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#361 Rai Rai

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:19 PM

100 push ups


Ahahaha, that's not going to happen in this lifetime.

#362 The Crotch

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:29 PM

Yeah it's bizarre they won't just drop them from the games. The first thing that greets me in both ME2 and ME3 are the worst characters in the history of game creation.

I stand by Ashley being a good character, in that I hate her as a person and if that's what Bioware was going for then they fucking nailed it.

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#363 lolwhat

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:31 PM

I guess.

#364 j-cart

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:31 PM

I can't even take a shit in 5 minutes.


I can't either. Wonder if there is a group talk for shitty problems.

Ahahaha, that's not going to happen in this lifetime.


That's mean.


Anyone else think that Ashley looks like a dude in ME3 and nothing like her ME1 counter-part?

#365 Rai Rai

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:38 PM

That's mean.


I was talking about myself.

#366 hankmecrankme

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:43 PM

I can't either. Wonder if there is a group talk for shitty problems.

Anyone else think that Ashley looks like a dude in ME3 and nothing like her ME1 counter-part?

I don't have a problem shitting. I just like to take my time and relax, read a book or something, not rush it. It's one of the few moments in life that most people won't bother you while you do it.

And yes, Ashley looks kinda masculine in ME3 and totally different than her ME1 look.

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#367 whoknows

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:45 PM

Yeah it's bizarre they won't just drop them from the games. The first thing that greets me in both ME2 and ME3 are the worst characters in the history of game creation.


Don't forget about ME1. You're not even sure what you're greeted with in that game. Gotta wait for them textures to load.

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#368 The Crotch

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:47 PM

Also, you have only yourself to blame in ME2. I was greeted by Liara.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:51 PM

I had a blast with Darksiders until I got to some dungeon that required too much thinking to navigate through it.

As many of you know, black ops 2 is plaid with bugs, lag etc which many people have been suffering including me.


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#370 whoknows

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:01 PM

ME3 doesn't have a manual.

Not buying now.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:10 PM

I had a blast with Darksiders until I got to some dungeon that required too much thinking to navigate through it.


You probably shouldn't play the Portal games then (unless that isn't the dungeon you're talking about, because I don't remember having much trouble navigating any of them, but that one had a few annoying bits).

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#372 The Crotch

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:19 PM

You probably shouldn't play the Portal games then (unless that isn't the dungeon you're talking about, because I don't remember having much trouble navigating any of them, but that one had a few annoying bits).

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I always thought Ocarina's forest temple was way harder than the water temple.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:20 PM

I stand by Ashley being a good character, in that I hate her as a person and if that's what Bioware was going for then they fucking nailed it.


I really didn't find anything interesting about her as a character. Sure, she's a little bit racist, but that wasn't really compelling to me. I was just slightly annoyed by her.

Even Kaidan was more interesting than her with his whole biotic thing.

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#374 SinOfHeart

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:39 PM

I really didn't find anything interesting about her as a character. Sure, she's a little bit racist, but that wasn't really compelling to me. I was just slightly annoyed by her.

Even Kaidan was more interesting than her with his whole biotic thing.


... no.

Kaiden: "Hey baby, you remind me of some girl I knew back in biotic school, I want you and you want me right? (I promise to not yell her name while we're making love)."

Shepard: "Go die in a nuclear blast loser."

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:43 PM

You probably shouldn't play the Portal games then (unless that isn't the dungeon you're talking about, because I don't remember having much trouble navigating any of them, but that one had a few annoying bits).


I had a blast with Portal 1 but I'm currently sort of stuck in Portal 2. I'll go back to it sometime soon.

In Darksiders, I just wanted a touch more God of War and a tiny bit less Zelda.

I'm stuck in some room with some cages and mirrors or somesuch foolishness. It has been awhile.

EDIT - And I still love Ashley for at least having the balls to put humans first.

As many of you know, black ops 2 is plaid with bugs, lag etc which many people have been suffering including me.


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#376 ihadFG

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:52 PM

... no.

Kaiden: "Hey baby, you remind me of some girl I knew back in biotic school, I want you and you want me right? (I promise to not yell her name while we're making love)."

Shepard: "Go die in a nuclear blast loser."


Well, luckily I didn't have to deal with that being a male Shepard.

I did have to deal with Ashley's weird eye shifting and grins though.

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#377 The Crotch

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:52 PM

EDIT - And I still love Ashley for at least having the balls to put humans first.

It just seemed kind of... silly and out of place. Okay Ashley, you're a human nationalist. That's very cute. Now me and the 800 pound reptile with two hearts and the blue chick from the all-female-jedi race are going to go kill some things, dig?

Nevermind that the two human squadmates have the least plot-relevance in the entire damn game.

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#378 SinOfHeart

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:56 PM

Well, luckily I didn't have to deal with that being a male Shepard.

I did have to deal with Ashley's weird eye shifting and grins though.


I guess that means which ever one is the opposite sex of your Shepard is the worst one, since they act like they want to get all over you the first time you talk to them.

Trying to be a good person, but not give Jacob the wrong impression in ME2 was like trying to disarm a bomb, there were all kinds of dialog choices that sounded innocent but then when Shepard says them she sounds like she wants to get into his pants right there in the equipment room.

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#379 ihadFG

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:58 PM

I guess that means which ever one is the opposite sex of your Shepard is the worst one, since they act like they want to get all over you the first time you talk to them.


Much like Anders in DA2.

That dude didn't take a no lightly.

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#380 whoknows

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:00 AM

Kaiden is my favorite character in the Mass Effect universe. He knows what's up.

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#381 SinOfHeart

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:02 AM

Much like Anders in DA2.

That dude didn't take a no lightly.


I'm still angry I had to pick him over Fenris (because he hated me), at least Fenris wasn't blowing shit up (I sent Anders away after that). Plus, I still want to know how far down those lyrium tattoos go.

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#382 whoknows

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:05 AM

Fenris was always mean to me, and then at the end when he
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:17 AM

Fenris was pretty pissed at me. Why he rushed ahead of the Templar army to get slaughtered in a 1 on 1 is beyond me, though.

I let Anders live because at that point in the game my draw to having a good party composition was greater than any sort of emotional attachment the game had tried to establish.

Ya fucked up, Anders, but your fireball is too damn good (this was not a dialogue option as it should have been).

#384 SinOfHeart

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:23 AM

I only used Anders for healing, and after I sent him packing, and he came back and I sent him packing again I replaced him with Bethany.

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:23 AM

Straight Talk:

Mass Effect 3 will be a great game with solid albeit stale gunplay. It will have some well-written characters that tend slightly towards pandering to guys in their late teens and early twenties. It will have good production values, but will be unable to break the perception that it's just trying too god damn hard to be like a movie. The plot itself will be solid but completely unremarkable except for one or two utterly stupid things that some people will defend against any criticism and some people will say totally ruined the series. Stuff that is carried over from previous saves will be more important than it was in ME2, but they won't do anything amazing with it. It will provide no significant challenge on any but the two highest difficulty settings.



I have a feeling this is going to be pretty much spot on.

It just seemed kind of... silly and out of place. Okay Ashley, you're a human nationalist. That's very cute. Now me and the 800 pound reptile with two hearts and the blue chick from the all-female-jedi race are going to go kill some things, dig?

Nevermind that the two human squadmates have the least plot-relevance in the entire damn game.

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What what's this about a dog?

#386 The Crotch

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:24 AM

I killed both of them. Annoying bastards.

EDIT: When justifying her "humans > aliens" stance she goes off on this weird tangent about walking through the woods with a hypothetical dog and getting attacked by a bear and leaving the dog to die and not feeling bad about it because it's just a dog.

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:24 AM

My whole party was on my side during the end game except for Sebastian since I let Anders live (I told Anders to go away though).

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#388 The Crotch

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:28 AM

To clarify: I could have convinced Fenris, but I didn't want to.

Fuck your stupid haircut, Fenris. Fuck it right in its face.

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#389 SinOfHeart

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:44 AM

Fuck your stupid haircut, Fenris. Fuck it right in its face.


Trust me, I wasn't focused on the hair:
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:53 AM

Trust me, I wasn't focused on the hair:

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I was going to grab some more Cho Aniki .gifs from Encyclopedia Obscura for my response, but I see their website is down.

A great loss to the internet.

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