Those who missed Bloody Boobs night missed a game that will go into Bro History with King Arthur's Gold and Masked Shooters 2. No one expected it to be good, of course, but it was bad in really unexpected and innovative ways:
-- The controls are listed on a splash screen when you start the game and can't be referenced again
-- It is nearly impossible to see anything without messing with the settings. Every round you need to turn off the filters, etc again. Your choices are either a grainy, incomprehensible mess or else bright mall lighting.
-- Sometimes you enter a game and just can't move
-- The bad guy, Gazool (or Gazoul; the devs spell it both ways), steers like an ocean liner. Or like a large airplane. He literally banks in large comical arcs when trying to turn
-- The "procedurally generated maps" generate, in fact, one map.
-- The server function was a hot mess in ways not worth explaining
Then you had technical issues like needing to force Vsync in your GPU settings to avoid crashing and a hole in the map I fell through. Some people left almost immediately in disgust. Some stayed and enjoyed the train wreck. Some just listened on Discord. It was perhaps a record attendance for a Bro Night, probably because they didn't want Bah to stick them with the MysterD Rocket League Seal of Shame. We will almost certainly never play it again.