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I am continually amazed at my girlfriend's boobs.

I thought I was above all those lust-filled hormone raging dudes, but now I dunno.

It's not like every time i see them I freak out, I just think they are amazing.

I feel dirty now...
 
[quote name='modium']Funny that Spoony mentioned my karma the other night. In addition to having an awful past few days, I actually can't find that show to download. See, you guys were talking about SNL, so I assumed that was it, and sure enough Ashley Simpson was on it. I kept skipping ahead, wondering why they didn't even mention Rilo Kiley in the intro. Then, I did my own detective work.

Not that it would have mattered, because my PBS station doesn't even air that show.

Also, DDD emailed me today saying that my order has been cancelled because the Herzog/Kinski set is discontinued. Even though it's the first I'm hearing of it. And it's still available on the site. Time to get on the horn.

I think the best way to describe it is to say "DAME. This is sucked"[/QUOTE]

Time to set your life straight :lol:
 
Well my girlfriend (in the pic to the right) has big ones.
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[quote name='ph33r m3']Well my girlfriend (in the pic to the right) has big ones.
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everyday I find something in America that makes me cry.
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']everyday I find something in America that makes me cry.[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, he'll die of a heart attack before he's 10. You won't have to cry over him too long.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']So I was walking to the shuttle stop and two guys walk past me, one says "big tits."
Wow, was that supposed to be a compliment or just a observation. Maybe the guy has a disease that he says whatever he thinks.

Anyways, that was my day.[/QUOTE]

Seems quite the common affliction now-a-days.

But then, at least you have the self confidence to believe and know that they aren't mocking you when they cat-call.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Don't worry, he'll die of a heart attack before he's 10. You won't have to cry over him too long.[/QUOTE]

I just wish his parents would be buried alive with his corpse for allowing that.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Seems quite the common affliction now-a-days.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure it will only happen more and more... i mean i'm going to teach high school.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I just wish his parents would be buried alive with his corpse for allowing that.[/QUOTE]

And people wonder why I have no faith in humanity.
 
Very weird.

According to the CSR with DDD, if you have a Gmail address, they automatically cancel the order because a lot of fraud comes from Gmail addresses.

.......?

I asked him if this is going to be a problem, and he said that he attatched a note to my account, because I have a long (and expensive) history with DDD that says it's okay for me to order, and that they won't "penalize" me for having a Gmail address.

Seriously now, WTF?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm sure it will only happen more and more... i mean i'm going to teach high school.[/QUOTE]
Hazard pay, anyone?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm sure it will only happen more and more... i mean i'm going to teach high school.[/QUOTE]

At least then you'll be in a position to punish them. Set those young hooligans straight!
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm sure it will only happen more and more... i mean i'm going to teach high school.[/QUOTE]

What subject, again?
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']And people wonder why I have no faith in humanity.[/QUOTE]

Questioning alive-burying is an buryable offense.
 
[quote name='modium']Very weird.

According to the CSR with DDD, if you have a Gmail address, they automatically cancel the order because a lot of fraud comes from Gmail addresses.

.......?

I asked him if this is going to be a problem, and he said that he attatched a note to my account, because I have a long (and expensive) history with DDD that says it's okay for me to order, and that they won't "penalize" me for having a Gmail address.

Seriously now, WTF?[/QUOTE]

What the hell? That's just odd.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I'm sure it will only happen more and more... i mean i'm going to teach high school.[/QUOTE]

Well, I guess it's best to look at it as the compliment it was intended, despite the overall lack of couth and manners.

I mean, at least you're not so racked with self doubt that you can't actually take a compliment without overanalysing the situation to try and figure out if the person is being genuine or not.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']At least then you'll be in a position to punish them. Set those young hooligans straight![/QUOTE]

Yes, teacher. Punish us. Punish us. :lol:
 
[quote name='jmcc']Questioning alive-burying is an buryable offense.[/QUOTE]

I didn't mean you. I meant people like his parents lead me to not having faith in humanity :D
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Yes, teacher. Punish us. Punish us. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I've been such a bad st...

Wait a minute! You're sick, sweeney, sick!! Apologize to lulu!
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well, I guess it's best to look at it as the compliment it was intended, despite the overall lack of couth and manners.

I mean, at least you're not so racked with self doubt that you can't actually take a compliment without overanalysing the situation to try and figure out if the person is being genuine or not.[/QUOTE]
Odd that you used the word "rack". :whistle2:s
 
I was just reading an article on suicide. It mentioned that one suicide note was just "If just one person smiles on me on the way to the bridge, I won't jump." I think I'll start smiling at people I see from now on.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I've been such a bad st...

Wait a minute! You're sick, sweeney, sick!! Apologize to lulu![/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, Lulu.
It's a terrible thing to try and trivalize your chosen profession and mar such noble and idealistic thougths with such base trivialities.

:cry:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I'm sorry, Lulu.
It's a terrible thing to try and trivalize your chosen profession and mar such noble and idealistic thougths with such base trivialities.

:cry:[/QUOTE]

Damn, you apologize quite well :lol:
 
[quote name='jmcc']I was just reading an article on suicide. It mentioned that one suicide note was just "If just one person smiles on me on the way to the bridge, I won't jump." I think I'll start smiling at people I see from now on.[/QUOTE]

:applause:
Very nice. I must say I'm impressed.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Damn, you apologize quite well :lol:[/QUOTE]

Years of practice mixed with a tinge of self loathing.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Odd that you used the word "rack". :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

Sorry, shrike... I'm just trying to keep myself abreast of the the situation.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']:shock: :whistle2:s :whistle2:\"[/QUOTE]

What? It's just a little mindless banter... a little tit for tat, and such.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']What? It's just a little mindless banter... a little tit for tat, and such.[/QUOTE]
Such banter often keeps your mind from thinking about the nip in the air.

And keeping so abreast of the situation must be due to your hands-on approach.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Such banter often keeps your mind from thinking about the nip in the air.[/QUOTE]

You're specifically trying to make me look like a boob, aren't you?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']You're specifically trying to make me look like a boob, aren't you?[/QUOTE]
I'm honestly not trying to work areola-round the conversation.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Such banter often keeps your mind from thinking about the nip in the air.

And keeping so abreast of the situation must be due to your hands-on approach.[/QUOTE]

What can I say, Shrike, I'm a giver. My hands on approach allows me to provide such support, and allows me to lift and seperate thier spirits and feelings.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well, I guess it's best to look at it as the compliment it was intended, despite the overall lack of couth and manners.

I mean, at least you're not so racked with self doubt that you can't actually take a compliment without overanalysing the situation to try and figure out if the person is being genuine or not.[/QUOTE]

Compliments over things you can't control always seemed rather ... unnecessary to me.
 
fucking a... I finally beat this stage on DDR E2... and I forgot to save... it shoukld auto save after each time I play a song. I mean auto-save seems to be fickle.
 
[quote name='Mike23']Yee-haw! I just made it to Oregon![/QUOTE]

I've never made it to Oregon. I always fucking die, EVERY time.
 
God I love Best Week Ever on VH1. Right now they're discussing the cancellation of Taradise on E!, you can use your imagination about what they're saying about Tara Reid.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']God I love Best Week Ever on VH1. Right now they're discussing the cancellation of Taradise on E!, you can use your imagination about what they're saying about Tara Reid.[/QUOTE]

When I work during the day on Saturdays, I see that show on E! from time to time.

It's, like... everyone is on on the joke... except for her.
 
[quote name='Brak']When I work during the day on Saturdays, I see that show on E! from time to time.

It's, like... everyone is on on the joke... except for her.[/QUOTE]

I never saw it but the recap on BWE gave me a pretty good idea of how much an alcoholic she is.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I'm honestly not trying to work areola-round the conversation.[/QUOTE]


...:lol: I suppose I should have expected that from you.

And damn, you people move these bitches along. :shock:
 
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