First Kiss?

He, was 5'4, 320 pounds and smelled of garl.... I mean I did it with the spice girls and the first time I kissed it was a Ginger and Baby sandwhich (mwahahaha evil mcpunnerson). It tasted like old buffalo wings.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']What I don't understand is nobody believes me about what I say about my parents, but I make a dumb joke about whacking it to deadzone's ugly ass pic, and you are all over that like yesterday's dinner.[/quote]

Hahaha. Look buddy, you're entitled to think whatever the hell you want about my looks, because I don't shaq-fuing care what you have to say. You're no charmer yourself. For all we know, you've expressed yourself as a pathetic and sad loser, a mentally retarded piece of scum not worthy to live yet your parents think that you are deserving to post a thread about all your grievances just for living in their house and letting them take care of your fat ass and baby you to no end. You're probably not mature enough to realize that they are the ones taking care of you. Many people suggested you move out but you just completely ignore them. Stop your bitching, moaning and whining and if you're gonna claim not to be a troll anymore, DO IT. But you've already scarred the site with your infectious and putrid presence so probably many of us prefer you just leave. It probably isn't the first time you've been asked either.
Besides, I'd be surprised if he can even get that thing up.

Alright, now if you want this thread locked so bad then fine.[/quote]

In light of everything, BURNED.
 
You were the first to mention locking it frodo...you cant second yourself...dumbass...anyways...If deadzone lived around me Id hook up with her...I dont know what your talkin about but shes pretty hot IMO...and no im not a 25 year old pediphile (sp)...I am 16...so she would be fair game...that wasnt meant to seem like I was reducing you to meat...Just meaning to say yo hot
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']You were the first to mention locking it frodo...you cant second yourself...dumbass...anyways...If deadzone lived around me Id hook up with her...I dont know what your talkin about but shes pretty hot IMO...and no im not a 25 year old pediphile (sp)...I am 16...so she would be fair game...that wasnt meant to seem like I was reducing you to meat...Just meaning to say yo hot[/quote]

Hehehe, this is funny, as people still don't know. DZ is taken.....by me. Yea, so I REALLY want to kill Frodo right now, but that's life.

And this is not his thread to lock, it's Anderson's. he's just delusional now.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin'][quote name='karmapolice620']You were the first to mention locking it frodo...you cant second yourself...dumbass...anyways...If deadzone lived around me Id hook up with her...I dont know what your talkin about but shes pretty hot IMO...and no im not a 25 year old pediphile (sp)...I am 16...so she would be fair game...that wasnt meant to seem like I was reducing you to meat...Just meaning to say yo hot[/quote]

Hehehe, this is funny, as people still don't know. DZ is taken.....by me. Yea, so I REALLY want to kill Frodo right now, but that's life.

And this is not his thread to lock, it's Anderson's. he's just delusional now.[/quote]

Heh, yeah, but somewhat sad. Anyways thanks karma. I appreciate that, and I know what you were trying to say. I'm just not available, i'm very happily taken. but thanks.
 
Shes all yours man...I was just trying to explain that she is not ugly as the fat man has said...If you and her really are together then you really think ima go to MA to get a GF...no way...I think frodo thinks shes ugly cuz she doesnt look like a bacon double cheeseburger...
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo'][quote name='LoganDX'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']A big fat girl tried to kiss me in a car once, I puished her away. Also I had a semi attractive girl lick my arm once. I got wood off it. I was a full 2 inches.[/quote]

So a big fat girl tried to kiss a big fat racist jackass shriveled dick pedophile? Sounds like a perfect match. Why'd you push her away?...[/quote]

That description never fit me...[/quote]

:bs:

Fits you just right....
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']Shes all yours man...I was just trying to explain that she is not ugly as the fat man has said...If you and her really are together then you really think ima go to MA to get a GF...no way...I think frodo thinks shes ugly cuz she doesnt look like a bacon double cheeseburger...[/quote]

I know, and it was really nice of you to say that. I'm just rying to get that fact out, since some people are still only finding out, and this is 8 weeks now.

Reality's Fringe said:
Bitch! Sneaky is MY MAN!
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Hey, we broke that off many moons ago. Too much emotional baggage, and always talking in the third person got annoying, as did never being able to fly on vacation. It's over. I've moved on. You found work.
 
You can't escape it, bubby. I remember all the nipple tweaking and how we used to baste each others asses in a nice honey glaze. You can't escape your past by moving a couple of miles away! :(
 
I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?
 
From first kiss to fat ass son of a bitch talking about other fat asses kissing him, then burning :twisted: Man do I love you guys and this forum...except frodo...
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?[/quote]

Oh no, me and Sneaky used to work together on the Railroad. We'd go down to the pond everyonce and a while and do a little breast stroke, and I'd join him down in the water and rub mud and algae all over my ass and neck and shit! Oh, it was fun...........................................Sometimes I even question whether I'm joking or not.
 
Reality's Fringe][quote name='karmapolice620']I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?[/quote] Oh no said:
Wait halfway reading throgh this I get lost and ask my self what the fuck is going on.
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Reality's Fringe][quote name='karmapolice620']I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?[/quote] Oh no said:
Seriously, stop. It's really freaking me out. Quite disturbing.

[quote name='karmapolice620']I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?
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Right here on good old CAG.

[quote name='tyecko']Seems like a real catch, a good looking girl who also likes video games. Where's the downside?[/quote]

There is one, the distance. NY to MA. But not much of a problem much longer.
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']So have you met in person yet?...Im guessing yes...I wish you luck in your new found relationship...[/quote]

This upcoming Saturday will be the first, and thanks.

Wooo, go us for getting the topic off that fat fuck and into something related to the original topic.
 
Hey Frodick. This is still my thread, dumbass. Just because your getting burned doesn't mean it's wrong. When a mod feels it gets out of hand, that is when this thread will be locked.
 
Haha...yeah I guess it did move from (relationship)->(fat ass jerk)->(relationship)...go us...I wish you good luck and hope its not too awkward to meet...just read back through the beginning to learn how to please her (I kid I kid)...good luck to you and DZ :)
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Hey Frodick. This is still my thread, dumbass. Just because your getting burned doesn't mean it's wrong. When a mod feels it gets out of hand, that is when this thread will be locked.[/quote]

All hail Mr Anderson! :twisted: If needed we can still burn.
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']Haha...yeah I guess it did move from (relationship)->(fat ass jerk)->(relationship)...go us...I wish you good luck and hope its not too awkward to meet...just read back through the beginning to learn how to please her (I kid I kid)...good luck to you and DZ :)[/quote]

Phew... sorry I wasn't posting and all because I was watching adult swim. Heh. Well thanks, yeah we meet right here on CAG (the irony eh?) And thank you. Hopefully it'll go smoothly... but I'm kinda nervous about it. And that is true, Frodo this isn't your thread.
BUURN. CAG's topics are great.
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?[/quote]

Right here on good old CAG.


Hmm, how old is Nintendofangirl?lol
 
[quote name='tyecko'][quote name='karmapolice620']I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?[/quote]

Right here on good old CAG.


Hmm, how old is Nintendofangirl?lol[/quote]

I hope your not serious... :roll:
 
[quote name='SpookyD'][quote name='tyecko'][quote name='karmapolice620']I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?[/quote]

Right here on good old CAG.


Hmm, how old is Nintendofangirl?lol[/quote]

I hope your not serious... :roll:[/quote]

yeah dude...she dosent even have handles...stick with spookyd
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='SpookyD'][quote name='tyecko'][quote name='karmapolice620']I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?[/quote]

Right here on good old CAG.


Hmm, how old is Nintendofangirl?lol[/quote]

I hope your not serious... :roll:[/quote]

yeah dude...she dosent even have handles...stick with spookyd[/quote]

Damn straight.
 
[quote name='tyecko']wait a minute I'm confused, handles? Anyways it was just a joke but is she ugly or something? And is SpookyD a girl?[/quote]

I think your question awnsers itself.
 
[quote name='tyecko']that shes ugly?[/quote]

Nah I meant about me, I have no knowledge about nfg, I was only saying it wouldn't work.

And about the hair... well I don't really see how that has to do with me seeing has I have a lack of it.
 
[quote name='tyecko']hair?[/quote]'

I have no idea what that last quote was, but there's been a few inside jokes on CAG you might've missed. I'm laughing so hard right now for a combination of things.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='tyecko']hair?[/quote]'

I have no idea what that last quote was, but there's been a few inside jokes on CAG you might've missed. I'm laughing so hard right now for a combination of things.[/quote]

Yeah I mustve missed a lot of stuff. Fill me in Deadzone.
 
[quote name='punqsux']yeah dude...look at spooky...handles....just think about it...[/quote]

what do you call a chick with pigtails? A bj with handles...
 
[quote name='tyecko']oh alright[/quote]

No hard feelings, its just that someone like me, you know, with handles. We don't come along every day.
 
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