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[quote name='Mike23']Any ideas on what to do with all my French instruction manuals?

Such a fucking waste.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='Graystone']The 13 Spanish channels that are included in my bill.
[/QUOTE]

The only decent things about the Spanish channels are that they show Lucha Libre, there's plenty of good-looking women on them, and once in a while they'll show an obscure martial-arts movie that I can enjoy because I understand Spanish decently.

Otherwise, they're pretty useless. Not all foreign-language channels are useless, though. There were some cool Chinese and Japanese channels on DirecTV. Lots of great movies and TV series.
 
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The Office melts your face off at Thursday 7:30 PM Central time on NBC (8:30 Eastern, and I dunno-wtf-time-PM in other time zones).

Also SJ is right about the Spanish Channels. It's about as close to softcore porn as you can get. My gf's dad gets in trouble with his wife because he likes to watch the soaps on there, where all the women could cut diamond with their tatas, and lumberjack some trees with their asses.
 
[quote name='Strell']
Also SJ is right about the Spanish Channels. It's about as close to softcore porn as you can get. My gf's dad gets in trouble with his wife because he likes to watch the soaps on there, where all the women could cut diamond with their tatas, and lumberjack some trees with their asses.[/QUOTE]

It's like you could be blindfolded and just point to one of them, and you'd have a nearly 100% chance of pointing to a hottie.
 
When I was working down on the border, gf's dad had a tv in his office that he left on all damn day just to watch those things.

One day I went in there to ask him a question about a report I was working on, and he just goes "Look at the tv!" and started laughing. There was a profile shot of a boob, nipple and all, just sitting there on the screen. THey were speaking too fast for me to understand what was doing on.

Later on he got an LCD screen just for those. Shit.

Speaking of that job...in case anyone was paying attention at the time, I got fired from it because the new boss that came in thought I was disposable because "I didn't do anything." Which was wrong on several accounts, with the biggest being that I was working on a safety manual for the place, including meetings and acknowledgements and things.

Turns out last week OSHA went out there and asked them about it, and of course they don't have one, and I trashed what I had made up until that point. Slapped those bitches with a minimum $50K fine.

It's good to know the dude could have kept me on for a good year and a half or so for the same price.

At this point it almost feels bad to revel in their problems, but I just had to do so for a little while.
 
[quote name='Strell']
At this point it almost feels bad to revel in their problems, but I just had to do so for a little while.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes you do have to gloat when someone screws you over and they get theirs. Gives you a bit of hope. :)
 
[quote name='Strell']

Turns out last week OSHA went out there and asked them about it,.[/QUOTE]

OSHA came to my fathers old job once...After a guy cut his own thumb off.

Carpentry shop btw.
 
Since when are you sane? ;)

Nice av, by the way.

[quote name='Kayden']
catlady-1.jpg
[/QUOTE] :lol:

My gf has a black cat and a white one. There's some comfort in knowing that no matter what you decide to wear for the day, you're pretty much fucked. :lol:

Fun fact: she's actually slightly allergic to cats. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
Fun fact: she's actually slightly allergic to cats. :lol:[/QUOTE]

The more you talk about your gf, the more I think Wtf is wrong with sub's gf.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Why am I the only sane one out of my friends and I? :lol:[/quote]heh, I ask myself the same thing all the time:lol:

btw, just who is that in your av?
 
It was bound to happen one day. :lol:
[quote name='Strell']The more you talk about your gf, the more I think Wtf is wrong with sub's gf.[/QUOTE] I think you're just forgetting that she's actually, well, a she. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I think you're just forgetting that she's actually, well, a she. :lol:[/quote]

Well, blow up dolls can have a gender too...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Since when are you sane? ;)

Nice av, by the way.

:lol:

My gf has a black cat and a white one. There's some comfort in knowing that no matter what you decide to wear for the day, you're pretty much fucked. :lol:

Fun fact: she's actually slightly allergic to cats. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm sane most of the time. Sometimes the characters I used to play will take over for a while, though. :lol:

Thanks. It was tough to pick from all the pictures I had, but I think this one will do nicely for now. :D

I actually have about six cats that live outside and depend on me for food, and one of them is pregnant again! Ugh. Hey, the mother cat was thrown out of a moving car, so I felt like I had to help her. They are pretty nice once you feed them, though. :lol:

[quote name='LiquidNight']heh, I ask myself the same thing all the time:lol:

btw, just who is that in your av?[/QUOTE]

The super-lovely Wendi McLendon-Covey. I just loved this picture so much I had to use it. :D

If I feel more ambitious later, I'll make a new sig. But probably not. It'll probably come out crappy. I'll just keep it this way and show the love for my favorite deputies.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
My gf has a black cat and a white one. There's some comfort in knowing that no matter what you decide to wear for the day, you're pretty much fucked. :lol:
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Subs women? :D
 
[quote name='Strell']Bitch I know I gave you an easy way to resize pics.

:p[/QUOTE]
you did, and im ever so eternally greatful for that, ive used it more times than i can count...however i a) didnt realize it was this big to begin with (mozilla fit it to browser) and b) wouldnt waste mytime saving resizing and uploading an image for a joke like this ^^

but srsly thanks for the image resizer!
 
Piled up all the mags I'll be tossing out:



I guess I'll be making a few trips to the dumpster nearby to toss them all out.

[quote name='punqsux']whats with the bandanas on peoples faces around here? is that this years halloween thing?[/quote]
It's the new cult that worship Wombat. Check out the CAGcast forum for the official thread.
 
[quote name='punqsux']whats with the bandanas on peoples faces around here? is that this years halloween thing?[/QUOTE]

Better not to ask. Trust me. It's not a Halloween thing. :lol:

All I know is that neither of the beautiful faces in my avy or sig will be covered.
 
[quote name='punqsux']you did, and im ever so eternally greatful for that, ive used it more times than i can count...however i a) didnt realize it was this big to begin with (mozilla fit it to browser) and b) wouldnt waste mytime saving resizing and uploading an image for a joke like this ^^

but srsly thanks for the image resizer![/quote]
on imageshack and supload you don't have to save it, there is a way to just upload the pic by using the url.
 
[quote name='punqsux']whats with the bandanas on peoples faces around here? is that this years halloween thing?[/QUOTE]
I want to stab myself in the face.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Piled up all the mags I'll be tossing out:



I guess I'll be making a few trips to the dumpster nearby to toss them all out.


It's the new cult that worship Wombat. Check out the CAGcast forum for the official thread.[/QUOTE]

Yep looks like trash to me.

Well I'm outta here, busy day tomorrow.
 
[quote name='2Fast']I hope I don't wake up feeling pissed off like I have the past three days. Anyway, g'night CAG.[/QUOTE]

Hope you feel better, dude. Good night. :)

[quote name='Graystone']Yep looks like trash to me.

Well I'm outta here, busy day tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

Good night, Graystone. Have a good one tomorrow. :)
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']Oh. My. God.

Only in Japan...[/QUOTE]

And here I was, worried that I wouldn't know what to be for Halloween this year.

Darthu Haro Vaderu? F*ck yes.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']Oh. My. God.

Only in Japan...[/QUOTE]

You know, for a while there I honestly didn't think you could make Darth Vader look like a total bitch (and no, I'm not counting the pansy-ass performances by Hayden Christensen). I now stand corrected.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Classic. Nice. :D[/QUOTE]
Thanks. I made it from a screenshot of the film.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Piled up all the mags I'll be tossing out:



I guess I'll be making a few trips to the dumpster nearby to toss them all out.


It's the new cult that worship Wombat. Check out the CAGcast forum for the official thread.[/QUOTE]

Gamepro? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
 
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