First Kiss?

[quote name='karmapolice620']So your the guy whose been staring at my 11 year old sister out the window...[/quote]

Hey, L-Look man, ok, if I want to take a late walk, then I can take a late walk. Ok? This is America. I'm free to look at all the underage gir-stars, stars, that I want. Capice?
 
Sigh... very innocent topic to a not-so-very-innocent topic... pretty funny actually. First kiss was when I was 17 (which seems like ages ago).
 
Back on topic, my first kiss was when I was 15, with some hussy who decided to fuck around with me (not literally) for a couple days and then throw me out like week old trash.

Bitch.
 
I think I was 8. Julie my hot babysitter was 15. She practiced on me cause she had an older boyfriend. I'm still scarred. She stole my innocence.
 
[quote name='snotknocker']I think I was 8. Julie my hot babysitter was 15. She practiced on me cause she had an older boyfriend. I'm still scarred. She stole my innocence.[/quote]

You can't be serious.
 
If thats true snot...thats messed up...really messed up...actually...now that I look back when I was round 6 I had a 10 year old to that to me...Id rather forget that
 
I guess your right reality...but the next time...to avoid awkwardness...dont go for a walk in your boxers...and keep the tissue in your pocket
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']You also gotta blow cold and hot air JUST NEVER BLOW IT INTO THE HOLE! You can cause her heart to murmer and she could die...Learned that from the sex lady on Oxygen[/quote]

I saw the listing for that show one time, isn't it the Sunday Sex Show or something? I know I changed to that channel and saw it was an old lady talking about sex. I'm sure she's been around the block a few time and has excellent advice, but watching her or Dr. Ruth feels like getting sex advice from your grandma.
 
Shes actually really smart and doesnt speak like an old person...shes open to EVERYTHING...Just be prepaired if you do watch it some stuff people call it about is quite nasty...I watched it when I got the channel for free...it really helped me with my girlfriend...actually it helped my girlfriend more if you get my subtle drift...
 
[quote name='jbroush99'][quote name='karmapolice620']You also gotta blow cold and hot air JUST NEVER BLOW IT INTO THE HOLE! You can cause her heart to murmer and she could die...Learned that from the sex lady on Oxygen[/quote]

I saw the listing for that show one time, isn't it the Sunday Sex Show or something? I know I changed to that channel and saw it was an old lady talking about sex. I'm sure she's been around the block a few time and has excellent advice, but watching her or Dr. Ruth feels like getting sex advice from your grandma.[/quote]

Thanks to that comment, I am going to have nightmares for a week.
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Serious as a heart attack I am. I did'nt really have issues with it till years later. It kind of desensitized my relationships with girls for the better part of my teens. When you get older and if you get wiser, you begin to reflect on things that happened in the past. Sometimes you are able to analyze things you did wrong and link them to a traumatic event or events in the past. This was one of mine, it's just too bad it took me twenty years to figure it out.

Edit: Just for the record I am much better now and have maitained a healthy relationship for almost nine years with the best kisser ever.

And Mr. A a word from the wise. You need to know whole-heartedly what you don't want, before you'll ever really know what you do want. Think about it.
 
I think I'm comfortable enough around you to say that that picture gives me SUCH a raging hardon.
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']I guess your right reality...but the next time...to avoid awkwardness...dont go for a walk in your boxers...and keep the tissue in your pocket[/quote]

Hey, it's cool man. Just, you know, like, maybe leave the door a little open at your house one night and, I don't know, leave a sandwhich on the counter or something. Trust me!
 
I think I'm comfortable enough around you to say that that picture gives me SUCH a raging hardon.
 
A big fat girl tried to kiss me in a car once, I puished her away. Also I had a semi attractive girl lick my arm once. I got wood off it. I was a full 2 inches.
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']Frodo...please never tell me of your sexual indevours again...[/quote]

CONCUR'D. I don't want to ever hear about Frodo and girls again.
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']Dirty or clean panties with that?...any hair from the drain I could hook you up with? PM me a price[/quote]

An envelope full of dead skin flakes from my foreskin and-....ugh...you know.....I feel a little ill............................
 
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LMAO! wow i remember that women hahaha,.. my friends and I were up late one night flipping through channels and I hear faintly, "*old women voice* Now have you ever tried putting nylons on, most of the time that works to turn you and him on." Then I turn around and say "wtf is this shit man change it." Then to look at the tv to find its this old lady talking about sex with other people. lmao I think that scared me for life.
 
[quote name='karmapolice620']I think your avatar perfectly suited that statement Mr. Anderson[/quote]

For some reason, his words remind me of this picture.

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[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']I didn't mean to be a shock jock[/quote]

I think that's exactly what you meant to be
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson'][quote name='karmapolice620']I think your avatar perfectly suited that statement Mr. Anderson[/quote]

For some reason, his words remind me of this picture.

UglyOwned.jpg
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Who He?
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Yeah I do actually...[/quote]

Frodo you are a little annoying so I will now turn you into a newt. ZAP!
Newts can't type
 
[quote name='snotknocker'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Yeah I do actually...[/quote]

Frodo you are a little annoying so I will now turn you into a newt. ZAP!
Newts can't type[/quote]

See, but there's always the chance he will get better. and you will still be burned if there's any poultry around.
 
no offense anyone.... but i think it kinda sad that some people are only getting "first kisses" so far into their life. i had my first kiss with a HOT girl in 7th grade.... and it wasnt spin the bottle bullshit either! and as for the virginity thing, same girl 2 years later... HAHAHAHA
 
Thats great and all Stealthy...but some people wait for the right time...like I did...I wasnt in a big rush to get a first kiss...and it came to me and was wonderful...some people want it to mean something...Now Im not saying yours meant nothing...Some people just want to wait for the right girl.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin'][quote name='snotknocker'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Yeah I do actually...[/quote]

Frodo you are a little annoying so I will now turn you into a newt. ZAP!
Newts can't type[/quote]

See, but there's always the chance he will get better. and you will still be burned if there's any poultry around.[/quote]

Sneaky you are wise beyond your years
 
Hahaha! Actually, nobody asked when you first got laid. And besides, freshman year of highschool is probably too early. Third, you're full of crap when you say "no offense." I'll admit that there aren't many better ways to measure the badassness of a man than by how many women he can get sex with, but the key word here is "get," not "has had." Being more conservative when it comes to this sort of thing, I waited to try to get that first kiss until I actually wanted a relationship. I wasn't out trying to get laid.

Edit: Directed at Stealthy.
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']I am waiting for Ms Right[/quote]

Don't hold your breath......... no.. no... wait, I take that back.
Do hold your breath. I'm done with you for now.
 
first of all wtf is with some people telling other people when to get laid or get kissed or something and when not to. or if its to "early". psh, WAKE UP BITCHES.
 
my first *real* kiss was when I was 15 or so and I was so nieve that she busted out some line like "Come here I want to look at your eyes..." when I did and we kissed that first time I was good to go..... I was a little bit shy back then... I grew outta that kinda fast.... :)
 
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