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New phrase: "Whatever fits your Vagina".

Went to Meijers, and saw a Power Wheels Escalade and made some smart-ass remark. Apparently she said "Whatever the kids want" and I heard it just a wee bit off.

"Whatever fits your Vagina" is such a catch-all phrase though.

"What do you want to eat?" "Whatever fits your Vagina"
"Would you like that back in $50's and $20's?" "Whatever fits your Vagina"
"Can you tell me why I pulled you over?" "Whatever fits your Vagina"
 
Why is it so damn hard to pull of a Crazy Dash with the Controller S? It was much easier on the DC controller, though maybe that's because it was much more comfortable and not as awkward as it seems to be on the Xbox. Oh well, Crazy Taxi is still a fun game on the Xbox.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']So, daylight savings time. Starts at 2, right? So what happens to the clocks? Will it be 1:59, and then 3:00?[/quote]
Motherfucker. I didn't think that was this weekend. SONOFABITCH. I WANT MY fuckING HOUR BACK.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki'] Oh well, Crazy Taxi is still a fun game on the Xbox.[/quote]

No its not. It controls like shit and pissed me off everytime I played.

...

I love my DC, but they never ported Crazy Taxi 3 to it :(
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']No its not. It controls like shit and pissed me off everytime I played.

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I love my DC, but they never ported Crazy Taxi 3 to it :([/QUOTE]
It controls just fine, the controller seems to be the main problem. Having all three games on one disc is one of the best things ever.

[quote name='sixersballernum3']So, daylight savings time. Starts at 2, right? So what happens to the clocks? Will it be 1:59, and then 3:00?[/QUOTE]
Don't really care as time stays still here. So if you don't want to bother with that shit, there's a state just for you.

I love the DL.TV videocast, as it's very informative, useful, and cool. :)
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Don't really care as time stays still here. So if you don't want to bother with that shit, there's a state just for you.[/quote]

I know. That's why I've been trying to move there. :D
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']
Don't really care as time stays still here. So if you don't want to bother with that shit, there's a state just for you.
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Benjamin Franklin is rolling in his grave :nottalking:
 
[quote name='zewone']Arizona and Indiana don't follow daylight savings? What - are they communists?[/QUOTE]
Indiana maybe, but Arizona is just trying to "stick it to the man."

Just got back from the Common Sense concert on campus. It was hot fire! :hot:
 
[quote name='MadChedar0']
Just got back from the Common Sense concert on campus. It was hot fire! :hot:[/QUOTE]
You lucky sonova...

I was suppose to go a concert of his last month with this chick I met. Too bad she's a compulsive liar and never had tickets. :bomb:
 
[quote name='zewone']You lucky sonova...

I was suppose to go a concert of his last month with this chick I met. Too bad she's a compulsive liar and never had tickets. :bomb:[/QUOTE]

Don't look at what I'm about to type... but the show was also FREE. Man the best part of the concert for me was when Com did "I Used to Love H.E.R" and they mixed Pete Rock's They Reminisce Over You as the beat... So sweet. :drool:
 
[quote name='zewone']Arizona and Indiana don't follow daylight savings? What - are they communists?[/QUOTE]
Daylight Savings Times was created as a means to keep the sun out later in the summertime, but it's hot as fuck here and we don't need the sun out any later. The only real affect DST has on us is TV schedules, as ESPN is on an hour earlier, same as Adult Swim, Raw's on at 9 PM now, and some other channels shift their schedules an hour.

Indiana just switched to following DST across the state just this year. Hawaii doesn't observe DST either, but they have the same weather all year round like Arizona, so there's not really any need for more sunlight either.
 
[quote name='MadChedar0']Don't look at what I'm about to type... but the show was also FREE. Man the best part of the concert for me was when Com did "I Used to Love H.E.R" and they mixed Pete Rock's They Reminisce Over You as the beat... So sweet. :drool:[/QUOTE]
Ah!!! You should have bootlegged it for me. Damnit - this is what I did tonight so far:

I'm about to go drink with 3 girls and myself so that should be cool.
 
[quote name='zewone']Ah!!! You should have bootlegged it for me. Damnit - this is what I did tonight so far:

I'm about to go drink with 3 girls and myself so that should be cool.[/quote]

Left Hand, Right Hand... whos the third?
 
[quote name='zewone']Ah!!! You should have bootlegged it for me. Damnit - this is what I did tonight so far:

I'm about to go drink with 3 girls and myself so that should be cool.[/QUOTE]

Is that a stencil or just a Zew original?

Tippin' the pimp cup works too. I do owe you some music. Okayplayer filmed the whole thing though so maybe there will be some footage floating around.

I know seriously I need to start bootlegging this stuff. I'm out for the night though. Peace.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Left Hand, Right Hand... whos the third?[/QUOTE]
Whoever told you that you were funny was a liar.

[quote name='MadChedar0']Is that a stencil or just a Zew original?

Tippin' the pimp cup works too. I do owe you some music. Okayplayer filmed the whole thing though so maybe there will be some footage floating around.

I know seriously I need to start bootlegging this stuff. I'm out for the night though. Peace.[/QUOTE]

Stencil. I'll be on the lookout for that footage. Peace.
 
Just finished rearranging my room with the new bed, picture(s) forthcoming.[quote name='SpottedNigel']Bored....[/QUOTE]I never did pick up that album, for unknown reasons. Maybe it's time ...[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Indiana just switched to following DST across the state just this year.[/QUOTE]Shit, where have I been? Oh that's right, not in Indiana for the past 3 years. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Shit, where have I been? Oh that's right, not in Indiana for the past 3 years. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Really?! You sure fooled me.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Really?! You sure fooled me.[/QUOTE]You never know, I could have conducted all trades through an intermediary. ;)

I actually lived in Indiana for 3 semesters when I was going to Purdue. It ... didn't work out. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You never know, I could have conducted all trades through an intermediary. ;)

I actually lived in Indiana for 3 semesters when I was going to Purdue. It ... didn't work out. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Story of your life?
 
One minute I'm playing Oblivion, and then I look at the clock seemingly a couple of minutes later, and an hour went by! Time sure flies when you are having fun!!
 
[quote name='2Fast']One minute I'm playing Oblivion, and then I look at the clock seemingly a couple of minutes later, and an hour went by! Time sure flies when you are having fun!![/QUOTE]
I was talking to my friend on AIM and it took him an hour to respond by his clock.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Here's the room at the moment:


I've still got things to do, obviously.Heh. fucker. ;)[/quote]

Subbie, is that a wired logitech keyboard & mouse? I have the same exact one... only wireless. I'll probably get the 1000mx mouse soon though.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Subbie, is that a wired logitech keyboard & mouse? I have the same exact one... only wireless. I'll probably get the 1000mx mouse soon though.[/QUOTE]Yeah, elite keyboard and mx500. I have an mx700, but the charging part of the base stopped working and after a year or so I got tired of swapping out the batteries manually.

I don't do any PC gaming anymore, so I don't really have much need to upgrade. My mouse is already more percise than my hand anyway. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yeah, elite keyboard and mx500. I have an mx700, but the charging part of the base stopped working and after a year or so I got tired of swapping out the batteries manually.

I don't do any PC gaming anymore, so I don't really have much need to upgrade. My mouse is already more percise than my hand anyway. :lol:[/quote]

Really? I haven't changed batteries for the last year. You must've gotten some shitty batteries. :lol: As for the charging base, I thought I had a similar problem until I removed the dirt off the brass contacts on the bottom of the mouse with a slightly damp rag. Started glowing bright green after that. I think it's just the wireless version of cleaning the trackball. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I never did pick up that album, for unknown reasons. Maybe it's time[/quote]

Yes. Yes it is. Too damn good to ignore
 
When did Cartoon Network start showing Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos? It was kind of odd to see it on last night.
 
[quote name='MadChedar0']Don't look at what I'm about to type... but the show was also FREE. Man the best part of the concert for me was when Com did "I Used to Love H.E.R" and they mixed Pete Rock's They Reminisce Over You as the beat... So sweet. :drool:[/QUOTE]

:( Damnation, can we go back in time and switch places?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']When did Cartoon Network start showing Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos? It was kind of odd to see it on last night.[/QUOTE]
To stick it to Inuyasha fans, which I wholly approve of.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Really? I haven't changed batteries for the last year. You must've gotten some shitty batteries. :lol: As for the charging base, I thought I had a similar problem until I removed the dirt off the brass contacts on the bottom of the mouse with a slightly damp rag. Started glowing bright green after that. I think it's just the wireless version of cleaning the trackball. ;)[/QUOTE]Oh, it lights up just fine, but doesn't actually charge. Also it creeps up or across the screen by itself sometimes, which can be annoying when trying to watch anime full screen (the bar pops up on the bottom blocking the subs). The only thing I miss is not the wirelessness but the weight of it.
 
Man... this fucking sucks...
Our toilet wont flush. It fills up with water and slowly drains. The bigger problem is the huge freaking turd in there. We don't have a plunger and I can't go to the store to buy one because my car needs gas. I can't put gas in my car because I don't have my wallet. I don't have my wallet because it fell out of my pocket into GG's aunts couch IN fuckING OHIO. She said she'd mail it up. After a week and a half its a no show so we call her up and don't get a reply. GG calls her mom (that talks to the aunt a lot) and apparently she hadn't sent it yet because she 'didn't know it was that important' :dunce: She supposedly sent it last Monday but its still a no show. She sent it the cheapest way posible without delivery confirmation. I hope shes a CAG so she knows I think shes a stupid fucking cunt. It only has two credit cards, my drivers license and ATM card. How could that posibly be important!? :wall:

So now because of gravity + GG's retarded aunt, I have to sit smelling festering shit in my fucking toilet!
 
[quote name='Kayden']Man... this fucking sucks...
Our toilet wont flush. It fills up with water and slowly drains. The bigger problem is the huge freaking turd in there. We don't have a plunger and I can't go to the store to buy one because my car needs gas. I can't put gas in my car because I don't have my wallet. I don't have my wallet because it fell out of my pocket into GG's aunts couch IN fuckING OHIO. She said she'd mail it up. After a week and a half its a no show so we call her up and don't get a reply. GG calls her mom (that talks to the aunt a lot) and apparently she hadn't sent it yet because she 'didn't know it was that important' :dunce: She supposedly sent it last Monday but its still a no show. She sent it the cheapest way posible without delivery confirmation. I hope shes a CAG so she knows I think shes a stupid fucking cunt. It only has two credit cards, my drivers license and ATM card. How could that posibly be important!? :wall:

So now because of gravity + GG's retarded aunt, I have to sit smelling festering shit in my fucking toilet![/quote]How far away is the store?
 
[quote name='jmcc']How far away is the store?[/quote]
Its like a mile down the road, which really isn't too bad, but I don't have any money because I can't get any from the bank without my ID. :bomb: Additionally, I don't think I could walk that far because I have to shit again. :wall:



So I watched 'a boy and his dog' last night... what the fuck? Above ground packs of men scavenge the land looking for women to rape and kill while below ground people live in some kind of fucked up 50s utopia where a makeup wearing robot kills people that don't kiss ass? What the hell is a screamer?
 
[quote name='Kayden']Its like a mile down the road, which really isn't too bad, but I don't have any money because I can't get any from the bank without my ID. :bomb: Additionally, I don't think I could walk that far because I have to shit again. :wall:



So I watched 'a boy and his dog' last night... what the fuck? Above ground packs of men scavenge the land looking for women to rape and kill while below ground people live in some kind of fucked up 50s utopia where a makeup wearing robot kills people that doing kiss ass? What the hell is a screamer?[/QUOTE]
Well, it doesn't sound like that bad a clog. Get a big bucket, fill it with water, then dump it in the toilet directly in the drain hole. The force might be enough to unstop it.
 
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