Recent content by BakaHoushi

I think that may have been a little... excessive... But all the same, he got what he had coming to him.

I've never seen Vandread, but he just looks so darn cool, I give him an 8.9153453/10.

Me, whenever ANYTHING drops, my initial reaction is to say... "I MEANT to do that!"

Well, Seanky, Miroku is the only COOL pervert ever. No, wait, I take that back. Lupin is awesome, too. But still, he's Miroku. And as for you... 5/10. Sorry. I can't give higher than that on the technicality that I can't stand South Park. Bleah. No offense, though. Just a personal preference.

Antidisestablishmentarianism!

Hmmm... with the sheer amount of blinking and dull colors, all cauing me to have seizures, I rate this... a troll riding a hotdog. Actually, I give it a 6.66/10. (That's also just a joke. 7/10)

It's happened a lot, but the most recent was at Sneaky's house. I was playing a friend of his in his room in Dead or alive 3. It was our first time playing the game. We played Tag match and I chose Jan Lee. He is easily the cheapest character I've ever seen. I just randomly tapped a few buttons...

I as in Ikuraga

A better question would be what slang terms I DON'T hate. Slang is butchering the English language! What the hell did English EVER do to you?! WHY DO YOU TRY TO KILL HER?! SHE'S INNOCENT! LEAVE HER ALONE! ...Sorry. But in case you can't tell, I REALLY hate slang. Mostly, I hate slang that is...

I coulda sworn the title was previously named "Rise of the Empire," which would have sounded a lot better. Anyhoo, being the optimist that I am, I'm sure episode 3 will somehow manage to suck worse than episodes 1 and 2, somehow further defiling the Star Wars name. Hey, Lucas! It's not aout the...

Every time I think humans can't get any dumber, they go and pull a ::insert politician name here::.

Hey, let's not start with the "anyone who says he doesn't want sex now is just some pathetic virgin who can't get any" crap. Believe it or not, there ARE people out there who just don't WANT sex for many reasons... NOT ALL OF WHICH ARE RELIGIOUS. Like say, me. I don't want sex currently and I'm...

First kiss turns into sex jokes. High School memories turns into sex rants. "Turning back the clock" turns into sex jokes/rants. And I'm pretty sure "Bush is an ass and Kerry is a bag of douche" turned into sex rants, jokes, and a rant on sex jokes. Seriously, for someone like me, who is only...

Well, ignoring the blatant prejudice and flame war about to erupt... I lost it three weeks before Nixon was re-elected preisdent, thanks to his gracious robot vote. I had hit up the ale a little too much with Scruffy and woke up next to this blue, naked, Fornicon. I didn't remember it all. In...

::coughs:: Well, we're not Italian, we just have a rather Italian method of greeting people. At the same time, however, I do know not everyone is comfortable with this, so, it's not really something I tend to do on the first meeting. I prefer to shake hands and hug someone at first and if I...