I knocked over the magazine rack at EBgames today

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So I go into Eb games today, looking for some great stuff. And they have out on the shelf the stupid little boxes they have for GBC abd GBA games and I find one that really tickles my fancy. Dragon Warrior 3,m to be exact. and at a pleasant price, too. So i take it up to the counter, and attempt to purchase it. That's when the guy tries to tell me that they don't have the cartridge for the game.. Also, they had told me that they did not have a player's choice title I was looking for new, and tried to sell me a used one for $3 more. So this was it. I just say "Screw it," and kick the magazine rack aff the side of the counter and storm out of the store, nearly removing the door from its hinges, while they yell at me to come back and pick up the magazines.
 
I have done stuff like that but didn't mean to do it so hard or whatever and ended up causing a lot more trouble / damage than I originally intended. I am sure you will get flamed to have some self-control, but humans are not perfect and you won't always react how you would think you would. Anyways, it happened and whatever, interesting read :p
 
[quote name='the dead milkmen']We went to the Philly Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said Well no
We only have it iced
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted anarchy[/quote]
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='the dead milkmen']We went to the Philly Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said Well no
We only have it iced
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted anarchy[/quote][/quote]

His street cred just went up.
 
[quote name='rawisjericho']They desreved it for trying to screw you over on those games.[/quote]

I hope you are joking. They misplaced a used cart, and were sold out of another game, and that justifies acting like a complete ass? No, it doesn't.
 
[quote name='cheapass Gundam']When are you going back to that store again OP?[/quote]

Whenever my II-d posse gets back in town. We'll all go together and raise some havoc
 
[quote name='StealthySeal']you kicked the rack off the counter?

you kick high[/quote]

Maybe he's a gymnast or something ... :p

I know if I kicked that high I'd probably throw out my hip :)
 
[quote name='DenisDFat'] and kick the magazine rack aff the side of the counter and storm out of the store, nearly removing the door from its hinges, while they yell at me to come back and pick up the magazines.[/quote]

dam like a flying roundhouse to the eb counter, should have chopped him in the neck too.
 
[quote name='punqsux']counters arnt very high...only a little under 5 feet...most people should easily be able to kick that high...[/quote]

It just seems odd that you'd choose to kick it when you could shove it off.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='punqsux']counters arnt very high...only a little under 5 feet...most people should easily be able to kick that high...[/quote]

It just seems odd that you'd choose to kick it when you could shove it off.[/quote]

maybe he was doing one of those HBK "oh everythings ok, turn around and the BAM theres a boot in your face" kinda kicks
 
[quote name='punqsux']counters arnt very high...only a little under 5 feet...most people should easily be able to kick that high...[/quote]

Yea I mean I can put both my legs behind my head (not at the same time), I could easily kick it off the counter and kill the clerk at the same time.
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='punqsux']counters arnt very high...only a little under 5 feet...most people should easily be able to kick that high...[/quote]

It just seems odd that you'd choose to kick it when you could shove it off.[/quote]

maybe he was doing one of those HBK "oh everythings ok, turn around and the BAM theres a boot in your face" kinda kicks[/quote]

Good old sweet chin music.....nothing gets the job done better, but what if the clerk had grabbed his leg and given him the stunner.
 
[quote name='Nirvanaguy777'][quote name='punqsux'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='punqsux']counters arnt very high...only a little under 5 feet...most people should easily be able to kick that high...[/quote]

It just seems odd that you'd choose to kick it when you could shove it off.[/quote]

maybe he was doing one of those HBK "oh everythings ok, turn around and the BAM theres a boot in your face" kinda kicks[/quote]

Good old sweet chin music.....nothing gets the job done better, but what if the clerk had grabbed his leg and given him the stunner.[/quote]

OH MY GAWD!! OH MY GAWD!!!! STUNNER! STUNNERR!!!!
 
I thought this thread would be about somebody who was holding too many things at once and tried to pick up a magazine, or was otherwise really clumsy, and felt really bad about it.

Instead we have here somebody who did it on purpose, and isn't even ashamed of it.

OP, didn't anybody explain about basic human decency? Who raised you? Would they approve of this?
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='Nirvanaguy777'][quote name='punqsux'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='punqsux']counters arnt very high...only a little under 5 feet...most people should easily be able to kick that high...[/quote]

It just seems odd that you'd choose to kick it when you could shove it off.[/quote]

maybe he was doing one of those HBK "oh everythings ok, turn around and the BAM theres a boot in your face" kinda kicks[/quote]

Good old sweet chin music.....nothing gets the job done better, but what if the clerk had grabbed his leg and given him the stunner.[/quote]

OH MY GAWD!! OH MY GAWD!!!! STUNNER! STUNNERR!!!![/quote]

Settle down there Jim Ross.
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='Nirvanaguy777'][quote name='punqsux'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='punqsux']counters arnt very high...only a little under 5 feet...most people should easily be able to kick that high...[/quote]

It just seems odd that you'd choose to kick it when you could shove it off.[/quote]

maybe he was doing one of those HBK "oh everythings ok, turn around and the BAM theres a boot in your face" kinda kicks[/quote]

Good old sweet chin music.....nothing gets the job done better, but what if the clerk had grabbed his leg and given him the stunner.[/quote]

OH MY GAWD!! OH MY GAWD!!!! STUNNER! STUNNERR!!!![/quote]

*Michael Coles head explodes*
Tazz: WTF!?!?!
 
Dude, work on those anger problems.

It's not like it was an 8-bit NES Dragon Warrior 4 cartridge, after all.

No need for destruction over DW3.
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='punqsux']counters arnt very high...only a little under 5 feet...most people should easily be able to kick that high...[/quote]

It just seems odd that you'd choose to kick it when you could shove it off.[/quote]

maybe he was doing one of those HBK "oh everythings ok, turn around and the BAM theres a boot in your face" kinda kicks[/quote]

Yes but this is DenisDFat, doesn't exactly imply agility. :wink:
 
:idea: so the moral of the story is:

if someone messes with ddf, the magazine rack is gonna get it :?:

i hope you don't take offense to this, id hate to have you come to my house and kick my magazine rack over :lol:
 
Thanks for saving this thread you guys, I was rolling when I read this.

[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='Nirvanaguy777'][quote name='punqsux'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='punqsux']counters arnt very high...only a little under 5 feet...most people should easily be able to kick that high...[/quote]

It just seems odd that you'd choose to kick it when you could shove it off.[/quote]

maybe he was doing one of those HBK "oh everythings ok, turn around and the BAM theres a boot in your face" kinda kicks[/quote]

Good old sweet chin music.....nothing gets the job done better, but what if the clerk had grabbed his leg and given him the stunner.[/quote]

OH MY GAWD!! OH MY GAWD!!!! STUNNER! STUNNERR!!!![/quote]
 
Thats a nwo beat down if Id ever saw one before! Dennisdfat is my hero!

mmm just try not do ...mmm... oh know...break stuff at my house If i beat you at halo! I kinda like my dvd racks they way they are.
 
[quote name='DenisDFat']I'm pretty sure I dented up the rack so that magazines can't even fit in it any more.[/quote]

You also scarred that clerks anal tissue pretty bad....you should call him.
 
I think so. Disorderly conduct. Distruction of private property.


Damn viloent videogames! GTA needs to be pulled of eb's shelves. This game caused it I swear!
 
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:cry: thats all i could find



but who is this mysterious person that approachs the magazine rack?
 
[quote name='supermariomelee']If I can be serious for a moment, can't they press charges for that?[/quote]

If DenisDFat really did anything like that, I doubt he'd be chatting here right now....

Then again I dunno, he has the the super-ability to knock over inanimate objects and run away.
 
[quote name='moe11888']Your my hero DenisDFat.[/quote]

Hes like daredevil.........only the spandex isnt as shapely on him.
 
So I go into Eb games today, looking for some great stuff. And they have out on the shelf the stupid little boxes they have for GBC abd GBA games and I find one that really tickles my fancy. Dragon Warrior 3,m to be exact. and at a pleasant price, too. So i take it up to the counter, and attempt to purchase it. That's when the guy tries to tell me that they don't have the cartridge for the game..
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sounds like a misplaced game... it happens all the time :roll:

Also, they had told me that they did not have a player's choice title I was looking for new, and tried to sell me a used one for $3 more. .
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so a new game out of stock and he tried to help you find a substitute by selling the PO one to you. :roll:

So this was it. I just say "Screw it," and kick the magazine rack aff the side of the counter and storm out of the store, nearly removing the door from its hinges, while they yell at me to come back and pick up the magazines
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so the employee tried to help you but because of things he couldn't control so you acted like a 3 year old and made him clean it up. What a big boy!!

This thread has been label EMO at level RED. So lets just all cry... WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :-({|= :baby:
 
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