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[quote name='karsh']Tonight they're reshowing Through The Looking Glass from last season, and then tomorrow it starts with an hour recap special and then the season premiere. I'm prolly gonna watch Through the Looking Glass tonight just cause it was such a great episode.[/quote]

The 5 or 6 minute recap thing online that chika and I watched the other night said to watch the recap on wednesday and the premeire on thursday?
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']

A lot less. I saved $1,000 thinking I'd owe that much and I only owed the IRS $156. I received $158 from the state, however, so I ended up with $2 off my H&R Block bill. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Wait, does that mean you did that BS where they give you an 'instant return' and then you applied it to your bill and federal taxes? The terms on that typically suck. Best to just get your refund check like normal.

I guess if you are talking $158 it won't be that bad, but look at the fees and crap and consider it a lesson for the future when you might have bigger refunds.
 
Impress her by doing a backflip off the counter, dallow.

Or give her 20 bucks extra on the total and say ''Keep the change, babe'', then wink at her.
 
[quote name='wubb']Wait, does that mean you did that BS where they give you an 'instant return' and then you applied it to your bill and federal taxes? The terms on that typically suck. Best to just get your refund check like normal.

I guess if you are talking $158 it won't be that bad, but look at the fees and crap and consider it a lesson for the future when you might have bigger refunds.[/QUOTE]

Well, first of all, I should have owed more than I did, but I was a student for half of last year so I lucked out with that.

If I had only received a W2, I would have done it myself, no problem. The 1099-MISC form is what gave me a lot of trouble and that's why I took it to them. Sure it cost a decent amount, but I'd rather pay $170 and be safe.

And no, I didn't do that "instant return."
 
You could jump over the counter and do this
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around her for a few minutes, or until you get thrown out.

That'd surely impress her.
 
Maybe I'll pass out and she'll have to do mouth to mouth.


And while she does it, I'll open my eyes, and wink at the customers.
Then close them again when she takes another breath.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Well, first of all, I should have owed more than I did, but I was a student for half of last year so I lucked out with that.

If I had only received a W2, I would have done it myself, no problem. The 1099-MISC form is what gave me a lot of trouble and that's why I took it to them. Sure it cost a decent amount, but I'd rather pay $170 and be safe.

And no, I didn't do that "instant return."[/quote]Hopefully with a discount coupon as well. ;)
 
I have no problem with going to a pro if you have a tricky tax situation. Wasn't trying to imply that at all. It's the instant rebate thing they all run that is a sucker's deal.

[quote name='senorwoohoo']
And no, I didn't do that "instant return."[/QUOTE]

Good to hear that.

[quote name='dallow']Maybe I'll pass out and she'll have to do mouth to mouth.


And while she does it, I'll open my eyes, and wink at the customers.
Then close them again when she takes another breath.[/QUOTE]

Do it!

Then put it on youtube.

Also slip her the tongue. OooooOOoooooo

Then say "You saved my life, I must buy you dinner in return." Then after dinner imply she better take you back to her place to work off that dinner. It's a can't miss.
 
[quote name='dallow']Maybe I'll pass out and she'll have to do mouth to mouth.


And while she does it, I'll open my eyes, and wink at the customers.
Then close them again when she takes another breath.[/quote]

A classic scene out of The Sandlot...a very underrated movie if there ever was one!

See...Late again! I'm going home! Heads up, TFN. Get out of the house!

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[quote name='shrike4242']Hopefully with a discount coupon as well. ;)[/QUOTE]

Yeap.

[quote name='wubb']I have no problem with going to a pro if you have a tricky tax situation. Wasn't trying to imply that at all. It's the instant rebate thing they all run that is a sucker's deal.

Good to hear that.
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Oh, I know. I made sure not to pay more than I had to. Why else would I be a member of this site? :lol: ;)
 
[quote name='Number83']A classic scene out of The Sandlot...a very underrated movie if there ever was one![/QUOTE]

I must play the 360 game based off this movie to 1000 / 1000!
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Yeap.



Oh, I know. I made sure not to pay more than I had to. Why else would I be a member of this site? :lol: ;)[/quote]

You like our company?
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']The 5 or 6 minute recap thing online that chika and I watched the other night said to watch the recap on wednesday and the premeire on thursday?[/quote]

I just know what my DVR is telling me. It doesn't wanna record TtLG but wants to record both hours tomorrow night, saying one is the recap. Though it could be wrong...It's been wrong before.
 
Dallow could start a new trend of people online who go to unsuspecting people, pass out in front of them and recieve mouth to mouth while video taping it and putting it on You Tube.
Kinda like Russians like to hang off of buildings and put cell phones in jars.
 
[quote name='karsh']I just know what my DVR is telling me. It doesn't wanna record TtLG but wants to record both hours tomorrow night, saying one is the recap. Though it could be wrong...It's been wrong before.[/quote]

You're probably right -- I haven't paid that much attention. At least I know I don't have to watch tonight if it's not convenient.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']why does MF Doom only sometimes sound like Doom when he's King Geedorah? I don't get it. Damn bastard should pick a fucking voice and stick with it.[/QUOTE]

'Cause he's trying to be "different" people. Personally, I think he sounds like DOOM all the time, except when he was in KMD in the 90s. I just wish he would release some new music for fuck's sake.

[quote name='shrike4242']No, we're nucking futs. Next question, please.[/QUOTE]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[quote name='corrosivefrost']:cry:[/QUOTE]

:grouphug:
 
I really hate that little fucking clause in the lease agreement that says the apartment people can come in and show your apartment whenever as long as they give you notice.

I don't want three random fucking people in my damn apartment while I'm not here.
 
What is this shit? I got a ''new'' computer in my office and its even slower than the other one AND it has that ''Your copy of Windows is not genuine. Please go fuck yourself, do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars and seek technical assistance." :(
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']'Cause he's trying to be "different" people. Personally, I think he sounds like DOOM all the time, except when he was in KMD in the 90s. I just wish he would release some new music for fuck's sake. [/quote]

Last new shit was probably DangerDOOM, no?
See, he doesn't sound the same to me on Operation Doomsday as he does on Dangerdoom or Mm.. Food. I like that gruff sound -- and on some of Geedorah (some track with TFN, actually), he sounds more like the gruff DOOM I like... when he sounds all normal and shit, I don't like it, it's generic.
 
[quote name='TFN']What is this shit? I got a ''new'' computer in my office and its even slower than the other one AND it has that ''Your copy of Windows is not genuine. Please go fuck yourself, do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars and seek technical assistance." :([/quote]

LOL... I love how it makes you wait to log on too.
 
[quote name='TFN']What is this shit? I got a ''new'' computer in my office and its even slower than the other one AND it has that ''Your copy of Windows is not genuine. Please go fuck yourself, do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars and seek technical assistance." :([/quote]
Yeah, my mom's laptop keeps doing that genuine advantage shit. I should call them to fix it, but I really don't want to talk to those fucks about a mistake they made.

I hate that Genuine Advantage shit.
 
You need to cool it with that emoticon.

Like, seriously.

Just kiddin', lets party $$$$a! I fucked your wife! And I stole your computer chair!
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[quote name='corrosivefrost']Last new shit was probably DangerDOOM, no?
See, he doesn't sound the same to me on Operation Doomsday as he does on Dangerdoom or Mm.. Food. I like that gruff sound -- and on some of Geedorah (some track with TFN, actually), he sounds more like the gruff DOOM I like... when he sounds all normal and shit, I don't like it, it's generic.[/QUOTE]

Yeap, DangerDOOM was his last release besides some guest spots both on the mic and as a producer.

Ah, okay, I understand you now.

Yeah, he does sound different on Operation Doomsday and some of Geedorah. I agree that I like the more gruff sounding DOOM, but I'm a whore for his stuff so I love it all. :lol:
 
[quote name='TFN']What is this shit? I got a ''new'' computer in my office and its even slower than the other one AND it has that ''Your copy of Windows is not genuine. Please go fuck yourself, do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars and seek technical assistance." :([/quote]Did they swap it out to Vista and you weren't paying attention?
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Yeah, my mom's laptop keeps doing that genuine advantage shit. I should call them to fix it, but I really don't want to talk to those fucks about a mistake they made.

I hate that Genuine Advantage shit.[/quote]

That is why I pirate all my shit, don't have to worry about that.

Also I have an etiquette question for you guys.

Yesterday a friend of mine asked me if I would burn her some CD's and she would pay me for it. I didn't want to take any money because I have a huge stack of CD's, unlimited internet and I was just happy to do it for a friend. However she insisted that she pay me and she gave me a 5 dollar bill.

So is the polite thing to keep the money because she really wants to pay me, or is the polite thing to still try and refuse it because they may feel obligated to do so?
 
[quote name='TFN']
Just kiddin', lets party $$$$a! I fucked your wife! And I stole your computer chair!
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[/quote]

:applause: That's almost sig-worthy.
 
New PSP firmware up, I'll check that out later.

I can't remember if I mentioned it in another post, but I finally received confirmation from my practicum supervisor.

Starting "soon", all psychology students at my university will be tested for any illegal substances. This extends to graduate students, staff, and faculty.

The possible punishment for failing the tests?

1) Expulsion from the university
2) Removal from the university until completion of a stint in drug rehab
3) Removal from classes pending an investigation.

It doesn't bother me too much since I don't do anything, but I have to wonder how quickly enrollment numbers for the department will drop.

I suspect some jackass was high out of his mind during a session during an internship and the university was held responsible and wants to avoid future problems.

Or maybe they're just trying to get rid of tentured faculty.
 
So the convo went basically like:

DB: "Please, there is no need to pay me. I was happy to do it."
DB's imaginary friend: "No I insist. Here take $5"

Just keep the money. Offering to have done it as a favor is great, but if they really want to give you something in return you should graciously accept.

Alternatively you could have shouted "Wow FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS!"
 
[quote name='darthbudge']That is why I pirate all my shit, don't have to worry about that.

Also I have an etiquette question for you guys.

Yesterday a friend of mine asked me if I would burn her some CD's and she would pay me for it. I didn't want to take any money because I have a huge stack of CD's, unlimited internet and I was just happy to do it for a friend. However she insisted that she pay me and she gave me a 5 dollar bill.

So is the polite thing to keep the money because she really wants to pay me, or is the polite thing to still try and refuse it because they may feel obligated to do so?[/quote]
How many CD's was it?

I would refuse the money as well. Especially if it's a good friend. If she insists on paying you, then refuse to give her the CD's until she agrees not to pay you.
 
[quote name='wubb']So the convo went basically like:

DB: "Please, there is no need to pay me. I was happy to do it."
DB's imaginary friend: "No I insist. Here take $5"

Just keep the money. Offering to have done it as a favor is great, but if they really want to give you something in return you should graciously accept.[/quote]
Pretty much, except she wasn't imaginary lol. Ok I will keep the money, I just wasn't sure what the polite thing to do was.

Also while on that subject, one of the CD's she wanted was by a band called 6 AM or 6 PM she couldn't remember. However I cannot find any bands by those names. Does anybody know what she might be thinking of?

EDIT: It was like 4 CD's. Also yeah it was a good friend and she paid me upfront to, I haven't even given her the CD's yet.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']So is the polite thing to keep the money because she really wants to pay me, or is the polite thing to still try and refuse it because they may feel obligated to do so?[/QUOTE]
Is she cute? Put the $5 towards a nice lunch or dinner, or something.
 
[quote name='Brak']Is she cute? Put the $5 towards a nice lunch or dinner, or something.[/quote]
Yes very cute and I was think about doing that OR slipping the 5 dollar bill back in with the CD's.

Also now I know Dallow why you are stuck just dallowing chicks if you give them songs like that.

EDIT: Lucky you Mak, I had a tunafish sandwhich and sauteed squash for lunch.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Pretty much, except she wasn't imaginary lol. Ok I will keep the money, I just wasn't sure what the polite thing to do was.

Also while on that subject, one of the CD's she wanted was by a band called 6 AM or 6 PM she couldn't remember. However I cannot find any bands by those names. Does anybody know what she might be thinking of?

EDIT: It was like 4 CD's. Also yeah it was a good friend and she paid me upfront to, I haven't even given her the CD's yet.[/QUOTE]

Probably Maroon 5. All chicks like Maroon 5.
 
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