First Kiss?

When I was 14 my girlfriend and I got into my bathroom at my party, and I frenched her. 15 seconds later everyone that came to the party busted open the door and gawked, that kind of ruined the moment.
 
[quote name='"Dragonlordfrodo"']Does that mean I got some because a girl licked my arm??[/quote
Well first I want to know why your sister was licking your arm
 
[quote name='"tyecko"'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Does that mean I got some because a girl licked my arm??[/quote
Well first I want to know why your sister was licking your arm[/quote]

Burn.
 
[quote name='"Mr. Anderson"'][quote name='tyecko'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Does that mean I got some because a girl licked my arm??[/quote
Well first I want to know why your sister was licking your arm[/quote]

Burn.[/quote]

Double Burn.
 
[quote name='"rabbitt"'][quote name='Mr. Anderson'][quote name='tyecko'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Does that mean I got some because a girl licked my arm??[/quote
Well first I want to know why your sister was licking your arm[/quote]

Burn.[/quote]

Double Burn.[/quote]

Damn. Triple Burn.
 
Honestly, it was in the first grade.. and yes I still remember the girls name... it was just one of those things that happened in the corner of the classroom... I was one of those boys who DIDNT think girls had cooties. When we did make out, we held up a large book to cover our faces. The teacher was kinda old and never caught us (sadly we only went out that morning and broke up that afternoon on the playground)

I made out with my mom's best friend's daughter around the time I was in the 3rd grade
I enjoyed it... and if any of you were wondering, lost my virginity at 15, not in like the 5th grade or anything :)
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.[/quote]

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.[/quote]

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?[/quote]

ouuuch
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.[/quote]

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.[/quote]

Burn.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson'][quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.[/quote]

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.[/quote]

Burn.[/quote]

Double burn.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.[/quote]

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.[/quote]

Hahaha, go to his blog, check the comment for the latest post. He is made fun of on Something Awful. That is too good.
 
AHHHHHHHH! I'd cut off my own tongue if that were to happen.

WOO, entertainment!! Send us a link with your witty blog entries when you're done.

Oh yeah, mr unoriginal. I've seen the comments... and laughed my ass off. They are something special. I have redeemed that blog thread as my favorite on CAG ever. Just so much hilarity in a single thread.
 
PostPosted: July 22, 2004, 10:51 pm Post subject:
x0thedeadzone0x wrote:
Dragonlordfrodo wrote:
Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.


So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.


Hahaha, go to his blog, check the comment for the latest post. He is made fun of on Something Awful. That is too good.
Click to expand...


lmao :rofl:
 
wow a deep new posting from frodo.... he talks of getting his x-box modded and so forth.... not quite so entertaining as previous ones
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...[/quote]

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D
 
QUOTE"I thought nothing of it, until today when I looked at it, and found a cold sore type infection on my lip. What the fuck? Cold sores are caused by HERPES! So now I have a STD, but didn't do anything to get it. It is stupid because it would have been better to get it from eating pussy or something."QUOTE"

Are you sure you didnt get it from suckin ur dads cock
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']No I was sucking your mommas cock...[/quote]

Dude, I know you think that's a burn, but you just admitted to sucking cock. Nice self-pwn.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...[/quote]

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D[/quote]
Watch out, I bet he is spanking it to your picture now, and thinking of his mom licking him.
 
[quote name='Tom'][quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...[/quote]

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D[/quote]
Watch out, I beat he is spanking it to your picture now, and thinking of his mom licking him.[/quote]

Sorry I already did that...
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']I'd suck a guy... for a price. Say $1,000,000. Wouldn't you?[/quote]

No man, but I guess you'll take anything that comes your way.
 
[quote name='Tom'][quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...[/quote]

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D[/quote]
Watch out, I beat he is spanking it to your picture now, and thinking of his mom licking him.[/quote]

Ahh jesus... well there's not much to spank especially since he only gets 2 inches when his mom licks his arm.
:puke:
 
[quote name='tyecko'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']I'd suck a guy... for a price. Say $1,000,000. Wouldn't you?[/quote]

No man, but I guess you'll take anything that comes your way.[/quote]

Liar. I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo'][quote name='Tom'][quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...[/quote]

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D[/quote]
Watch out, I beat he is spanking it to your picture now, and thinking of his mom licking him.[/quote]

Sorry I already did that...[/quote]


ahhhh the funny thing is that aside from u admitting to spankling it to a teenager, you also admit to thinking of your mom licking your are while doing it.
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo'][quote name='Tom']Oh, and he has no friends, (check his friend portion on his blog)[/quote]

That is because none of my friends use blurty[/quote]

imaginary friends can't fucntion computers, let alone blurty.
 
[quote name='Tom']Oh, and he has no friends, (check his friend portion on his blog)[/quote]

This is news how? ;)
His only friend is Mini-frodo (they're well-acquainted) and the infinitesimal specs next to it.

No tyecko you're right, I'm 14. 15 next month, and damn that is a disgusting thought. :puke:
 
My first kiss was when I was 16 during a truth or dare game. Kind of a weird situation, as I'd turned the girl down when she asked me to a dance the year before. The kiss had to be ten seconds long, but I kept my tongue firmly inside my mouth and wound up pulling away after about 6 seconds. I've probably traumatized the girl with all that I've put her through.

As for a first french kiss, that was with my (now) ex-girlfriend when I was 17. Pretty much all my firsts came with her, since we dated for 2 years and all. But that's over now, and I'm alone for the time being. Damn.
 
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