Hijacking Ramstoria's post with an update because I am equally bored. I drew up the best scenarios for each team to guarantee themselves a spot in the knockout stages. Denmark has the distinction of having the most control of their own destiny since they must win or go home. On the other hand, Groups C and F are dogfights and have the best chances of coming down to goal scoring tiebreakers.
Group A
Uruguay - Advancing
Mexico - Advancing
France - Eliminated
South Africa - Eliminated
Group B
Argentina - Advancing
South Korea - Advancing
Greece - Eliminated
Nigeria - Eliminated
Group C
Slovenia – Does Not Lose
United States - 1) Win and ENG Does Not Win OR 2) If ENG Wins, Win and Outscore ENG OR 3) Draw and ENG Loses 4) IF ENG Draws, Draw and Outscore ENG
England - 1) Win and USA Does Not Win OR 2) IF USA Wins, Win and Outscore USA OR 3) Draw and USA Loses OR 4) If USA Draws, Draw and Outscore USA
Algeria – Win and ENG Does Not Win
Group D
Ghana – Does Not Lose
Germany – 1) Win OR 2) Draw and SER/AUS Draw with 2 or less goals OR 3) Draw and AUS Wins with 2 or less goals
Serbia – 1) Win OR 2) Draw and GER Loses OR 3) If GER Wins, Draw with 2 goals minimum
Australia – 1) Win and GER Loses OR 2) IF GER Wins, Win with 5 goals minimum
Group E
Netherlands - Advancing
Japan – Does Not Lose
Denmark – Win
Cameroon - Eliminated
Group F
Paraguay – Does Not Lose
Italy – 1) Win and NZL Loses OR 2) If NZL Wins, Win and Outscore NZL OR 3) Draw and NZL Loses OR 4) If NZL Draws, Draw and Outscore NZL
New Zealand - 1) Win and ITA Loses OR 2) If ITA Wins, Outscore ITA OR 3) Draw and ITA Loses OR 4) If ITA Draws, Draw and Outscore ITA
Slovakia – Win and NZL Does Not Win.
Group G
Brazil - Advancing
Portugal – Does Not Lose
Côte d'Ivoire – Win with 7 goals minimum and POR Loses (Ouch)
North Korea - Eliminated
Group H
Chile – Does Not Lose
Spain – 1) Win and SUI Does Not Win OR 2) Draw and SUI Does Not Win
Switzerland – 1) Win and ESP Does Not Win 2) Draw and ESP Loses
Honduras – Win with 3 goals minimum and ESP Loses