Adam and Eve thinks they can overcharge me on pron? PSSSHHHHHHHH

MightySlacker

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So while perusing my vast porn collection, I realized I hadn't added to it in a few months. So while hopping around some sites, I went to AdamandEve.com, and strated looking for some deals. I noticed for first time customers they had a Sampler DVD for free (plus 5.95 shipping). I threw that in my cart. I somehow clicked a bad link, and there was an offer to get another free DVD (Search for the Snow Leopard with Asia Carrera - YOWZA :)), and I put that in the cart. And my cart showed 2 free DVDs for 5.95 shipping - ROCK!

SO I get the order confirmation, and then a day later they ship. However, the day after they ship I noticed my card has been charged 11.90 - D'oh! I check my account page and the order has been changed to 11.90, but the DVDs still showed up as free and the shipping was still 5.95. WHAT THE fuck. SO I send this:

> From: Dave Olson [mailto:[email protected]]
> Sent: Friday, February 11, 2005 2:50 PM
> To: AdamEve
> Subject: Re: Adameve.com order # ******** - Order
> Confirmation
>
> Hello. Along with this order confirmation, my
> shipping status page shows my order total to be
> $5.95.
> However, you have charged my card $11.90, and even
> edited the amount when I checked my order to $11.90
> with no explanation. Please promptly remove this
> charge and bill me the correct amount.
>
> Dave

And very quickly I get THIS RESPONSE:

--- cservice wrote:

> Hello,
>
> Thank you for your Adam & Eve email regarding your
> order. The
> total of $11.90 is correct for this order. You
> ordered Search for the
> Snow Leopard, item # 2687, which was free and you
> pay $5.95 shipping on
> that item by itself. You also purchased the Red Hot
> Sex Sampler 2, item
> #3945, which was free only pay the $5.95 shipping on
> that item by
> itself. Since you combined both on one order, the
> total is $11.90.
> If you have any further questions or concerns or if
> there is
> anything else we can assist you with, please feel
> free to email us
> anytime.
>
> Thank you,
>
> Justin
> Adam & Eve Internet Customer Service

Why yes, there ARE further questions and concerns:

-----Original Message-----
From: Dave Olson [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, February 11, 2005 8:10 PM
To: cservice
Subject: RE: Adameve.com order # ******** - Order Confirmation

There's nothing that says that shipping cannot be
combined on either one. It's not my fault that not
only the check out page, but my order confirmation AND
the shipping email all listed the price of 5.95.

It's highly unethical, not to mention I'm pretty sure
it's ILLEGAL, to charge my card for more than I
authorized without my consent. Its also funny that
you waited until after the item shipped to make the
changes. This is my first order, and if this is how
you handle your business this will be my last order.
I will ask again once more to charge me the amount
shown on all of the confirmation emails and screens I
have, or i will be forced to dispute this charge with
my credit card company, as well as file complaints
with any and all appropriate agencies.

Dave Olson

And the survey SAYS:

Subject: RE: Adameve.com order # ******** - Order Confirmation
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 00:14:03 -0500
From: "cservice" Add to Address Book
To: "Dave Olson"

Hello,
Thank you for your Adam & Eve e-mail and we would be glad to
assist you with order # **********. We will promptly issue a credit
card refund in the amount of $5.95. Please allow up to five business
days for this refund to take effect.
We apologize for the inconvenience and if you have any further
questions or concerns, please feel free to e-mail us anytime.

Thank you for your understanding,

Tony
Adam & Eve Internet Customer Service

BITCHES.

Dave
 
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[quote name='Scorch']Haha, you pay for porn.[/quote]

And you admit to it on a public message board with your real name, too!

Hehe, just kidding. Though I really can't pay for porn. Something inside me just says, "Don't do it man... for the kids."
 
[quote name='SevereTireDamage'][quote name='Scorch']Haha, you pay for porn.[/quote]

And you admit to it on a public message board with your real name, too!

Hehe, just kidding. Though I really can't pay for porn. Something inside me just says, "Don't do it man... for the kids."[/quote]

No, you should be saying, "Don't do it man... for the kittens."
 
Anyone who says they don't pay for porn due to the internet is SINGLE. When watching porn with your girl, it doesn't get anyone in the mood to see it on a monitor. Put it up on the big screen though, and... \:D/ =P~ :bouncy: :oops:

Dave
 
[quote name='MightySlacker']Anyone who says they don't pay for porn due to the internet is SINGLE. When watching porn with your girl, it doesn't get anyone in the mood to see it on a monitor. Put it up on the big screen though, and... \:D/ =P~ :bouncy: :oops:

Dave[/quote]

*looks at CD burner*

*looks at vcd compatible DVD player*

*looks at Dave*
 
[quote name='MightySlacker']Anyone who says they don't pay for porn due to the internet is SINGLE. When watching porn with your girl, it doesn't get anyone in the mood to see it on a monitor. Put it up on the big screen though, and... \:D/ =P~ :bouncy: :oops:

Dave[/quote]

You are absolutely right there.
 
[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='MightySlacker']Anyone who says they don't pay for porn due to the internet is SINGLE. When watching porn with your girl, it doesn't get anyone in the mood to see it on a monitor. Put it up on the big screen though, and... \:D/ =P~ :bouncy: :oops:

Dave[/quote]

*looks at CD burner*

*looks at vcd compatible DVD player*

*looks at Dave*[/quote]

*looks at DVD burner*
*looks at DVD-R compatible DVD player*
*looks at large quantaties of pr0n on hard drive*
* :joystick: *
 
[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='MightySlacker']Anyone who says they don't pay for porn due to the internet is SINGLE. When watching porn with your girl, it doesn't get anyone in the mood to see it on a monitor. Put it up on the big screen though, and... \:D/ =P~ :bouncy: :oops:

Dave[/quote]

*looks at CD burner*

*looks at vcd compatible DVD player*

*looks at Dave*[/quote]

You are bluffing. if you aren't. plz PM for addy

And the time and effort it takes to do that plus blank DVD costs and quality of what you end up with, my $3 shipped DVDs trump that.

Dave
 
[quote name='RaekwonThaChef'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='MightySlacker']Anyone who says they don't pay for porn due to the internet is SINGLE. When watching porn with your girl, it doesn't get anyone in the mood to see it on a monitor. Put it up on the big screen though, and... \:D/ =P~ :bouncy: :oops:

Dave[/quote]

*looks at CD burner*

*looks at vcd compatible DVD player*

*looks at Dave*[/quote]

*looks at DVD burner*
*looks at DVD-R compatible DVD player*
*looks at large quantaties of pr0n on hard drive*
* :joystick: *[/quote]

*cries*

I wish I had a DVD burner.

You are bluffing. if you aren't. plz PM for addy

And the time and effort it takes to do that plus blank DVD costs and quality of what you end up with, my $3 shipped DVDs trump that.

They make VCD/SVCD compatible porns. It's rare, but it happens. VCD/SVCD's are also burned on CD-R's, not DVD-R's. I'd rather burn them on CD-R's. They're easier to hide and not really embarassing when friends come over. Just slap on bad movie names instead. Trust me, no one's going to bother a CD-R labeled "Gigli" :D
 
$5.95 for 2 porn DVDs and you kept this info to yourself until now. For shame. Shouldn't we all be sharing awesome deals?
 
[quote name='camoor']The key to the Iraq war is flooding raq with tons and tons of porn.

Tons and tons.[/quote]

Where'd you get that idea from? Howard Stern?
 
I have been a loyal A&E customer for a few years. They usually have a DVD clearance in March (I believe). They also usually have free items if you order above $19 (DVD's, condom packages, etc.), which is usually one DVD. I've never had any problems with them, so it's good to see Dave got his money back. A&E may not have really hardcore stuff, but they do have quite a collection that you don't mind watching with your girlfriend / wife...

;-)
 
[quote name='joevan07']Will these DVD's ever be rare/valuable?[/quote]

Not Search for the Snow Leopard! I think that was the first free VHS I got from A&E!
 
It's a decent deal since he only had to pay 6 bucks for 2 porno movies. I don't know how long each vid so maybe it's one of those mega 8 hour porno vids.

It's funny because I'm sure there are tons of people who would never complain to a porno store about being over charged.

But never underestemate how cheap a CAG can be.
 
True - I'm not gonna spend the silly amount of time I do scouring for game deals just to blow (no pun intended) all the savings on porn.

Dave
 
I recommend adultdvdempire.com if you want to go buy porn. There is also an option for free shipping. I posted a sale thread about this site last Dec during Xmas...
 
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