Brak Smacked anOTTer Car In The Parking Lot, Noir-Style

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[quote name='JSweeney']I'd put money there'd be some lonely single guys at the bar you'd go to that wish the same thing. :p[/QUOTE]
I've never been drunk. But ya know... it might be nice.
 
[quote name='st0neface']Hey Liquid, remember when you asked that simple question a few days ago, and certain people posting here still act like it never happened? Those were good times.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, shit was dope.

Remember that time when mods ran amuck because of personal vendettas because they knew they'd never get in trouble?
 
[quote name='lordwow']How have you never been drunk? TMK is that you?[/QUOTE]
TMK and I share many similarities. Other than the whole porn is cheating thing. That I'll never agree to.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I've never been drunk. But ya know... it might be nice.[/quote]

Well, so long as you take it easy.
A gradual buzz all night is nice.
Taking a 750ml bottle of whiskey and slamming it? Not so much.
(It was good whiskey, thought)
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Yeah, shit was dope.

Remember that time when mods ran amuck because of personal vendettas because they knew they'd never get in trouble?[/QUOTE]


That time? Isn't that like a constant state? Either way, it is pretty awesome.
 
Just had a shot of tequilla. I'm not sure if this is a buzz I'm feeling because I've never had it before. How many shots should I do?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well, so long as you take it easy.
A gradual buzz all night is nice.
Taking a 750ml bottle of whiskey and slamming it? Not so much.
(It was good whiskey, thought)[/QUOTE]
There's only mead in the house, I think.
I haven't had a drink in awhile. >
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Just had a shot of tequilla. I'm not sure if this is a buzz I'm feeling because I've never had it before. How many shots should I do?[/QUOTE]
Six or seven shots should give you a nice buzz.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']I'm nominating Liquid for most likely to be the next V.[/quote]

Eh, Time changes that stuff.
You start out thinking you're Rorschack, and end up feeling like you're Nite Owl. Granted, at least Night Owl ends up with a lady, and Rorschach gets atomically obliterated.
 
[quote name='zewone']this reminds of the old OTTs that were gay as fuck.[/quote]

You mean there was a point where they weren't?
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']That's it? Though I guess a newbie should start somewhere..[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I want him to take it easy his first time gettin' CRUNK.
 
I don't think that whole six or seven thing is gonna work mang. I might do one more. Don't want to get drunk, but this buzz thing aint bad.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']I don't think that whole six or seven thing is gonna work mang. I might do one more. Don't want to get drunk, but this buzz thing aint bad.[/quote]

The night is young.
You don't want the people on the internet thinking you're a sissy-boy now, do ya?
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']I don't think that whole six or seven thing is gonna work mang. I might do one more. Don't want to get drunk, but this buzz thing aint bad.[/QUOTE]
You're not buzzed off one shot unless you're four feet tall and weigh less than 80 pounds.

Six or seven. Trust me.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Eh, not having a drink in a while is kind of nice sometimes. Lowers your tolerance, and makes it easier to get inebriated.[/QUOTE]
I like have maybe one froofy drink every 3 months or so.
 
I see, placebo shit.

I just mixed in a shot (I think? Just poured a some in) some sunny d. shit tastes good.

I don't want to drink a lot of it in case my parents know how much was there.
 
:wave:

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I can't believe in the "HELP & FEEDBACK" section of the site, only ONE mod addressed the issue.. well, sorta.

As the 10th and longest active member of the site (w/ exception of cheapy) I have to say I am pretty disgusted w/ how things have gone. :nottalking:

I need to be a MOD again. That's all there is to it.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I like have maybe one froofy drink every 3 months or so.[/quote]

I have like 3-4 long islands and whatever shots the bar owners comp us with every weekend when some of my work friends end up going to kareoke.

Then, maybe another 2 when I go out after my improv comedy classes at Second City.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']You mean there was a point where they weren't?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, recently, we've got rid of the weirdos like Shrike and you who flirt with girls over the internet. Creepy stuff.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']I see, placebo shit.

I just mixed in a shot (I think? Just poured a some in) some sunny d. shit tastes good.

I don't want to drink a lot of it in case my parents know how much was there.[/QUOTE]
No one checks how much there was when they're done drinking. Mixing makes 'em go down easier, but expect to use the bathroom a lot.

Keep it up. 5 more to go.
 
[quote name='zewone']Yeah, recently, we've got rid of the weirdos like Shrike and you who flirt with girls over the internet. Creepy stuff.[/QUOTE]
Maybe the same thing that happened to Strell will happen to him.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']No one checks how much there was when they're done drinking. Mixing makes 'em go down easier, but expect to use the bathroom a lot.

Keep it up. 5 more to go.[/QUOTE]

Like how much should I pour in to consider it a shot?
 
[quote name='zewone']Yeah, recently, we've got rid of the weirdos like Shrike and you who flirt with girls over the internet. Creepy stuff.[/quote]

Huh. Glad to see that's working out for you.
Get rid of a lot of those guys that spent their entire night jocking each other, too?
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Just had a shot of tequilla. I'm not sure if this is a buzz I'm feeling because I've never had it before. How many shots should I do?[/QUOTE]

At least 6.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Like how much should I pour in to consider it a shot?[/QUOTE]
To the brim of the shot glass, of course.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']I'm sorry, but you've worn out your welcome, DarthEmoPuma.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I really don't give a shit. Keep it up though, maybe you'll get to me one day.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Huh. Glad to see that's working out for you.
Get rid of a lot of those guys that spent their entire night jocking each other, too?[/QUOTE]

Nah, mang. We let a bunch of $$$$$$s in. They were less annoying.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Oh man, that'll be brutal. Having Fallout 3 and Fable 2 sitting there with no 360.[/quote]

I'm in that exact situation right now.

Except I've also got Dead Space, Gears of War 2, etc., etc.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']To the brim of the shot glass, of course.[/QUOTE]

I'm not using a shot glass. I'm putting it like an inch ish up on my sooners cup and then just pouring a sunny d in.

Fallout 3 is kinda sick now that I can lay in bed and play it with a controller.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']I'm not using a shot glass. I'm putting it like an inch ish up on my sooners cup and then just pouring a sunny d in.

Fallout 3 is kinda sick now that I can lay in bed and play it with a controller.[/QUOTE]
How big is the cup?

And get that $$$$$$ sooner shit out of here. 45-35. :cool:
 
Darthpuma, when you acknowledge that absolutely nobody likes you, why do you stick around? Are you just an attention starved brat like TMK?
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']How big is the cup?

And get that $$$$$$ sooner shit out of here. 45-35. :cool:[/QUOTE]

idk, like a normal cup? Bout 7 inches high, and coke can wide?

Even if I stop before a buzz, this shit tastes really good and I dig the warm in my chest.

That's exactly it stoneface. If it wasn't for the insults I get from random 20-40 year old assholes on the internet I would just DIE.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']idk, like a normal cup? Bout 7 inches high, and coke can wide?

Even if I stop before a buzz, this shit tastes really good and I dig the warm in my chest.[/quote]

7 inches, wide as a coke can.
*snicker*
 
[quote name='zewone']sooner? 45-35?[/quote]

that was the score of the Texas/OU game earlier this year. The game that should have sealed the Longhorns going to the championship game, but yet OU went instead.
 
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