First Kiss?

[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Still waiting for Ms. Right.[/quote]
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.
 
[quote name='Tom'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Still waiting for Ms. Right.[/quote]
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.[/quote]

Burn.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson'][quote name='Tom'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Still waiting for Ms. Right.[/quote]
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.[/quote]

Burn.[/quote]
Double Burn.
 
[quote name='Tom'][quote name='Mr. Anderson'][quote name='Tom'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Still waiting for Ms. Right.[/quote]
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.[/quote]

Burn.[/quote]
Double Burn.[/quote]Whatever burn comes next. :?
 
[quote name='skittlez jr.'][quote name='Tom'][quote name='Mr. Anderson'][quote name='Tom'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Still waiting for Ms. Right.[/quote]
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.[/quote]

Burn.[/quote]
Double Burn.[/quote]Whatever burn comes next. :?[/quote]
I believe that is the ultra-mega-mega burn
 
My first kiss was when i was 17, I and my first girlfriend were on the couch with my head on her lap and her sitting up, when she is lookin at me and pulls me up to her for an upside down kiss, it was a pretty good one. She ended up being a bitch though.

I have a much better girlfriend now, and she hates the tongue as much as I do.. Im not a fan of that when making out.. She likes the hard pressure on the lips kisses and kisses all over her neck and stomach.. damn am I glad we're spending tomorrow together..
 
Waiting my ass.

"I decided today I need a girlfriend, or at least a female friend. I really am shy, but when I get to know someone, I can really open to them. I have never experienced what it is like to have a girlfriend. I have been in love a few times before but was too scared to talk to the girls. So here it goes. If any girls use the blurty site and live in the buffalo area, please email me at [email protected] or AIM me at Nekrotik_Karnage.

I am a 19 year old male. Non smoker, Straight-edge, non drinker. I am a little on the heavy side but that shouldn't really matter right? I work at utilityaccounts on delaware doing data entry. I am actually a very funny person with a great sense of humor. I can be a bit arrogant at times, but who isn't.

I am looking for a

18 - 23 year old female. Any race or ethnicity is okay. I prefer a non smoker. Light/social drinker is okay, but I prefer non drinker. I actually prefer a straight-edge female (No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no casual sex). I would love it if she was into some my interests, like Video Games, Lord of the Rings, etc. Basically I need a girl who can kick my ass in Halo, and then lay down with me and watch a 4 hr movie (Lord of the Rings Extended Cut). And when I say that, I mean someone who doesn't just watch it because Orlando Bloom (Legolas) is hot. I mean someone that can actually understand the movie and talk about it in a intelligent way, because LOTR is a classic, both film and literature (Yes I own the books, and read the books multiple times, and fully understand the story). Basically I am looking for a Geeky straight edge girl. Looks are unimportant to me."
 
[quote name='ex0']Waiting my ass.

"I decided today I need a girlfriend, or at least a female friend. I really am shy, but when I get to know someone, I can really open to them. I have never experienced what it is like to have a girlfriend. I have been in love a few times before but was too scared to talk to the girls. So here it goes. If any girls use the blurty site and live in the buffalo area, please email me at [email protected] or AIM me at Nekrotik_Karnage.

I am a 19 year old male. Non smoker, Straight-edge, non drinker. I am a little on the heavy side but that shouldn't really matter right? I work at utilityaccounts on delaware doing data entry. I am actually a very funny person with a great sense of humor. I can be a bit arrogant at times, but who isn't.

I am looking for a

18 - 23 year old female. Any race or ethnicity is okay. I prefer a non smoker. Light/social drinker is okay, but I prefer non drinker. I actually prefer a straight-edge female (No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no casual sex). I would love it if she was into some my interests, like Video Games, Lord of the Rings, etc. Basically I need a girl who can kick my ass in Halo, and then lay down with me and watch a 4 hr movie (Lord of the Rings Extended Cut). And when I say that, I mean someone who doesn't just watch it because Orlando Bloom (Legolas) is hot. I mean someone that can actually understand the movie and talk about it in a intelligent way, because LOTR is a classic, both film and literature (Yes I own the books, and read the books multiple times, and fully understand the story). Basically I am looking for a Geeky straight edge girl. Looks are unimportant to me."[/quote]

Join the club, bro.
 
I'm looking for a girl, ages 17-19, thin and sexy, big boobs and a tight ass who doesn't have to share any of my hobbies at all but will not complain about them have frequent sex with me . PM me!
 
first kiss feels like it was in another lifetime...back in 98 i think...fun summer full of weird times and the corruption of my morals...i went out with a girl i worked with for that summer and we went all sorts of interesting places all nite on the weekends...i had just turned 17 and lived in florida...anyway...we went out on our first date and she drove...i don't even remember where we went...i just remember that she walked with me back to the gate of the townhouse i lived in and we were saying goodnite...i went to open the gate door and she was like aren't you gonna kiss me...so we made out there...lame story i guess...there are much better ones from my experiences with her, but can't talk about them here...those were fun days though
 
haha half these pages are just burnage .. good laugh

but errr my first real kiss was in freshmen year with my ex with a juicyfruit in my mouth.. now that i come to think of it.. i wonder how the gum not be swallowed or something O,o
 
When i was 17, at a rave....

Anyways i went with a group of people and one of the people was a japanese foriegn exchange student, we took some stuff and she was all over me, she stole my first (french) kiss and i stole hers.

Anyways,
The first real 'not under the influence' french kiss came a few days later.
 
Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::

Edit: I dshould add, though, that my family has a very Italian style of showing affection. We can meet someone new and kiss them on cheek, regardless of age, gender, etc. It's probably a part of our Latvian heritage or something. So, while I may actually KISS people more often than I've said above, I did not count it since there kisses are not under the implied context (which is redundant because context is always implied).
 
[quote name='BakaHoushi']Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::

Edit: I dshould add, though, that my family has a very Italian style of showing affection. We can meet someone new and kiss them on cheek, regardless of age, gender, etc. It's probably a part of our Latvian heritage or something. So, while I may actually KISS people more often than I've said above, I did not count it since there kisses are not under the implied context (which is redundant because context is always implied).[/quote]

Hey, whatever floats your boat.
 
[quote name='BakaHoushi']Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::[/quote]

::Joins in applying armor::

I feel the exact same way. There no rush, there is all the time in the world, enough time to plan, enough time to make the first special, to make the first count.

BIG edit.
 
[quote name='BakaHoushi']Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::

Edit: I dshould add, though, that my family has a very Italian style of showing affection. We can meet someone new and kiss them on cheek, regardless of age, gender, etc. It's probably a part of our Latvian heritage or something. So, while I may actually KISS people more often than I've said above, I did not count it since there kisses are not under the implied context (which is redundant because context is always implied).[/quote]

well as long as your happy.........i guess..............weird kinda italian affection though..........people might get the wrong impression :twisted:
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']well as long as your happy.........i guess..............weird kinda italian affection though..........people might get the wrong impression :twisted:[/quote]

::coughs:: Well, we're not Italian, we just have a rather Italian method of greeting people. At the same time, however, I do know not everyone is comfortable with this, so, it's not really something I tend to do on the first meeting. I prefer to shake hands and hug someone at first and if I think they're the kind of person who doesn't think kissing is purely for their lover (For example, I'm meeting a girl from Spain soon. In Spain, well, they pretty much do the same thing. Hugs and kisses are a common greeting. So, I should be able to just give her a kiss on the cheek with no problem [add in to the fact that I've spoken to her online for 2-3 years...] Whereas I know a boy who doesn't even hug his father. They shake hands. Though that sounds disturbing... especially considering the kid is an over opinionated nazi.).

...What was I talking about? Oh yes. Good news, every--

No, wait, kissing, yes. Well, in other words, I just like to guage a person and see how well they'd respond to it. Unlike my father. But he's the most socialble man I've ever met in my life. Odd considering I'm one of the least socialble people he's ever met.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin'][quote name='BakaHoushi']Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::[/quote]

::Joins in applying armor::

I feel the exact same way. There no rush, there is all the time in the world, enough time to plan, enough time to make the first special, to make the first cunt.[/quote]

Best. Typo. Ever.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson'][quote name='SneakyPenguin'][quote name='BakaHoushi']Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::[/quote]

::Joins in applying armor::

I feel the exact same way. There no rush, there is all the time in the world, enough time to plan, enough time to make the first special, to make the first cunt.[/quote]

Best. Typo. Ever.[/quote]

Hooooley shiite, I do believe you are right. Oops.
 
My first was really awkward. It was my sophomore year and I had just gone on a first date with this girl. She had flirted really heavily at school, but was dead during the whole date. So I drive her back to her house and say goodnight and figure that a kiss is out of the question since the date went pretty badly. So anyway she just stands there, and all I can think is, "fuck. She expects me to kiss her." We stand their awkwardly for about 5 minutes, having the most awkward conversation known to mankind. Finally, I just say, "What the hell" and go in for the kiss. It was quite the good kiss, lasting about 25 minutes.
 
[quote name='cag1000']i had sex before i ever kissed a girl at age 11
then i kissed at age 12 first time[/quote]

I hope that's a joke.
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']I too hope he is joking tyecko...if he is not...well then thats just sad...Could you even get it up?...[/quote]

If he could, it really wouldn't make a difference.
 
Man all the burnage in this thread reminds me of the time in ATHF when Meatwad was playing that insult video game. "Triple Burn... You're the insult master." Good episode.
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']A big fat girl tried to kiss me in a car once, I puished her away. Also I had a semi attractive girl lick my arm once. I got wood off it. I was a full 2 inches.[/quote]

So a big fat girl tried to kiss a big fat racist jackass shriveled dick pedophile? Sounds like a perfect match. Why'd you push her away?...
 
[quote name='tyecko'][quote name='cag1000']not a joke[/quote]

How would you even know how to do it. And why would the girl be willing to.[/quote]

He would probably know how to do it, we had sex ed in 5th grade.
 
[quote name='LoganDX'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']A big fat girl tried to kiss me in a car once, I puished her away. Also I had a semi attractive girl lick my arm once. I got wood off it. I was a full 2 inches.[/quote]

So a big fat girl tried to kiss a big fat racist jackass shriveled dick pedophile? Sounds like a perfect match. Why'd you push her away?...[/quote]

That description never fit me...
 
when i was about 14-15, i had 2 girls (best friends), 1 holding my arms behind my back while i had a sweatshirt wrapped around my eyes, and had the other one kiss me.

in retrospect, that was really nice of them...
 
Actually now I can remember, when I was about 5 years old this girl named zara, :lol: , came up at a school picnick and kissed me out of the blue.
 
If you REALLY want to get technical, I did have one Girlfriend in my life. When I was like 6 or 7, there was a girl named Jessica I think her name was. She was my next door neighbor, and we used to play together. However she moved away and I never saw her again. I doubt if she will even remember me today.
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']The term "troll" doesn't fit me anymore, so beat it.[/quote]

Beat it to what? Little teenagers? Thats you, sorry.

burned
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']The term "troll" doesn't fit me anymore, so beat it.[/quote]

Sure it doesn't, so now you can turn it on and off in a snap? ONce a troll, always a troll. To me you still are a racist troll.
 
What I don't understand is nobody believes me about what I say about my parents, but I make a dumb joke about whacking it to deadzone's ugly ass pic, and you are all over that like yesterday's dinner.
 
Because you're a whiny little man-child.
Considering what you've put in your blog and the way you've posted, I'm begining to believe that many of your problems are self-inflicted, and that while your parents are not perfect, they are still doing things in your best interest.

You think they're taking your money... they're providing for your room/board/medical, etc.
I'm begining to think your less and less the victim, and more and more the selfish child who can't see beyond his own short term needs.
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']What I don't understand is nobody believes me about what I say about my parents, but I make a dumb joke about whacking it to deadzone's ugly ass pic, and you are all over that like yesterday's dinner.[/quote]


"Whacking" it to DZ's picture in most/all states could make you a pedophiliac not to mention your story about your parents is too unbelievable, your obviously not telling us something, not to mention you are above the legal age of adulthood so you could just move out when you please.
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']What I don't understand is nobody believes me about what I say about my parents, but I make a dumb joke about whacking it to deadzone's ugly ass pic, and you are all over that like yesterday's dinner.[/quote]

Hahaha. Look buddy, you're entitled to think whatever the hell you want about my looks, because I don't fucking care what you have to say. You're no charmer yourself. For all we know, you've expressed yourself as a pathetic and sad loser, a mentally retarded piece of scum not worthy to live yet your parents think that you are deserving to post a thread about all your grievances just for living in their house and letting them take care of your fat ass and baby you to no end. You're probably not mature enough to realize that they are the ones taking care of you. Many people suggested you move out but you just completely ignore them. Stop your bitching, moaning and whining and if you're gonna claim not to be a troll anymore, DO IT. But you've already scarred the site with your infectious and putrid presence so probably many of us prefer you just leave. It probably isn't the first time you've been asked either.
Besides, I'd be surprised if he can even get that thing up.

Alright, now if you want this thread locked so bad then fine.
 
You know, just because you make yourself look like an ass is not a proper reason for a thread to be locked. Every thread you ever take part in would eventually have to be locked if that were the case.
 
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