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[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']I checked the AS schedule just now, and I saw the PeeWee on it, and I thought, is this a joke?[/QUOTE]

Wait....I just saw a commercial that said "remember this" or something like that with a bunch of weird noises in the background......say it ain't so!
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I wrote the unwritten laws, so I gave myself permission. ;)[/QUOTE]
Oh HELL no you didn't...you haven't been here nearly long enough. You weren't here for the Moldy Boner - 'nuff said. ;)
[quote name='CaseyRyback']pee wee on AS is going to be great![/QUOTE]
Better than Saved By The Bell, at any rate...

It's been well over a decade since I've seen that show. I'm actually looking forward to it, assuming it happens. And as far as live action on Cartoon Network goes, isn't Pee-Wee a perfect choice? I mean, the show practically was a live action cartoon.
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Ren & Stimpy on MTV2? Hellz yeah.[/QUOTE]
Nick was showing a few episodes last weekend. I'd forgotten just how brilliant the show could be. Trying to grab the plate of fresh hog jowls while avoiding the family's pet baboon? BRILLIANT!
 
I wrote FTP on the side of a Steak 'n' Shake restaurant, with a blue crayon I took from their kid's menu.

I must return to write "FEEL THE PENIS" under it.
 
[quote name='Brak']I wrote FTP on the side of a Steak 'n' Shake restaurant, with a blue crayon I took from their kid's menu.

I must return to write "FEEL THE PENIS" under it.[/quote]

You know that's only really funny if you've been to a stake and shake. God I love those tiny fries.:drool:
 
[quote name='Brak']Their frech fries and chili are classy.[/quote]

and their burgers are 100% "steak".:lol:

ahhh I don't know what was better eating their or the fact that it was the only place open at 3:30 (excluding White Castle).
 
:drool: White Castle, man that sounds good right about now...

Between that and someone mentioning Little Cesaer's crazy bread in another thread I'm getting kind of hungry for some junk food.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']:drool: White Castle, man that sounds good right about now...

Between that and someone mentioning Little Cesaer's crazy bread in another thread I'm getting kind of hungry for some junk food.[/QUOTE]
Me too...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Me too...[/QUOTE]

If I wasn't half drunk I'd make the drive to McDonalds. Hmm, its only about a mile away, maybe I can walk...
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']If I wasn't half drunk I'd make the drive to McDonalds. Hmm, its only about a mile away, maybe I can walk...[/QUOTE]
A mile is like an eternity when you're drunk. It's fine when you're high, but drunk it's not a good idea.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']A mile is like an eternity when you're drunk. It's fine when you're high, but drunk it's not a good idea.[/QUOTE]

Update: fully drunk now.

I think I've found the best universal mixer. Minute Maid Light Limeade. I tried it with amaretto, tequila, and southern comfort and they were all pretty good. I'd try some more combinations but I'd rather not spend the night puking. Maybe tomorrow night?
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Update: fully drunk now.[/QUOTE]

Solid; shouldn't you have left CAG a while ago though?
 
[quote name='Mike23']Solid; shouldn't you have left CAG a while ago though?[/QUOTE]

Yeah but I stuck around to chip my teeth.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Yeah but I stuck around to chip my teeth.[/QUOTE]

You sHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe did. :lol:
 
it wont be. I'm not going to see this anywhere outside this site. Its not even a "within 5 years" or a "massive crab/ridge racer", much less an O RLY.

just give it a little time to heal.
 
It's better when you can get ImageShack thumbnails to do the talkin'.

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[quote name='RedvsBlue']Update: fully drunk now.

I think I've found the best universal mixer. Minute Maid Light Limeade. I tried it with amaretto, tequila, and southern comfort and they were all pretty good. I'd try some more combinations but I'd rather not spend the night puking. Maybe tomorrow night?[/quote]

Ack! diet soda/juice of anything is nasty as a mixer to me. I prefer Pepsi or Dr Pepper as a universal. MMmm tequila and dr pepper or jager and dr pepper...
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']You know that's only really funny if you've been to a stake and shake. God I love those tiny fries.:drool:[/quote]
They have the best fries ever. And the cheese sauce for them...

Yeah, SNS is freakin' awesome.


[quote name='beerguy961'] A mile is like an eternity when you're drunk. It's fine when you're high, but drunk it's not a good idea.
I usually don't mind walking when I'm drunk. I forget how far I've walked every few minutes anyway so it's no big deal. Until I'm at another bar wondering why my legs are aching and someone has to remind me 6 times that we walked a long distance.

I think the biggest problem I have with walking a great distance while drunk is trying to find places to relieve myself. Cause if you're walking a mile, that's at least, like, 4 pees when you're drunk.
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I was actually in bed before 12 last night. I finished reading Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs just before 11:30 and didn't know what else to do. :lol:
 
Let's see...

Sunday I went to bed at 7 PM, woke up at 2 AM (Monday), went back to bed at 6 AM (four hours later), woke up at 11 PM, that night... and now I'm piss-ass tired again. What the Hell is going on? AIDS?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I was actually in bed before 12 last night. I finished reading Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs just before 11:30 and didn't know what else to do. :lol:[/quote]
Wow, I didn't think you usually went to bed until...well around now. :)
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Wow, I didn't think you usually went to bed until...well around now. :)[/QUOTE]Usually 2-3. I do "work" full time, after all. :lol:
 
Well, the point is, the Firefox Google page is superior to original Google. Because the Google logo is shitty, and the Firefox page minimizes it.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Well, the point is, the Firefox Google page is superior to original Google. Because the Google logo is shitty, and the Firefox page minimizes it.[/QUOTE]
I prefer the google box on the top right of firefox.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']I prefer the google box on the top right of firefox.[/QUOTE]Top right?! Top left or go to hell!
 
[quote name='flowery']This GTA: LCS is pretty cool...well worth 15 bucks. To bad they couldn't have worked on it a little better though.[/QUOTE]LCS just proves that they're going to milk the same [renderware] engine again for the next GTA game. What puzzles me is that some developer hasn't been able to do better yet. What the hell, people? It's not a hard formula to replicate after 3.5 of the same game.
 
Is it wrong to stare at a blind womens cleavage?

It was cold in our store and fucking apocalyptic hot outside, so she had some nip action going on. And you knew she was blind cuz she had that little guiding cane thing they use.

I just felt bad cuz I could stare at her tits all I wanted and she would never know.
 
I've fantasized about having a hot blind, deaf girlfriend...
 
[quote name='Brak']I've fantasized about having a hot blind, deaf girlfriend...[/QUOTE]Deaf is no good, then you can't judge her based solely on musical preference. Mute wouldn't be too bad, though. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Deaf is no good, then you can't judge her based solely on musical preference.[/QUOTE]
Music preference comes second to my deadly of deadliest question: "What's your favorite movie?"
 
I tell you this, people: the value of a good chunk of cheese cannot be overestimated. I feel sick sometimes, knowing that there's people in this country who can't get a great piece of cheddar.
 
[quote name='Brak']I've fantasized about having a hot blind, deaf girlfriend...[/QUOTE]

Oh my god, that's brilliant. It solves all the problem with women... I think I have a new goal in life.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Oh my god, that's brilliant. It solves all the problem with women... I think I have a new goal in life.[/QUOTE]How does that solve any problems at all?
 
[quote name='jmcc']How does that solve any problems at all?[/QUOTE]

She's blind so not only will she not care what you look like or how you dress but she also won't dump you for some better looking guy. On top of that you can stare at other women when you're out with her and she can't get mad at you. The deaf thing means no fights or arguments. She might start flailing her arms or something but all you'd have to do is leave the room, its not like she'd know you're gone. The hot part is pretty self explanatory.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']The deaf thing means no fights or arguments.[/quote]

She can't scream 'rape', either. It'd just come out as "raaaauuugh" or something then people will just think it's her way of expressing ecstasy! :D
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']She can't scream 'rape', either. It'd just come out as "raaaauuugh" or something then people will just think it's her way of expressing ecstasy! :D[/QUOTE]Ugh.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Ugh.[/quote]Yeah, that was really bad. Still, it had to be said, if not by me then Kayden would have. ;)
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']She can't scream 'rape', either. It'd just come out as "raaaauuugh" or something then people will just think it's her way of expressing ecstasy! :D[/quote]
:shame:
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']
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Gonna show you where the light is.[/QUOTE]
I saw one in there:
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We've got a Severe Thunderstorm Watch and a Non-Precipitation Alert going right now for the area. There's something wrong with having those two warnings at the same time.

Edit: I think we're having a dust storm. :whistle2:s
 
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