GGT 335: Polygon can't handle Bayonetta's hawtness...but we sure can!

[The Crotch]

Ike is amazing.

If new Ike is not hot garbage then that's pretty cool by me though I'm still salty that his neutral B isn't the ranged attack he gets in Fire Emblem.

Is Samus anything other than crap in the 3DS version as well?

 

[ActionKazimer]

I actually think this is the best Samus since Melee.

Honestly, they more or less copy and pasted Ike from Brawl (which was all I wanted anyway.) Recovery is still his shitty spot. Has some cool custom moves too.

 

[Beatles93]

Why does Bayonetta 2 have to be so short, it was like at least 3 hours shorter story wise than the first.

I still really enjoyed it and will go back to it, so much fun. That ending was awesome as well.

 

[Indignate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EDQaHf8cT8

 

[CaptainJoel]

Why does Bayonetta 2 have to be so short, it was like at least 3 hours shorter story wise than the first.

I still really enjoyed it and will go back to it, so much fun. That ending was awesome as well.

Whaaat? I'm actually really disappointed by that. Awwww....

I played some more Marvel Heroes tonight. I got another costume drop, surprisingly. I now have all of the costumes for DareDevil thanks to that.

 

[MSUHitman]

Someone at XBox goofed & put the 360 port of San Andreas up for $3.74 instead of $15.

 

[The Crotch]

Pictured: Our Boy

 

[GUNNM]

Someone at XBox goofed & put the 360 port of San Andreas up for $3.74 instead of $15.

was gonna buy it but meh

 

[Beatles93]

It's so quiet in here

 

[whoknows]

It's quiet...too quiet.

 

[GUNNM]

Fox do a barrel roll!

 

[Beatles93]

Why aren't we talking about the quality of amiibo now versus when Nintendo showed them at E3?

Spoiler

 

[whoknows]

Wii Fit Trainer is the only good one

 

[GUNNM]

They do they that all the time those originally shown are hand painted

 

[GUNNM]

Where's the mega man one best for last I guess?

 

[Beatles93]

Wii Fit Trainer is the only good one

She has a clear thing now supporting her leg, she didn't when they showed them at E3

 

[whoknows]

She has a clear thing now supporting her leg, she didn't when they showed them at E3

Kids break everything.

 

[Beatles93]

Kids break everything.

Can they release a kid version and an adult version..... wait..... thought about that for a second....

 

[Indignate]

My xbox live expires next month.

oh noooOoooooooOooooooooOoooooooo scary

ghoooooooooooooost

trick or treat

as-salamu alaykum

 

[GUNNM]

Support Microsoft

 

[whoknows]

I do. I have a Windows Phone.

 

[Beatles93]

My xbox live expires next month.

oh noooOoooooooOooooooooOoooooooo scary

ghoooooooooooooost

trick or treat

as-salamu alaykum

Better buy more months so you can play with all the ggt members who dont have the money to buy a gaming pc or pants.

 

[Indignate]

But your sisters aren't GGT members.

 

[Beatles93]

But your sisters aren't GGT members.

How do you know that?

 

[Indignate]

Because you're trying to keep us apart.

 

[Beatles93]

Because you're trying to keep us apart.

You are the one that's miles away, put some effort in.

 

[phantomphoenix]

Why aren't we talking about the quality of amiibo now versus when Nintendo showed them at E3?

Spoiler

Why isn't there a black void under Peach's dress?

as-salamu alaykum

Arkham Asylum.

 

[MoCiWe]

Why isn't there a black void under Peach's dress?

Because she doesn't have the galaxy inside of her dress like Rosalina.

 

[Indignate]

Because she doesn't have the galaxy inside of her dress like Rosalina.

That's so hawt.

 

[phantomphoenix]

Because she doesn't have the galaxy inside of her dress like Rosalina.

I wonder how they will do a Rosalina amiibo with this in mind. Maybe [customspoiler=this...]

[/customspoiler]

 

[phantomphoenix]

 

[phantomphoenix]

What would happen if Rosalina were to turn her dress inside out?

 

[Indignate]

something something penis something something black hole

 

[MoCiWe]

I wonder how they will do a Rosalina amiibo with this in mind. Maybe [customspoiler=this...]

[/customspoiler]

I'm going to ahead and say that I doubt this is the case, but I suppose there is a chance of it happening

What would happen if Rosalina were to turn her dress inside out?

That's a deep question man, would the galaxy be free? Or is there another dress that's already covering this dress covered galaxy?

 

[dudebro]

so hawt

 

[ActionKazimer]

I am a beatle sister.

 

[CaptainJoel]

I have work in an hour, blech.

Indigdawg, I need your help! I am crippled with indecision! I have 375 Gs left and I want a costume for either Nightcrawler, Jean Grey, or Colossus, would you please pick one for me? Besides base costumes, I have Colossus' Acolyte costume and Jean Grey's Marvel Now costume. I was thinking about Colossus' Phoenix Five, but idk.

 

[Krymner]

in Polygon. Bitch about Bayonetta 2 being too sexualized and gave it a crap review. But they give Sunset Overdrive a 9 and never once mention penis-shaped shotguns. I guess Bayonetta 2 just didn't have enough dicks.

 

[whoknows]

in Polygon. Bitch about Bayonetta 2 being too sexualized and gave it a crap review. But they give Sunset Overdrive a 9 and never once mention penis-shaped shotguns. I guess Bayonetta 2 just didn't have enough dicks.

Bayonetta is too strong and independant for Polygon.

 

[GUNNM]

Dick guns are awesome

 

[MoCiWe]

Dick guns are awesome

It was funny in Dead Rising and I'm sure it'll still be funny here.

 

[The Crotch]

in Polygon. Bitch about Bayonetta 2 being too sexualized and gave it a crap review. But they give Sunset Overdrive a 9 and never once mention penis-shaped shotguns. I guess Bayonetta 2 just didn't have enough dicks.

Eight point eiiiiiiiight.

 

[Indignate]

I have work in an hour, blech.

Indigdawg, I need your help! I am crippled with indecision! I have 375 Gs left and I want a costume for either Nightcrawler, Jean Grey, or Colossus, would you please pick one for me? Besides base costumes, I have Colossus' Acolyte costume and Jean Grey's Marvel Now costume. I was thinking about Colossus' Phoenix Five, but idk.

Get a Squirrel Girl costume.

Or get one for Nightcrawler since you don't have one for him I guess?

 

[Indignate]

in Polygon. Bitch about Bayonetta 2 being too sexualized and gave it a crap review. But they give Sunset Overdrive a 9 and never once mention penis-shaped shotguns. I guess Bayonetta 2 just didn't have enough dicks.

A penis isn't scary. Everything is penis shaped these days have you seen the last airbender movie?

And it's not like they force you to use said shotgun like they force you to watch every crotch shot in Bayonetta and her hair and glasses.

 

[Beatles93]

A penis isn't scary. Everything is penis shaped these days have you seen the last airbender movie?

And it's not like they force you to use said shotgun like they force you to watch every crotch shot in Bayonetta and her hair and glasses.

You can close your eyes when scenes come up in bayonetta?

Again my point about violence being worse than nudity blah blah blah....

 

[The Crotch]

Shut up because this is more interesting than whatever you're talking about.

 

[Indignate]

I already saw and beat that but I haven't seen Bayonetta or this penis shotgun yet and beat it to those things.

 

[whoknows]

Shut up because this is more interesting than whatever you're talking about.

We console owners have already played that.

 

[Beatles93]

I already saw and beat that but I haven't seen Bayonetta or this penis shotgun yet and beat it to those things.

Beat it?



Edit: link didn't work so had to fix, indignate posted before i fixed it

But he's correct i'm a child

 

[Indignate]

It was a very popular song you wouldn't know since you're like 10.