol:[/QUOTE]

Poor dogmeat.
Time to steal another one this time.
Remember, you're supposed to leave hog-tied nuns on the tracks, not your horse.
 
[quote name='manthing']iPhone/Touch people:

Last Gladiators is free right now.

It's a decent enough pinball game for nothing.[/QUOTE]
Thanks!
 
[quote name='manthing']iPhone/Touch people:

Last Gladiators is free right now.

It's a decent enough pinball game for nothing.[/QUOTE]

Thanks.

For nothing.

*goes back to watching flash in SkyFire*
 
[quote name='Chika']I got all pissed this morning because we were out of bread and my fat lazy ass didn't want to get dressed and go to the store. Then I remembered I have a bread maker. 5 ingredients and 3 minutes later, bread is being made. And I dont have to put on pants.[/QUOTE]


There is something about this statement that is just plain AWESOME!
 
[quote name='Number83']Try pants?[/QUOTE]

[quote name='LinkinPrime']Damn, that's exactly what I was about to post too #83...trippy.[/QUOTE]

I'm wearing pants (now). Not because I *have* to, because I *want* to. There's a difference.

How awesome would you think it was if you came home to fresh baked bread, and your wife in her undies playing video games?
 
[quote name='Chika']I'm wearing pants (now). Not because I *have* to, because I *want* to. There's a difference.

How awesome would you think it was if you came home to fresh baked bread, and your wife in her undies playing video games?[/QUOTE]

Nobody *wants* to wear pants...In fact "If I could turn back time"(TM) I would meet the person who invented them and kick them in the bawls...assuming it was a dude, which is very sexist of me.

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Only thing that would make that my ultimate dream come true is if Mrs. Number 83 was doing all that and holding a beer.
 
[quote name='Number83']Nobody *wants* to wear pants...In fact "If I could turn back time"(TM) I would meet the person who invented them and kick them in the bawls...assuming it was a dude, which is very sexist of me.

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Only thing that would make that my ultimate dream come true is if Mrs. Number 83 was doing all that and holding a beer.[/QUOTE]

Holding a beer for you, or holding a 3/4 empty beer?
 
[quote name='Chika']but if she's holding 2 beers, she can't be playing a video game[/QUOTE]

They're in the cooler next to her college sorority sisters who unexpectedly stopped over for a pajama party.
 
[quote name='Chika']I'm wearing pants (now). Not because I *have* to, because I *want* to. There's a difference.

How awesome would you think it was if you came home to fresh baked bread, and your wife in her undies playing video games?[/QUOTE]

That would be super awesome.
 
[quote name='Number83']They're in the cooler next to her college sorority sisters who unexpectedly stopped over for a pajama party.[/QUOTE]

LMAO this looks like it's turning into the premise for a bad porno
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Pumpkin bread.:drool:[/QUOTE]

I should do that next time, I have plenty of canned pumpkin leftover from my pumpkin muffin baking binge in the fall.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Weren't you craving that like 3hrs ago though? :lol:[/QUOTE]

i fried up an egg for breakky and realized i didn't have any bread to put it in. now i have bread. and put pb on it.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Alan Wake $45 shipped

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=400122381909[/QUOTE]

I'll take it for $49.99 with the $10 credit I got on Amazon. Sure, I have to wait for it to ship next week, but oh well.

I think I'll try Kmart again tomorrow for RDR, bastards didn't have it out yesterday afternoon. fucking morons.

And the zoo isn't fun when everyone there is rude and runs into a fucking stroller with a 9 month old in it. It's not hard to see a double stroller, morons. Ignorant people!
 
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