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My name is Saucy Jack. I am a member of a community called
CAG, short for CheapAssGamer. The primary purpose of that
website is to help people find great deals on games, DVDs,
and other forms of entertainment. However, there is also
an interesting community in the Off-Topic forums there.

That is where I go every day. I post about 10 times a day.
I'm almost at 5,000...

I tend to use proper grammar and such, but not too much.
That will end up making you look and seem older. So I make sure
to use a special skin-moisturizer and facial mask to keep
me looking my best.

I know that I have the characteristics of a common poster...
A user ID, a "gimmick," and sometimes even a great avatar
and sig combination...

However, there is much more behind the mask I wear.
I simply do not exist.

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']The old unrated version is on my tradelist. ;)[/QUOTE]

I am all out of dough for the week. I might nab some things from you soon though.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']The old unrated version is on my tradelist. ;)[/QUOTE]

I'll check your list. Maybe you have something good on there. That way, I can help you keep up your lavish lifestyle. :lol: ;)

[quote name='shrike4242']I guess we could call this semi-repost? ;)[/QUOTE]

Well, I didn't know that this OTT has been done before. And even if it has, this one is different and better. It's got Saucy Jack. Winner! ;)



I'm waiting for when everyone re-enacts the business card scene, comparing avatars and sigs...

"Oh, God... look at Subbie's avatar. Simple, yet powerful. And his sig... oh, God. It's the awesome Jack White... and Meg's looking pretty good..."

(drops keyboard and starts shaking)
 
[quote name='getmeoutofjoliet']
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draw your own conclusions... im off to school[/QUOTE]

Hmmm... looks like a cam-whore to me.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Hmmm... looks like a cam-whore to me.[/QUOTE]
Is that a bad thing? Cam whoring at an early age leads them to REAL whoring when they are OF age. So consider her "preping" for her JayKrue years (or really, one night. :lol: )
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Is that a bad thing? Cam whoring at an early age leads them to REAL whoring when they are OF age. So consider her "preping" for her JayKrue years (or really, one night. :lol: )[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure he can do better. :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Is that a bad thing? Cam whoring at an early age leads them to REAL whoring when they are OF age. So consider her "preping" for her JayKrue years (or really, one night. :lol: )[/QUOTE]
Jay does get his ladies...

There is no way my dream last night was a good omen...
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Hmmm... looks like a cam-whore to me.[/QUOTE]
Cocktease comes to mind, as well.

Probably is all talk and no walk in person. Cam whores tend to be that way, as a general rule.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Cocktease comes to mind, as well.

Probably is all talk and no walk in person. Cam whores tend to be that way, as a general rule.[/QUOTE]
Good thing I don't know no cam whores...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Good thing I don't know no cam whores...[/QUOTE]

You probably do. Every cute girl that has done a strip tease for their bf on AIM is an up-and-coming (excuse the pun) cam whore. :lol:

[quote name='shrike4242']Cocktease comes to mind, as well.

Probably is all talk and no walk in person. Cam whores tend to be that way, as a general rule.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, because a funny thing about girls is that for all their sluttiness, many are actually quite prudish. Because they know if they give it up too soon, then guys like me will (smartly, if I might add) move on to the next notch on the bedpost. So they have to limit how much they have sex despite probably being a closet nymphomaniac. That's why girls don't want to be seen as a slut (even though you drop a few drops of alcohol and Lil Miss Whore comes out :rofl: ).

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'm pretty sure he can do better. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Definitely. :cool:

[quote name='supadupacheap']Is that a bad thing? Cam whoring at an early age leads them to REAL whoring when they are OF age. So consider her "preping" for her JayKrue years (or really, one night. :lol: )[/QUOTE]

I never said anything about it being good or bad. Just pointin' out what it looks like to me.

Hehe, well, that's all they're usually good for - one night. :lol:
 
Well, I suppose the only good thing about cam whores is that you get to make fun of them for acting stupid.

Like those girls that send their boyfriends a private video, and it ends up getting leaked out. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Yeah, because a funny thing about girls is that for all their sluttiness, many are actually quite prudish. Because they know if they give it up too soon, then guys like me will (smartly, if I might add) move on to the next notch on the bedpost. So they have to limit how much they have sex despite probably being a closet nymphomaniac. That's why girls don't want to be seen as a slut (even though you drop a few drops of alcohol and Lil Miss Whore comes out :rofl: ).[/QUOTE]
Which is the funny thing, since it's so much easier to flash/show it on webcam than it is in-person, since there's no in-person issues to deal with under those circumstances.

Explains why there's so much more showing on 'cam and a different experience in-person.
 
I think I am very unfortunate that of the many girls I meet when they are smashed they are not easy at all. It seems as though I am always surrounded by cock teases whom will just go insane on you and then they will just look at you and move on. Oh so dissapointing and painful.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Which is the funny thing, since it's so much easier to flash/show it on webcam than it is in-person, since there's no in-person issues to deal with under those circumstances.

Explains why there's so much more showing on 'cam and a different experience in-person.[/QUOTE]

True, but logically, it'd be better to go wild at a club and slept with some guy she'll regret in the morning rather than a webcam video you did when you're 15 haunting you on the internet which your grandkids might stumble on when you're 60 or at the very least embarass you on a nation-wide scale instead of limited to your local nightclub. :rofl:

[quote name='flowery']I think I am very unfortunate that of the many girls I meet when they are smashed they are not easy at all. It seems as though I am always surrounded by cock teases whom will just go insane on you and then they will just look at you and move on. Oh so dissapointing and painful.[/QUOTE]

Even if they're drunk, girls can smell fear a mile away. If you don't go all-balls in and step up your game, she'll throw you off until she finds a better guy (or until it's almost closing time at the club and she still hasn't found a guy to hook up with. :lol: )
 
[quote name='jaykrue']True, but logically, it'd be better to go wild at a club and slept with some guy she'll regret in the morning rather than a webcam video you did when you're 15 haunting you on the internet which your grandkids might stumble on when you're 60 or at the very least embarass you on a nation-wide scale instead of limited to your local nightclub. :rofl:[/quote]
Like the tattoo of lord knows what at 18 you're trying to get rid of when you're 60? :D

[quote name='jaykrue'] Even if they're drunk, girls can smell fear a mile away. If you don't go all-balls in and step up your game, she'll throw you off until she finds a better guy (or until it's almost closing time at the club and she still hasn't found a guy to hook up with. :lol: )[/QUOTE]
Very sage advice.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Even if they're drunk, girls can smell fear a mile away. If you don't go all-balls in and step up your game, she'll throw you off until she finds a better guy (or until it's almost closing time at the club and she still hasn't found a guy to hook up with. :lol: )[/QUOTE]

When I was in high school (probably junior year) some freshman girl emailed pics of herself to her boyfriend ... which of course made their way through the whole school. I think the FBI even got involved in that one. :lol:

I never saw them though. :cry:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']When I was in high school (probably junior year) some freshman girl emailed pics of herself to her boyfriend ... which of course made their way through the whole school. I think the FBI even got involved in that one. :lol:

I never saw them though. :cry:[/QUOTE]

But you still have them saved on the HDD, right? ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']When I was in high school (probably junior year) some freshman girl emailed pics of herself to her boyfriend ... which of course made their way through the whole school. I think the FBI even got involved in that one. :lol:

I never saw them though. :cry:[/QUOTE]

liar, i know they're on your massive hard-drive of porn!
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Even if they're drunk, girls can smell fear a mile away. If you don't go all-balls in and step up your game, she'll throw you off until she finds a better guy (or until it's almost closing time at the club and she still hasn't found a guy to hook up with. :lol: )[/QUOTE]

Very Very Very true. A funny thing is that I would be with this one girl and she is just going nuts and it seems as though we are getting into big time and then at the end of the night or some other time she would look at me such a naughty and teasful look and just leave. You see being in a small town and a somewhat small university going to THE club or party I am usually hanging around the same girls so it isnt as easy as the random hottie that she is getting her groove on with me. Another problem simply lies in the fact that I don't go for cheap lays. I have no problem with them and people who do it but I don't want to just go nuts and get with a large number of girls especially since I will most likely see them around alot.
 
[quote name='flowery']Very Very Very true. A funny thing is that I would be with this one girl and she is just going nuts and it seems as though we are getting into big time and then at the end of the night or some other time she would look at me such a naughty and teasful look and just leave. You see being in a small town and a somewhat small university going to THE club or party I am usually hanging around the same girls so it isnt as easy as the random hottie that she is getting her groove on with me. Another problem simply lies in the fact that I don't go for cheap lays. I have no problem with them and people who do it but I don't want to just go nuts and get with a large number of girls especially since I will most likely see them around alot.[/QUOTE]
Having a small/limited pool to pick from, that's not a good thing.

Especially with an even smaller/limited number of things to do/places to go.

Time to move. ;)
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Having a small/limited pool to pick from, that's not a good thing.

Especially with an even smaller/limited number of things to do/places to go.

Time to move. ;)[/QUOTE]

I love the town it is a great place and the University is great. If I didn't go to school here I would never have come here. The thing is that I never heard of the town or school until two months before I put my application.

The ladies out number guys 4-1 but there are alot of serious relationship going around and the limited social scene most times. I despise frat parties and the one and only club which is actually 30 minutes away in Tennessee is getting old. The only get togethers I frequent is with baseball players and soccer chicks most of the times.
 
[quote name='flowery']I love the town it is a great place and the University is great. If I didn't go to school here I would never have come here. The thing is that I never heard of the town or school until two months before I put my application.

The ladies out number guys 4-1 but there are alot of serious relationship going around and the limited social scene most times. I despise frat parties and the one and only club which is actually 30 minutes away in Tennessee is getting old. The only get togethers I frequent is with baseball players and soccer chicks most of the times.[/QUOTE]
Ladies outnumber guys 4-1? :whistle2:s Wow, where's jaykrue when you need him? :D

Sounds like there's a bit of an odd situation with those issues. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Having a small/limited pool to pick from, that's not a good thing.

Especially with an even smaller/limited number of things to do/places to go.

Time to move. ;)[/QUOTE]

Beat me to it. :lol:

But all is not lost. Although the idea that once a girl gets you on her 'friends' list, you're forever regulated to the doomed 'friend status' is somewhat true, a funny thing happens in smaller groups. When a group is small and thus selections are few, you have a higher chance of becoming a fubu (fcuk buddy) and then potentially moving on to relationship status. Weird but true. And who says just because you sleep with a girl once, she's a cheap lay? I've hooked up w/ a few girls that once they gave it up, wouldn't give it up again for another 3 months. Of course, I was seeing other girls on the side that didn't mind being my fubu so it helped me in my times of 'need'. ;):lol:

[quote name='flowery']I love the town it is a great place and the University is great. If I didn't go to school here I would never have come here. The thing is that I never heard of the town or school until two months before I put my application.

The ladies out number guys 4-1 but there are alot of serious relationship going around and the limited social scene most times. I despise frat parties and the one and only club which is actually 30 minutes away in Tennessee is getting old. The only get togethers I frequent is with baseball players and soccer chicks most of the times.[/QUOTE]

Soccer chicks.... :drool: Seriously, in a situation like that you should be fightin' them off with a stick (hopefully not the ugly kind :lol: ).

[quote name='shrike4242']Ladies outnumber guys 4-1? :whistle2:s Wow, where's jaykrue when you need him? :D

Sounds like there's a bit of an odd situation with those issues. :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

It's ok. My plate's full as it is. Besides, there's plenty of girls to go around. I don't mind sharing... just not at the same time. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Soccer chicks.... :drool: Seriously, in a situation like that you should be fightin' them off with a stick (hopefully not the ugly kind :lol: ).[/QUOTE]

Yeah, all that running is good for the legs. Keeps them thin, too. :drool:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Beat me to it. :lol:

But all is not lost. Although the idea that once a girl gets you on her 'friends' list, you're forever regulated to the doomed 'friend status' is somewhat true, a funny thing happens in smaller groups. When a group is small and thus selections are few, you have a higher chance of becoming a fubu (fcuk buddy) and then potentially moving on to relationship status. Weird but true. And who says just because you sleep with a girl once, she's a cheap lay? I've hooked up w/ a few girls that once they gave it up, wouldn't give it up again for another 3 months. Of course, I was seeing other girls on the side that didn't mind being my fubu so it helped me in my times of 'need'. ;):lol:



Soccer chicks.... :drool: Seriously, in a situation like that you should be fightin' them off with a stick (hopefully not the ugly kind :lol: ).[/QUOTE]

Ha Ha yeah yeah. I know the friend zone all to well unfortunatley.

The numbers game is very confusing sometimes. It can be deciving because you can see the same hot chicks all the time and one day a few new ones come along and you never see them again. We have to look at the group as a whole and when you weed out the unattractive ones, undesireable ones, and the diseased ones then suddenly it seems limited. The soccer chicks are another funny story. There are a handfull that are out of this world but of these I am just friends with and sometimes they don't even acknowledge my presence.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yeah, all that running is good for the legs. Keeps them thin, too. :drool:[/QUOTE]

Of course. It did wonders for Keira. :cool::drool::bouncy:

[quote name='flowery']Ha Ha yeah yeah. I know the friend zone all to well unfortunatley.

The numbers game is very confusing sometimes. It can be deciving because you can see the same hot chicks all the time and one day a few new ones come along and you never see them again. We have to look at the group as a whole and when you weed out the unattractive ones, undesireable ones, and the diseased ones then suddenly it seems limited. The soccer chicks are another funny story. There are a handfull that are out of this world but of these I am just friends with and sometimes they don't even acknowledge my presence.[/QUOTE]

I'm tellin' ya man. Don't be discouraged. I'd aim for one of the soccer girls. Ask her what qualities she likes in a guy. Once she describes them, figure out a way to do it while staying true to yourself. For example, she likes a guy who likes soccer but you don't but you like video games so try inviting her over to play some FIFA and who knows? You might start to like it. Or if she says, "someone like you" then flirtfully tease her with "If that's true, how come you haven't gone out with me yet?" Raise your eyebrow and cross your arms as it'll give you an aloof & standoffish look while staying roguishly charming. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Of course. It did wonders for Keira. :cool::drool::bouncy:[/QUOTE]

Not that she needed the help. :lol:

I just watched The Jacket last week, she's never looked better. :drool: :drool: :drool:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Not that she needed the help. :lol:

I just watched The Jacket last week, she's never looked better. :drool: :drool: :drool:[/QUOTE]

I loved her lapdance in Domino. Tasty.:drool::drool::drool::drool:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I loved her lapdance in Domino. Tasty.:drool::drool::drool::drool:[/QUOTE]

I haven't seen it yet, but from the previews she doesn't look quite as good. I'm waiting for DVD. :lol:
 
Is this the poster or someone the poster is trying to... ... do things to.

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draw your own conclusions... im off to school[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I haven't seen it yet, but from the previews she doesn't look quite as good. I'm waiting for DVD. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Which reminds me, I saw an ad for Pride and Prejudice on the TV and Keria was in it. :shock:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Is this the poster or someone the poster is trying to... ... do things to.[/QUOTE]

My guess is the latter though I'm sure if they announce that they are the former, expect a billion pm's in the span of a second. :lol:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']We've got an epidemic in America, folks, and it's called Stupidity![/QUOTE]

Huh?
 
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