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pharmacrest said:
Yeah, no teeth = no dice.
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so im getting really annoying posting in here so much today, but im trying to grab a code or chill in here drinking coffee with kids... but

we went to this couple's house and i had an extra girl with me and so we were hanging out and she goes in the back with the guy (who sells stuff) and then came back in the room again. I don't touch the extra girl cuz i know her too well, but she probly gave the guy an bj in the backroom and the guy was giving her free lines etc. so then we chill some more and then the extra girl pulls out her teeth and sets them on the table and just continues the conversation. the guy almost puked and was like fuck no and ran off. we left soon after. that's why you don't hook up with girls immediately after meeting them. i know it sounds ironic for me saying that, but i at least have their names/address/id proof before i do anything, lol. i mean, nowadays. but yeah. ewwww. but she is nice.

ok no more story time i have things i need to do and im just blahblahblah on here today

 
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Thats funny Velo, when we went to lunch Friday one of the guys showed us a video of a chick without teeth (she took out her dentures and the guy held them, which is even more disturbing) blowing some dude.  She was absolutely disgusting, but we all agreed a BJ without teeth would probably be the way to go.  If you could find a hot chick without teeth...gotta be some good suction going on there.

 
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pharmacrest said:
Thats funny Velo, when we went to lunch Friday one of the guys showed us a video of a chick without teeth (she took out her dentures and the guy held them, which is even more disturbing) blowing some dude. She was absolutely disgusting, but we all agreed a BJ without teeth would probably be the way to go. If you could find a hot chick without teeth...gotta be some good suction going on there.
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nah, all the suction comes from the lips and the lung function. You want a distance runner who used to play the trombone.
 
Whats gross is when you have to use a public restroom and somebody leaves a Mohawk on the toilet seat. Mohawks are cool but not on toilet seats.
 
this is pretty awesome

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I going to go soda free starting today for as long as I can. I love Dr. Pepper but my stomach hasn't been feeling great over the last month. I have hardly any appetite over the month. I see the doctor at the end of the month and I'm going to see what test can be done to figure out my issue. Keeping the PMA but damn this shit is annoying. Looks like my main drink now is water. Endergeek leaves the thread and now I'm having stomach problems.

Ender didn't practice voodoo did he?
 
I especially like that 'bun duster' is the same as a 'cake eater' which is the same as a 'crumb gobbler'. Who knew there were so many ways to say 'a slightly sissy tea hound'!
 
pharmacrest said:
Mild, I would like to know what you were doing in order the find this Flapper guide to the insane?
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Masturbating to 1920s flapper porn under my desk. Duh.

Fun fact: once while camping with the boy scouts we discovered a hidden cache of 1940s skin mags in an abandoned cabin. one of my boy scout compatriots was later heard bragging "this one girl had a pussy as big as a turtle!" which to this day I can't quite figure out what he thought 'the pussy' was.
 
MildObstruction said:
Fun fact: once while camping with the boy scouts we discovered a hidden cache of 1940s skin mags in an abandoned cabin. one of my boy scout compatriots was later heard bragging "this one girl had a pussy as big as a turtle!" which to this day I can't quite figure out what he thought 'the pussy' was.
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And this is why I asked. You are welcome thread.

 
pharmacrest said:
And this is why I asked. You are welcome thread.
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To keep with the theme, here's another fun fact: when I was probably 12 or 13 my friend and I would basically draw our own nudie mags. Well, we drew pictures of naked ladies for fun and threw them in my closet. Ironically given the last story, this was actually what we started doing after we stopped drawing our own teenage mutant ninja turtle comics as a grade school pasttime. Isn't life weird.

It got really weird when my mom found them. I think she was torn between severe embarrassment and wanting very badly to correct my poor rendition of the female form.
 
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Gator and I are streaming Ultratron and (hopefully) Nom Nom Galaxy tonight. We say hopefully because the codes are only being activated today, so hopefully they're ready to go by stream time.

Will start around 8pm ET i'd guess, maybe a bit earlier.

 
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tylerh1701 said:
Gator and I are streaming Ultratron and (hopefully) Nom Nom Galaxy tonight. We say hopefully because the codes are only being activated today, so hopefully they're ready to go by stream time.

Will start around 9pm ET i'd guess, maybe a bit earlier.
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Cool, I havent watched any streams in a while so I will hopefully check this out.

 
Fun fact:  My buddy's house was by a Frito-Lay distribution center.  Sometimes at night we would go dumpster diving at the place to get all the chips that they had to throw out because they were just one day past expiration because free chips.  We'd often find nudie magazines sitting there with the chips.  Good times.

 
pharmacrest said:
Cool, I havent watched any streams in a while so I will hopefully check this out.
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Thanks, note that I changed the start time to 8pm ET because i hadn't confirmed with gator yet. But i'm sure we'll still be going at 9pm ET and later.

I'll just post here when we go live like I always do.

 
tylerh1701 said:
Um you can say whatever the fuck you want. I'm sure gator won't like it, but I making tonight's stream moose knuckle appreciation night!
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Alright, I get to bring my moose! I am excited now. He never gets to travel with me.

No, I have not been drinking yet. But I will be partaking tonight for sure.

 
pharmacrest said:
Yeah, except that they have probably gone corporate now (free codes!) and cant curse or say stupid shit anymore, so its going to be boooring.
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Well known fact that if I am talking I will be cursing. We do not claim it is a family friendly stream for a reason.

I was skeptical about Nom Nom, but since they gave us a few codes because it works best in MP I checked out a couple of videos. It looks like it will be a blast to play, and I hope you guys find it as interesting as I did when checking out those videos. I thought the one that was on the PS Blog did not really make the game look fun at all, so hopefully you guys are interested in seeing the actual game being played while listening to Tyler and I act like idiots.

 
MildObstruction said:
hey where the fuck is endergeek??? I forgot about all that. Did we piss him off or did he retire like top?
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Speaking of people who up and disappeared, I saw backlog overload on psn on Friday. He told me to tell everyone hi. He said he's been doing good, he just hasn't had a lot of time for video game stuff.

 
I saw Ender was on PSN the other day and messaged him and he didn't respond so I assume that means to tell you all that he hates all of you and his life has been nothing but perfect since leaving this asinine thread!

Man, what a jerk!

 
tylerh1701 said:
I saw Ender was on PSN the other day and messaged him and he didn't respond so I assume that means to tell you all that he hates all of you and his life has been nothing but perfect since leaving this asinine thread!

Man, what a jerk!
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Or it could mean that the PS4 messaging is still just as fubar as ever.

 
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