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We fixed cag?

You first.Wouldn't the world be a better place if we all cut our dicks off? Guys?
I can say what I want, because he saw my gf naked...I bet she'd be so proud to know that.I await the "super chill" reaction to this because someone will be too high to understand you're joking.
But then what are we supposed to do about it with all of our dicks cut off?Wouldn't the world be a better place if we all saw each other's gf's naked? Guys?
Wouldn't the world be a better place if we all saw each other's gf's naked? Guys?
You first.
It's either/or. If you don't cut your dick off you have to share a nudie pic of your gf. Simple!But then what are we supposed to do about it with all of our dicks cut off?
Yeah. Me and Munky and Stotch and Gator are already starting. We'll add you in when you're online.Anyone rocket league-ing tonight? Say 9ish (EST)?
Probably good you said gfs not wives. PSNOT would have become the official CAG divorce thread.Wouldn't the world be a better place if we all saw each other's gf's naked? Guys?
This is actually good general advice.Jesus zimm don't like those posts by mild! Dammit
It's overrated.I mean, I don't have sex a lot and it's probably not very freaky or hot. And I know I'm setting myself up on this one.
But does anyone else think that sex is overrated? I mean, yeah it's great. But so are a lot of other awesome things in this world.
Sometimes I wish Wi-Fi didn't suck the life out of the Vita's battery life so I could (probably) top the friends leaderboard on pretty much every level.I have officially topped the friends leaderboard on Vita GW3 Adventure level #34 with the 46th best global score.
#suckItNerds
You didn't even mention me? WE PLAYED DRAGON'S CROWN FOR LIKE AN HOUR TOGETHER THAT ONE TIME.The only cliques I see are tyler/stotch/gator/topside and everyone else. I guess munky is on the tyler side now cuz I posted too often today for his liking, lol. I'm bad at keeping track, but im pretty sure everyone else in this thread is cool as. Wren is awesome, him and I just poke fun at each other sometimes. I love the chill dudes like fatality, mild, bums, zimm and diamond. I love the awesome trophy guys like cro and simmias and vig. I love dudes like therm and rpg even. Im all peace and love til someone calls my loved ones ugly, lol. and i put them on ignore a month ago so its all good.
I posted a picture of myself standing next to a bear and I can't even get a mention from Mild.here imma help everyone out
- pharm - getting divorced, pretty awesome drunk poster, kid is a hassle, your/you're/blah blah
- zimm - also getting divorced, for some inexplicable reason won't buy a ps4. also works for target/cartwheel which is awesome because I love target.
- stotch - thread troll and revels in it. also heavy but I think he ditched some weight a while back. whores out IA with no shame constantly.
- tyler - cheap. single. loves penis but in denial. hasn't paid for a game in years because of all his sweet IA hookups thanks exclusively to our clicks.
- vig - apparently bases his opinions on review scores but I never got that one. hordes of flipping credit and his hands shake like he has an illness after an intense gaming moment.
- cro - so good at video games he can use virtually any appendage to accomplish feats none of us can dream of. and it's soooo easy.
- chewy - old; pinball wizard
- me - blathering idiot who swears too much and steals other people's jokes with reckless abandon. also failed three times at getting hired by bugles. wannabe trophy slut but fails at that too. incredibly handsome.
- top - anger issues (YOU GO PLAY BIOSHOCK ASSHOLE), something about a dishwasher. part of the kickass early morning wake up crew! yeah!
- pancakes - constantly lies about streaming and can't play anything for more than 5 minutes.
- madchemist - so far nothing, but the day will come
- cleaner - chick magnet
- bums - has an unending love affair with mary and just terrible taste in music
- crazy - probably has a pretty tawdry personal life but we've only gotten hints
- gator - trophy addict. sleeps on a pillow made of gold from all of the IA referral money he gets from cag. pretends to know a lot about beer but is probably just really good at using Bing(tm).
- jay - loves ridiculous shoes and hoodies that are hilariously overpriced. I miss the power rankings. thread troll junior. rip
I could probably keep going but I need to get to work. start there.
stop taking this shit so seriously. srsly.
How would I know? I play with the Wi-Fi off.Zimm and Vig did you get #1 in the world on a level yet?
Didnt think so. suck it.
I definitely don't have #1 on anything. Maybe on that level I farmed geoms on.Zimm and Vig did you get #1 in the world on a level yet?
Didnt think so. suck it.
WAIT WHAT WHENI posted a picture of myself standing next to a bear and I can't even get a mention from Mild.
That's it, I'm driving off a cliff.
If you get a score offline, it'll still show up on the leaderboard if you go online later to check the boards out.Sometimes I wish Wi-Fi didn't suck the life out of the Vita's battery life so I could (probably) top the friends leaderboard on pretty much every level.
This.The hell even happened in this thread today...
Nothing was happening between 0150 and your pity bump, then shit got real.Pity bump
Post a picture of that too, please.I posted a picture of myself standing next to a bear and I can't even get a mention from Mild.
That's it, I'm driving off a cliff.
Thanks for the chance to relieve my drunken horny New Year's Eve posts.
I'm friends with 95% of this thread. I didn't list everyone in here, lol. If you don't hate me, then consider us friendsYou didn't even mention me? WE PLAYED DRAGON'S CROWN FOR LIKE AN HOUR TOGETHER THAT ONE TIME.
You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you.I'm friends with 95% of this thread. I didn't list everyone in here, lol. If you don't hate me, then consider us friends
I will never forget that hour of Dragon's Crown with you