What in the ever loving

! I just canceled the myscore shit and just as I predicted it was the most PAINFUL
12 minutes of my life (that's what she said). Seriously, though, they tried to throw everything at me. Free movie tickets, roadside assistance and a $25 stipend to the restaurant of my choice? "Are you married, sir?" lolololWAT. "You could use this to take your lovely wife out on date nights and only have to pay for the tip." I asked her what the

that had to do with credit monitoring and said that I wasn't married. She then asks if I planned to propose anytime soon and this could help in my efforts. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh. "Sir, we're basically paying you to monitor your credit". After all of that, this relentless woman proceeds to then apply like a 99% discount making it $3.49/mo. I say 'no, thank you' once again. Then I get the technical rundown about how my credit affects my life and identity fraud is running rampant. Still asked for the cancellation. *awkward silence*. She complies. Gave her a 9 on the survey out of guilt.